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Skiz
05-10-2005, 08:43 AM
:unsure:

If so, I'll remove.

{I}{K}{E}
05-10-2005, 09:39 AM
its ok.

sArA
05-10-2005, 11:09 AM
Where did you get that picture of my bum?

(I dunno....washing up in shorts one day, skizo's av the next :rolleyes: )

manker
05-10-2005, 11:12 AM
Can't be you, no love eggs :D

sArA
05-10-2005, 11:28 AM
Can't be you, no love eggs :D


Love eggs?????

manker
05-10-2005, 11:30 AM
Love eggs?????I duno what else to call them :huh:

http://www.asos.com/images/prods/BGIWO6042/image1l.JPG

GepperRankins
05-10-2005, 11:32 AM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=love+eggs&f=1&sourceid=Mozilla-search

sArA
05-10-2005, 11:42 AM
Oic...... :lol:

erm...what makes you think I would even possess some of 'those'???

they look rather uncomfortable :lookaroun

GepperRankins
05-10-2005, 11:43 AM
i suppose it wasn't as bad as what i was thinking

sArA
05-10-2005, 11:48 AM
i suppose it wasn't as bad as what i was thinking


Which was?????

GepperRankins
05-10-2005, 11:52 AM
well they're kinda egg shaped and hang between half the populations legs

sArA
05-10-2005, 11:54 AM
well they're kinda egg shaped and hang between half the populations legs


That kinda implies that I am actually male!!!


Of course, in this internet obscure world...I could be :naughty:

manker
05-10-2005, 11:57 AM
Oic...... :lol:

erm...what makes you think I would even possess some of 'those'???

they look rather uncomfortable :lookarounI have this image of you as a dominitrix. Some women wear them shopping and everything :unsuer:

sArA
05-10-2005, 12:21 PM
I have this image of you as a dominitrix. Some women wear them shopping and everything :unsuer:

I am have a very sweet and positively pink and fluffy demeanor...

As for wearing them shopping and stuff.....each to their own I guess, but I would not have thought that once in, they would have much effect...besides, if they did work well, can you imagine getting all hot and bothered at the deli counter at ASDA!!! Highly distracting when the assistant asks how much pork with stuffing you require!



oh...btw....your spelling seems to be a little off today manker....hang over? (dominatrix....not dominitrix)

manker
05-10-2005, 12:30 PM
I am have a very sweet and positively pink and fluffy demeanor...

As for wearing them shopping and stuff.....each to their own I guess, but I would not have thought that once in, they would have much effect...besides, if they did work well, can you imagine getting all hot and bothered at the deli counter at ASDA!!! Highly distracting when the assistant asks how much pork with stuffing you require!



oh...btw....your spelling seems to be a little off today manker....hang over? (dominatrix....not dominitrix)No excuse at all, I feel fine today :D

I make lots of spelling mistakes because I refuse to use a spell-checker, makes a bloke lazy. It's the grammar which gets to me - like when someone types "I am have a very sweet and positively pink and fluffy demeanor..." :pinch:

Regarding love-eggs - I think they're just meant to slightly arouse the wearer such that by the time the washing-up/hoovering/shopping/dusting/cake making is finished, they're ready to service their man - that way we don't have to bother with foreplay :naughty:

sArA
05-10-2005, 01:06 PM
No excuse at all, I feel fine today :D

I make lots of spelling mistakes because I refuse to use a spell-checker, makes a bloke lazy. It's the grammar which gets to me - like when someone types "I am have a very sweet and positively pink and fluffy demeanor..." :pinch:

Regarding love-eggs - I think they're just meant to slightly arouse the wearer such that by the time the washing-up/hoovering/shopping/dusting/cake making is finished, they're ready to service their man - that way we don't have to bother with foreplay :naughty:


I never use a spell checker....they are for the insecure.

I am glad to see you are on the grammatical ball today .... one likes to slip in the odd (ahem) unforced error here and there, to see if you are paying attention. :snooty:

love-eggs...by your analysis, I don't think I will bother, seems like they would just spoil the fun.

Voetsek
05-10-2005, 01:08 PM
Why looks ok from here but then I am nearly blind..

RPerry
05-10-2005, 01:36 PM
that way we don't have to bother with foreplay :naughty:

You really are a lazy bloke, aren't you ?? :blink:

And please, no "we" remarks. I enjoy foreplay with my sweetheart :w00t:

manker
05-10-2005, 01:53 PM
Tch, call yourself a bloke :dry:

sArA
05-10-2005, 01:54 PM
You really are a lazy bloke, aren't you ?? :blink:

And please, no "we" remarks. I enjoy foreplay with my sweetheart :w00t:



Spoken like a real man.... :)

manker
05-10-2005, 02:00 PM
love-eggs...by your analysis, I don't think I will bother, seems like they would just spoil the fun.But wouldn't it make the household chores more fun. I know women like doing them anyway but what's the harm in making them a touch more enjoyable.

While the master of the house is watching the footie and polishing off a few beers, the lady can prepare herself for the inevitable post-match tipsy advances and the house will be tidy. A win-win situation :01:

GepperRankins
05-10-2005, 02:01 PM
i think ive worked out why women run funny

RPerry
05-10-2005, 02:02 PM
Spoken like a real man.... :)

Thank you :blushing:

and.... :P @ Manker

manker
05-10-2005, 02:07 PM
and.... :P @ MankerDon't point that foreplay smiley at me, I'll have none of this new-man pseudo gay innuendo stuff directed at my end :snooty:

GepperRankins
05-10-2005, 02:08 PM
Don't point that foreplay smiley at me, I'll have none of this new-man pseudo gay innuendo stuff directed at my end :snooty:
haha. "end"

RPerry
05-10-2005, 02:12 PM
haha. "end"

:sick: Real men never would have interpreted what I said in that fashion :ph34r:

manker
05-10-2005, 02:14 PM
From that I take it that gay people cannot be real men, then :ohmy:


How politically incorrect.

GepperRankins
05-10-2005, 02:14 PM
:lostathome:

RPerry
05-10-2005, 02:20 PM
From that I take it that gay people cannot be real men, then :ohmy:


How politically incorrect.

Well, tbh ( and this is the only time I'll post on this subject because its not my intent to ridicule or offend anyone) on that matter I am very politically incorrect.
I love women, and women only.

But to each their own, and my opinion does not matter as to what other people choose to do ;)

GepperRankins
05-10-2005, 02:21 PM
what if i choose to do your wife?

manker
05-10-2005, 02:27 PM
Well, tbh ( and this is the only time I'll post on this subject because its not my intent to ridicule or offend anyone) on that matter I am very politically incorrect.
I love women, and women only.

But to each their own, and my opinion does not matter as to what other people choose to do ;)I think I see what you're saying. I'm 100% heterosexual too but still reckon that gay men can be real men too. From the earlier example, real men indulge in a lot of foreplay (:blink:) - I suppose that wouldn't preclude gay folk.



Deary me, the antiquated ideals of some folk :rolleyes: ;)

GepperRankins
05-10-2005, 02:29 PM
aren't gay men = XXY, so aren't real men?

or is that racist?

RPerry
05-10-2005, 02:30 PM
what if i choose to do your wife?

nothing... cause #1 I'm not married, #2 you wouldn't be able to convince my girlfriend to give you the chance, and #3 you'll never get in the front door past all 4 Great Danes :lol:

GepperRankins
05-10-2005, 02:32 PM
:huh:

your dogs like me :01:

RPerry
05-10-2005, 02:33 PM
Deary me, the antiquated ideals of some folk :rolleyes: ;)

I know, and I accept I'm outnumbered in my beliefs. They work for me though, and I don't appologize for that.

manker
05-10-2005, 02:33 PM
aren't gay men = XXY, so aren't real men?

or is that racist?:lol:

Duno about racist but it's definitely bollocks :D

GepperRankins
05-10-2005, 02:35 PM
my science teacher told me that in year 7. homophobe :dry:

manker
05-10-2005, 02:36 PM
I know, and I accept I'm outnumbered in my beliefs. They work for me though, and I don't appologize for that.I thought you were following my lead and just kidding around :huh:

manker
05-10-2005, 02:38 PM
my science teacher told me that in year 7. homophobe :dry:Me or your idiot science teacher :unsure:

RPerry
05-10-2005, 02:39 PM
I thought you were following my lead and just kidding around :huh:

Part was kidding around, part was dead serious :lol:

GepperRankins
05-10-2005, 02:41 PM
dunno. he said that criminals and gay men have the XXY chromosome. not that gay people are criminals, but it's something to do with emotions and controlling them.

i think thats what he said it was a good few years ago. you think he's in the BNP or something? :unsure:

manker
05-10-2005, 02:47 PM
dunno. he said that criminals and gay men have the XXY chromosome. not that gay people are criminals, but it's something to do with emotions and controlling them.

i think thats what he said it was a good few years ago. you think he's in the BNP or something? :unsure:Who knows, it's an odd thing to say to a group of impressionable adolescents tho' :huh:

Sure, some XXYs might be criminals or gay but definitely not the majority and even more sure is that most gay men and male criminals won't have the disorder.

manker
05-10-2005, 02:49 PM
Maybe he just meant that people with this disorder are more likely to be either gay/criminal or both than people without the disorder.

Tho' I'm not aware of any stats on the subject :unsure:

RPerry
05-10-2005, 02:50 PM
poor Skizo, I'll be he never thought his topic would have turned into this :lol: :lol:

Mr. Mulder
05-10-2005, 02:51 PM
i like the new av as it is very good :01:

Gripper
05-10-2005, 06:00 PM
But but but :naughty: :w00t:

Skiz
05-10-2005, 06:13 PM
poor Skizo, I'll be he never thought his topic would have turned into this :lol: :lol:

Complete hijacking. :ermm:

No matter, I got a new avy to look at. :drool:

Virtualbody1234
05-10-2005, 06:28 PM
Part was kidding around, part was dead serious :lol:
Which part?

manker
05-10-2005, 06:33 PM
Which part?Just guessing but the part where he said going down on his missus was kewl is true, the part where he said he didn't like gay folk was false.


Either that or it's the other way around :unsure:

Rat Faced
05-10-2005, 10:34 PM
I am have a very sweet and positively pink and fluffy demeanor...




I am have?


As to a pink and fluffy demeanor... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

100%
05-10-2005, 11:08 PM
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