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Lilmiss
05-15-2005, 11:19 PM
Me Mini broke down again.
This time in a petrol station. :fist:

Yesterday, she broke down outside the offy. But 3 friendly chav's that were loitering about gave me a push start.


Where will I breakdown tomorrow?
Place your bets now. :cry:

ziggyjuarez
05-15-2005, 11:21 PM
In the ghetto?

Guillaume
05-15-2005, 11:21 PM
3 friendly chav's

Oxymoron :dry:


Mmmm... Don't you think it's time to let the old dear rest?

S!X
05-15-2005, 11:23 PM
But 3 friendly chav's that were loitering about gave me a push start.


Chav Power :01:

bigboab
05-15-2005, 11:23 PM
Mmmm... Don't you think it's time to let the old dear rest?

Are you talking Mini here, or Lil?:lol:

Guillaume
05-15-2005, 11:26 PM
I'd never dare. She'd voodoo me and I'd probably die in a bizarre accident involving a duck or something.

Lilmiss
05-15-2005, 11:27 PM
Don't you think it's time to let the old dear rest?

:ohmy: Me baba? Noooo way. :no:

What I'm gonna do is rub the edges of my distributor cap with some Vaseline, and give her good lovin's. It's meant to keep the damp out, but the problem is more to do with the battery I think, or possibly the alternator.


I do live near a ghetto, so I'll betcha a tenner I don't break down there. :shifty:

Lilmiss
05-15-2005, 11:28 PM
Are you talking Mini here, or Lil?:lol:


:fist: :evil thoughts: :fist:

Guillaume
05-15-2005, 11:30 PM
:fist: :evil thoughts: :fist:


Bye Boab. It was nice knowing you. http://img203.echo.cx/img203/6551/wavesad3ws.gif

Tikibonbon
05-15-2005, 11:52 PM
[COLOR=Navy]What I'm gonna do is rub the edges with some Vaseline, and give her good lovin's.

umm....hmm....Leroy?....nm

*goddess*
05-16-2005, 12:23 AM
Me Mini broke down again.
This time in a petrol station. :fist:

Yesterday, she broke down outside the offy. But 3 friendly chav's that were loitering about gave me a push start.


Where will I breakdown tomorrow?
Place your bets now. :cry:

:D Pound your feet thru the floor and use flintstone type pedal power, stock up on red bull and you'll never break down again:01:

Lilmiss
05-16-2005, 12:27 AM
The old Mini's are prone to the floor falling out anyways.
Guess I can wait a while. :cry:

*goddess*
05-16-2005, 12:28 AM
:) So it's easy fixed then....... motors are overrated anyhoo.

:D How's you, aside from the vehicular probs?

Lilmiss
05-16-2005, 12:41 AM
I've had a good weekend.
Although, someone stole my garlic bread last night, while I was resting my eyes. Whoever it was, is gonna get a good kicking. :fist:


How's you diddling, lady?

*goddess*
05-16-2005, 12:44 AM
:ohmy: Glad I'm away from you and your stinky garlic bread :P

:rolleyes: Same old, same old round here





tho I did get to spend most of yesterday watching the footy on the ground behind my place. Great bums games :lol:

Lilmiss
05-16-2005, 12:57 AM
:lol: Trust you, did you get piccies?
Hope you weren't sporting your white jacket again. :P


Can't believe they stole my bread, after I had stood at the grill cooking the damn stuff for 20 minutes. Bah, grumbles. :fist:

*goddess*
05-16-2005, 01:02 AM
:blink: I can't believe they're still alive after the thievery.

:( No, no piccies this time..... tho I am off to me mate's local club next Sat so will scout about then......... in the name of research for you of course :whistling

Lilmiss
05-16-2005, 01:07 AM
:w00t: I'm sure you can arrested for that now, though.


Me and Shauny are gonna hit teh hay.
Cya soon chicky, stay outta trouble. :D :unsure:

*goddess*
05-16-2005, 01:10 AM
:drool: Shauny








:rolleyes: Oh wait, is Shauny a fairy or sommat:P

:D Sleep well and think of the great calf muscles you'll build up with your deadly-treadly-mini:lol:

G'night :lips:

vidcc
05-16-2005, 02:02 AM
Where will I breakdown tomorrow?
Place your bets now. :cry:


my guess is you will break down in your mini :unsure:

SpatulaGeekGirl
05-16-2005, 03:14 PM
Does this mean Lilmiss has to walk everywhere?

DarthInsinuate
05-16-2005, 03:54 PM
no, she has mechanical, titanium-steel, telescoping, tenticles protruding from her spine which can use as feet when she's feeling lazy

SpatulaGeekGirl
05-16-2005, 03:56 PM
Wow, I want that.

Lilmiss
05-16-2005, 05:04 PM
no, she has mechanical, titanium-steel, telescoping, tenticles protruding from her spine which can use as feet when she's feeling lazy

:lol: They didn't come with instructions though, so yes, I've walked a hella lot today. And I broke down in the work car park. :pinch:


I think someone has been murdered or something at the end of my street.
There's three police cars and a meat wagon down there at the moment. :exciting:

Guillaume
05-16-2005, 05:06 PM
Ah, C*****, the best place to spend your vacation with the family. :yikes:

Lilmiss
05-16-2005, 05:14 PM
Oi! :cry:

I don't want every fagend and his dog knowing where I live. :snooty:

Guillaume
05-16-2005, 05:16 PM
Better now?


Don't voodoo me... Now I know it works since we haven't heard about BB since yesterday. :fear:

Gripper
05-16-2005, 05:21 PM
Lilmiss lives in Chelsea:yikes:

I think you'll breakdown on the m6:)

Lilmiss
05-16-2005, 05:23 PM
Still sulking, but I dont have the effort to lazer you today.
Hope your wearing your tinfoil hat though. :lookaroun

If I didn't have to go to work, I'd go down for a nosey.
It's always nice to know which neighbours are crims or dead.

DarthInsinuate
05-16-2005, 05:27 PM
nuts, i should have wrote it down, was it something like Chiselhurst, Chumberlumberland, or Central City?

Lilmiss
05-16-2005, 05:35 PM
:evil thoughts: to the lotta ya. :snooty:



Chumberlumberland? :blink: I wish.

Gripper
05-16-2005, 06:26 PM
Mr. Toad

Our Dad's a dreadful driver,
We call him Mr. Toad.
He thinks he's superhuman,
Whenever he hits the road.

But yesterday disaster struck!
Swerving to avoid a 10 ton truck,
He crashed into a Morris Marina
And now our car's a Ford Concertina.:)

not my poem can't find any about mini's
Lilmiss lives in Cannock?:blink:

Lilmiss
05-16-2005, 11:07 PM
:D I likes that, although I demand a Mini poem.
It must include the following words; Fecking, Pile, Shite, Rust, Bucket. :fist:


Someone is coming to tamper with my engine at the weekend.
Must say, I don't like the sound of it. :ermm:

(>Zero Cool<)
05-16-2005, 11:28 PM
:D I likes that, although I demand a Mini poem.
It must include the following words; Fecking, Pile, Shite, Rust, Bucket. :fist:





again i am confussed..is this poem to be about you or the minimotor? :huh:




Someone is coming to tamper with my engine at the weekend.
Must say, I don't like the sound of it. :ermm:

this does not clarify things much :unsure:

Lilmiss
05-16-2005, 11:34 PM
Dya want my boot to show you the true meaning of being confussled? :fist:

What more info do you need?
I have a man coming to tinker with my mini bits.

:huh: :ohmy:

(>Zero Cool<)
05-17-2005, 12:04 AM
Dya want my boot to show you the true meaning of being confussled? :fist:

What more info do you need?
I have a man coming to tinker with my mini bits.

:huh: :ohmy:


:P

so you decided to not go down the crunches/sit ups road and go for the 'personal trainer' instead? :rolleyes:

Lilmiss
05-17-2005, 12:18 AM
He's just another creepy, fruitloop I've seemed to have picked up.

The taxi driver on the way home told me to rip out my starter motor and hit it with a hammer a few times. Is everyone but me nuts?


And yeah, I hear ya pinging. :happy:
(ss has crashed out.)

(>Zero Cool<)
05-17-2005, 12:23 AM
He's just another creepy, fruitloop I've seemed to have picked up.

The taxi driver on the way home told me to rip out my starter motor and hit it with a hammer a few times. Is everyone but me nuts?


And yeah, I hear ya pinging. :happy:
(ss has crashed out.)


you are kinda like fruitloop velcro ain't cha :ermm:

does the taxi driver perchance sell mini starter motor replacements at highly inflated prices as a sideline by any chance :huh:

p.s. ping :schnauz:

Lilmiss
05-17-2005, 12:27 AM
I'm kick yer arse! :fist:
Sounds like a wibblywib detector is scanning my puter.

I'm not restarting it, incase I lose my connection to an important album. :snooty:

(>Zero Cool<)
05-17-2005, 12:31 AM
I'm kick yer arse! :fist:
Sounds like a wibblywib detector is scanning my puter.

I'm not restarting it, incase I lose my connection to an important album. :snooty:


a 'wibblywib' detector? :huh:

haven't ever seen any wibblywib around these parts so even if i find one i won't know :(

p.s. you are getting your moneys worth with the :fist: smiley aren't you, you small angry type person :cry:

Lilmiss
05-17-2005, 12:40 AM
:ohmy: This whole puter is made of wibblywib!!
I hope you know you're "pinging" over Big Balls. :lookaroun


pmt. :fist:

(>Zero Cool<)
05-17-2005, 12:46 AM
:ohmy: This whole puter is made of wibblywib!!
I hope you know you're "pinging" over Big Balls. :lookaroun


pmt. :fist:

i had no idea any of that was even physically possible :huh:

i have ceased with the pinging....it became tedious...boring too :cry:

cat bowling here i come :schnauz:

Lilmiss
05-17-2005, 12:56 AM
Fine, even though I didn't realise the game exsisted till then, I accept your challenge. Then I'm going bed to sulk in peace.


Why do train tickets cost so much? :fist:

Guillaume
05-17-2005, 05:50 PM
Just found (thanks to majorgeeks) what you need L.
http://www.mini2.com/news/news255.html :01:

Lilmiss
05-17-2005, 11:24 PM
I think they are a mix between Humbugs and Bumfluff.
I own a teenage mint on wheels. :mellow:

DarthInsinuate
05-17-2005, 11:35 PM
Hmmm, humbugs, i'm gonna put that on my shopping list, also i'm going to stop shaving that little area under my nose

Gripper
05-18-2005, 04:31 PM
Ode to a Mini

lilmiss has a object of lust
the problem ,its a pile of rust
Shite she sez,ya feckin bucket
To fix herself, she'd probly fukit
Her mini is totaly bust

getting me coat :)

SpatulaGeekGirl
05-18-2005, 04:45 PM
Why do train tickets cost so much? :fist:


I blame the government!!! :fist:

Gripper
05-18-2005, 04:53 PM
I blame the government!!! :fist:

I blame Richard Branson,and the people who sell them :)

Lilmiss
05-18-2005, 09:53 PM
Ode to a Mini

lilmiss has a object of lust
the problem ,its a pile of rust
Shite she sez,ya feckin bucket
To fix herself, she'd probly fukit
Her mini is totaly bust


:lol: Totally spot on. :P

Me Ma said I can have her spare Astra if I want it.
Although it needs some slight repairs too, and is red. :sick:


Goddamn Richard Branson, and damn Bo too. :fist:

*goddess*
05-18-2005, 11:34 PM
Ode to a Mini

lilmiss has a object of lust
the problem ,its a pile of rust
Shite she sez,ya feckin bucket
To fix herself, she'd probly fukit
Her mini is totaly bust

getting me coat :)


:clapping: No coat needed, that was excellent.