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{I}{K}{E}
05-20-2005, 09:32 AM
K, I'm now @ Cardiff Airport were can I find Manker??? :unsure:

Skiz
05-20-2005, 09:34 AM
In the Mankerville phone directory. :cool:

{I}{K}{E}
05-20-2005, 09:46 AM
Mankerville

Cant find that on the map :huh:

Skiz
05-20-2005, 09:51 AM
Mankerville

Cant find that on the map :huh:

Now that I think of it, even if you found that directory, I doubt "Manker" would be listed.

Back to square one. :sadwalk:

{I}{K}{E}
05-20-2005, 10:00 AM
Now that I think of it, even if you found that directory, I doubt "Manker" would be listed.


Because?


/me doesnt like that Wales accent :dry:


:wub:

uNz[i]
05-20-2005, 10:03 AM
Try asking at the post office, or perhaps a nice police officer will help you with your enquiry.
Or you could just go to the pub... he's probably sat there, propping up the bar.

MCHeshPants420
05-20-2005, 10:03 AM
']Try asking at the post office, or perhaps a nice police officer will help you with your enquiry.
Or you could just go to the pub... he's probably sat there, propping up the bar.


With a Babycham. :dry:

uNz[i]
05-20-2005, 10:08 AM
Must be a damned short bar at manker's local, if he's propping it up with Babychams.

{I}{K}{E}
05-20-2005, 10:10 AM
']Try asking at the post office, or perhaps a nice police officer will help you with your enquiry.
Or you could just go to the pub... he's probably sat there, propping up the bar.

noone seems to know Manker :(


which pub? in Cardiff?

Mr. Mulder
05-20-2005, 10:13 AM
there's only one pub in Cardiff, it's called the blue oyster bar :ermm:

MCHeshPants420
05-20-2005, 10:13 AM
noone seems to know Manker :(


which pub? in Cardiff?


Just go around and ask everyone if they are a manker.

DarthInsinuate
05-20-2005, 10:28 AM
according to Jeeves (http://web.ask.co.uk/redir?u=http%3a%2f%2ftm.ask.co.uk%2fr%3ft%3dan%26s%3da%26uid%3d294c5879694c58796%26sid%3d394c5879694c58796%26qid%3d1BAF919D6057244CAE2802CA2C247877%26io%3d2%26sv%3dz6f065bd7%26o%3d0%26ask%3dwhere%2bdoes%2bmanker%2blive%26uip%3d94c58796%26en%3dte%26eo%3d-100%26pt%3dWorld%2bWar%2bI%2bDraft%2bRegistrations%26ac%3d9%26qs%3d0%26pg%3d1%26ep%3d1%26te_par%3d133%26te_id%3d%26u%3dhttp%3a%2f%2fwww.zianet.com%2fthemankerplace%2fsource%2fWWIDraftBlack.html&bpg=http%3a%2f%2fweb.ask.co.uk%2fweb%3fq%3dwhere%2bdoes%2bmanker%2blive%26o%3d0%26page%3d1&q=where+does+manker+live&s=a&bu=http%3a%2f%2fwww.zianet.com%2fthemankerplace%2fsource%2fWWIDraftBlack.html&qte=0&o=0&abs=Aug+1898+Race%3a+Black+Occupation%3a+Delivery+Employer%3a+C.J.+Manker%2c+Sr.+Nearest+Relative%3a+C.+J.+Manker%2c+Sr.+Live+Oak%2c+Suwannee%2c+Florida...&tit=World+War+I+Draft+Registrations&bin=&cat=wp&purl=&Complete=1) you should be looking in Florida

and according to this (http://www.bbc.co.uk/wales/southeast/sites/music/pages/artists_ectospazz.shtml) you should be looking in Chavtown

manker
05-20-2005, 10:52 AM
Has IKE gone yet :unsure:

JPaul
05-20-2005, 11:16 AM
Has IKE gone yet :unsure:
Shh, she's still about.

I'll let you know when it's safe.

manker
05-20-2005, 11:24 AM
Shh, she's still about.

I'll let you know when it's safe.Phew, thanks.

Hang on ... I've just hidden from a Dutch girl who has travelled hundreds of miles to get her hands on my nuts :(

{I}{K}{E}
05-20-2005, 11:44 AM
Phew, thanks.

Hang on ... I've just hidden from a Dutch girl who has travelled hundreds of miles to get her hands on my nuts :(

:huh:

Who's the Dutch chick?


Just got back in amsterdam...


Stupid Manker :dry:

manker
05-20-2005, 11:44 AM
I thought JP knew something secret about you :naughty:

{I}{K}{E}
05-20-2005, 11:47 AM
I thought JP knew something secret about you :naughty:

:ohmy:

What's the secret? :ph34r:

manker
05-20-2005, 11:48 AM
He knows that you're a girl but I think you got away without anyone else knowing. It'll be our secret :shifty:

Illuminati
05-20-2005, 11:49 AM
K, I'm now @ Cardiff Airport were can I find Manker??? :unsure:

Follow the trail of sheep smoking cigarettes after coital - You'll soon find him ;)

Hehe, no worries Mank - Just another general Welsh joke ;)

{I}{K}{E}
05-20-2005, 11:49 AM
He knows that you're a girl but I think you got away without anyone else knowing. It'll be our secret :shifty:

I'm a girl :ohmy:


/me touches me boob :lol:

manker
05-20-2005, 11:59 AM
/me touches me boob :lol: :lol: :D

GepperRankins
05-20-2005, 12:01 PM
Follow the trail of sheep smoking cigarettes after coital - You'll soon find him ;)

Hehe, no worries Mank - Just another general Welsh joke ;)
phew. i thought those were the actual directions

manker
05-20-2005, 12:02 PM
Follow the trail of sheep smoking cigarettes after coital - You'll soon find him ;)

Hehe, no worries Mank - Just another general Welsh joke ;):D

Not worried about teh Welsh jokes but the syntax of that sentence is terrible. Wouldn't 'Follow the trail of sheep that are smoking post-coital cigarettes' have been better :(

http://home.comcast.net/~stormkatt/Portfolio/Logos/GrammarPolice.gif

(>Zero Cool<)
05-20-2005, 12:02 PM
Surely you could spot him by his 'flashy' footwear :huh:

if not....

he's the one that isn't covered in wool and going 'baa' :ermm:

manker
05-20-2005, 12:03 PM
he's the one that isn't covered in wool and going 'baa' :ermm:Unless I'm on the pull.

GepperRankins
05-20-2005, 12:04 PM
everyone in wales wears footwear like that :(

(>Zero Cool<)
05-20-2005, 12:10 PM
Unless I'm on the pull.

:lol:

JPaul
05-20-2005, 12:13 PM
:D

Not worried about teh Welsh jokes but the syntax of that sentence is terrible. Wouldn't 'Follow the trail of sheep that are smoking post-coital cigarettes' have been better :(

http://home.comcast.net/~stormkatt/Portfolio/Logos/GrammarPolice.gif

".... that sentence's syntax ...." would be better still. "... the syntax of that sentence ...." is just so .... Frenchish.

manker
05-20-2005, 12:20 PM
".... that sentence's syntax ...." would be better still. "... the syntax of that sentence ...." is just so .... Frenchish.Deary me.

Will you not think of folk with cleft palates. Even reading 'sentence's syntax' would result in feelings of inadequacy for this minority group.

Alliteration is all well and good but I draw the line when it mocks others :dry:

{I}{K}{E}
05-20-2005, 12:22 PM
:wub:

JPaul
05-20-2005, 12:45 PM
manplate,

My target demographic was t'lisper.

Snee
05-20-2005, 02:27 PM
:D

Not worried about teh Welsh jokes but the syntax of that sentence is terrible. Wouldn't 'Follow the trail of sheep that are smoking post-coital cigarettes' have been better :(

http://home.comcast.net/~stormkatt/Portfolio/Logos/GrammarPolice.gif
Maybe the cigarettes were smoking sheep, 'k?