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manker
05-22-2005, 02:13 PM
I've finally bought the nuts I promised you when you won that bet. Now what shall I do with them :shifty:

At the moment they're in the boot of my car, so I don't get tempted with them when the munchies kick in.

http://img276.echo.cx/img276/4369/picture003309au.jpg

Mr. Mulder
05-22-2005, 02:15 PM
:drool: :drool: :drool:

GepperRankins
05-22-2005, 02:17 PM
how much will the airmail be? more than the nuts i bet :rolleyes:

manker
05-22-2005, 02:19 PM
I was just gonna stick a first class stamp on them and hope for the best :unsure:

manker
05-22-2005, 02:20 PM
Maybe an address too. Also package them in some way :unsure:

*goddess*
05-22-2005, 02:25 PM
:frusty: I would, Lilmissy never did get the cookie crumbs I sent her :sadwalk:

DanB
05-22-2005, 02:26 PM
Maybe two 1st class stamps :unsure:

Lilmiss
05-22-2005, 02:39 PM
Lilmissy never did get the cookie crumbs I sent her :sadwalk:



:fist: No, I never.
I think some greedy Aussie snaffled them all. :snooty:

*goddess*
05-22-2005, 02:44 PM
:nono: My spies tell me there was Chav intervention.

manker
05-22-2005, 02:46 PM
:nono: My spies tell me there was Chav intervention.You sent Lilmiss' cookies to Dan? :ohmy:

*goddess*
05-22-2005, 02:51 PM
Nah, I sent em to you silly :rolleyes:

99%
05-22-2005, 02:52 PM
At the moment they're in the boot of my car, so I don't get tempted with them when the munchies kick in.

http://img276.echo.cx/img276/4369/picture003309au.jpg

I thought kewl people had dead bodies in the boot

i am very disapointed in you manker :snooty:

manker
05-22-2005, 02:54 PM
Nah, I sent em to you silly :rolleyes:And Dan intercepted them. Damn chavs, can't trust 'em with anything :snooty:

manker
05-22-2005, 02:56 PM
I thought kewl people had dead bodies in the boot

i am very disapointed in you manker :snooty:Sorry 'bout that but there isn't really enough room in my boot for a dead body.

I keep the dead bodies in the back of my lorry :snooty:

*goddess*
05-22-2005, 02:56 PM
And Dan intercepted them. Damn chavs, can't trust 'em with anything



:dry: Ya got that roight.

Say g'night now, I gotta get some zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's.

DanB
05-22-2005, 02:59 PM
And Dan intercepted them. Damn chavs, can't trust 'em with anything :snooty:

:huh:

manker
05-22-2005, 03:00 PM
Nighty, nite. I've just realised how late it is in upside-down land :blink:

GepperRankins
05-22-2005, 03:00 PM
:huh:
apparently you stole lilmiss' cookies

*goddess*
05-22-2005, 03:01 PM
:frusty: Speaking of peanuts, I ate a heap of the scorched (ie choc coated) variety and now have indigestion :blah:

Lilmiss
05-22-2005, 03:01 PM
Cheerio, cookie monster.
Hope you sleep better than I did.

feckin' nightmares. :fist:



Dan, you now owe me chocolate and cookies.
Although I will accept choc chip cookies, if you must. :snooty:

*goddess*
05-22-2005, 03:12 PM
Cheerio, cookie monster.
Hope you sleep better than I did.

feckin' nightmares. :fist:



Dan, you now owe me chocolate and cookies.
Although I will accept choc chip cookies, if you must. :snooty:

:D G'night Missy & Manker....... off to not have nightmares. I don't often have nightmares when sleeping, just when I wake up to the rugrats trying to kill each other or they've turned up the heating and are trying to bake me in me bed :frusty:

Laters :lips:

{I}{K}{E}
05-22-2005, 03:14 PM
:w00t:

GepperRankins
05-22-2005, 03:15 PM
someone spilled oil on your avatar :ohmy:

{I}{K}{E}
05-22-2005, 03:16 PM
someone spilled oil on your avatar :ohmy:

was making peanutbutter :ph34r:

tesco
05-22-2005, 03:17 PM
someone spilled oil on your avatar :ohmy:
:shifty:

{I}{K}{E}
05-22-2005, 03:36 PM
Love your avatar Ross :01:

hippychick
05-22-2005, 08:33 PM
Wow man I'm like totaly trippin on IKES aviatar...smokin :cool:

DanB
05-22-2005, 08:49 PM
Cheerio, cookie monster.
Hope you sleep better than I did.

feckin' nightmares. :fist:



Dan, you now owe me chocolate and cookies.
Although I will accept choc chip cookies, if you must. :snooty:


ermm ok :ermm:

{I}{K}{E}
05-22-2005, 10:23 PM
Wow man I'm like totaly trippin on IKES aviatar...smokin :cool:

:lookaroun


When are you gonna (e)mail me those nuts Manker? :naughty:

*goddess*
05-22-2005, 11:35 PM
:drool: He already did, I intercepted and ate em :01:

Lilmiss
05-23-2005, 12:04 AM
Oi! With all this extra food you won't be a Goddess much longer.
Fat piggy. :dry:


I had dry roasted nuts tonight. :happy:

tesco
05-23-2005, 12:05 AM
i'm eating nuts. :01:

well, corn nuts. still good tho! :D

*goddess*
05-23-2005, 12:08 AM
Oi! With all this extra food you won't be a Goddess much longer.
Fat piggy. :dry:


I had dry roasted nuts tonight. :happy:


/puts down bikkie I was about to shovel into me mouth

:cry: Good point

:ohmy: Bah, I'm onto ya, you just want me to send the goodies to you instead...... ooooooo evil wench http://members.shaw.ca/wpf/naughty/roadkill.gif



:blink: What're corn nuts Rossco?

tesco
05-23-2005, 12:13 AM
:blink: What're corn nuts Rossco?
http://www.thenuthouse-tx.com/nuts/pics/toastedcorn.jpg

*goddess*
05-23-2005, 12:19 AM
:( Haven't seen those here..... you better send me some:D

tesco
05-23-2005, 12:22 AM
:ohmy: no corn nuts?!?!?!?!?!?

Lilmiss
05-23-2005, 12:30 AM
Bah, I'm onto ya, you just want me to send the goodies to you instead.

I'm trying every means possible to get me mits on your cookies.
Even if they are rat flavoured. :sick:

*goddess*
05-23-2005, 12:30 AM
:dry: Ya gotta expect that from a convict nation :lol:

Lilmiss
05-23-2005, 12:34 AM
Eugh, and to think you scumbags are just our waste. :snooty:

Jamie Oliver would be outraged that I want your pukka biccies.

*goddess*
05-23-2005, 12:38 AM
Eugh, and to think you scumbags are just our waste. :snooty:

Jamie Oliver would be outraged that I want your pukka biccies.

:dry: I have mice not rats....... get you're rodents right ya dosy mare:lol:

:drool: You wanna make sure Jamie's aware of the outragage, he can personally met out the punishment.

Lilmiss
05-23-2005, 12:41 AM
Naked Chef > Ike Nuts :w00t:


I should send you my mac cheese.
It wont go mouldy, as it as black anyway. :D

You could use it as a weapon, or something. :unsure:

bujub22
05-23-2005, 12:44 AM
someone spilled oil on your avatar :ohmy:
its freakin me out :wacko:

*goddess*
05-23-2005, 12:49 AM
Naked Chef > Ike Nuts :w00t:


I should send you my mac cheese.
It wont go mouldy, as it as black anyway. :D

You could use it as a weapon, or something. :unsure:

:unsure: So Ike's really Jamie :wub:

:sick: Ewwwwww, I don't wantcha black stinkin mac cheese...... save it for your stone fly.

Or use it on your stone(d) fly :01:

:drool: 'Lo Joob

Lilmiss
05-23-2005, 12:52 AM
I think I killed the stonefly with a tea towel, and also took a bead of the wall while at it. Either that, or he is in hiding. :unsure:


I do actually cook ok when I put my mind to it.
I do a mean quorn curry. :01:

bujub22
05-23-2005, 12:53 AM
:drool: 'Lo Joob
:naughty: hello me goddess how thee today!?

*goddess*
05-23-2005, 12:57 AM
:unsure: Wtf's a quorn curry?


:D Better know you're here Joob, how's you?

Lilmiss
05-23-2005, 01:01 AM
:fist: Vegetarian meat substitute curry.
Sounds great, huh. :lookaroun

(You were in my nightmare last night! That's fecking freaky. :ph34r: )


Hello Joob teh Pimp, too btw.

*goddess*
05-23-2005, 01:03 AM
:dry: Good, that's payback for the voodoo/curse you put on me that kept me awake for hours last night when I needed me bewty sleep.

:D Now, tell us about this nightmare mwhahahaha :devil:

bujub22
05-23-2005, 01:06 AM
:lol: hello ladies im all good for right now i got a good talkin too by me boss today that straighten me 2 love problem out fo me ..sorta!?

but hows u ladies:naughty:

*goddess*
05-23-2005, 01:11 AM
:D Yay, glad someone sorted ya out.

;) You gonna come sort me out :whistling:

Lilmiss
05-23-2005, 01:13 AM
Now, tell us about this nightmare mwhahahaha :devil:


It was all a bit tramatic, I'd had a few lines of sniff and a hella lot of voddy.
Basically your part, was the biker bitch who laughed when my key snapped in two inside the door, when I was trying to escape from the leaking roof making my wallpaper come down. It all got weirder from then on, and at the end I was on a boat in Scotland, wearing a white mini skirt, and texting my boss to say I would be late in. :blushing: :ermm:


I'm good, Joob.
Glad to hear the sex life is going well. :D

bujub22
05-23-2005, 01:16 AM
:D Yay, glad someone sorted ya out.

;) You gonna come sort me out :whistling:
damn thats intising....:drool: but i learn my lesson from messin with to many women tanks but not today baby!! :cry:

*goddess*
05-23-2005, 01:18 AM
:cry: Another rejection












No wonder I turned into a biker bitch laughing at the misfortunes of tha evil miss....... :rolleyes: oh wait, I was already that:P

bujub22
05-23-2005, 01:19 AM
It was all a bit tramatic, I'd had a few lines of sniff and a hella lot of voddy.
Basically your part, was the biker bitch who laughed when my key snapped in two inside the door, when I was trying to escape from the leaking roof making my wallpaper come down. It all got weirder from then on, and at the end I was on a boat in Scotland, wearing a white mini skirt, and texting my boss to say I would be late in. :blushing: :ermm:


I'm good, Joob.
Glad to hear the sex life is going well. :D
:lol: :lol: :naughty:

and the sex life is too good ...the only part thats bad is i think im on kid 3??? :frusty:

bujub22
05-23-2005, 01:20 AM
:cry: Another rejection

:cry: its not u it's me ....sux when a man says that!!

Lilmiss
05-23-2005, 01:21 AM
You were damn hawt in my dream.
No white jacket in sight.

I have no idea why I was dreaming about you, probably lackage of cookies. :snooty:

lynx
05-23-2005, 01:22 AM
Official announcement - IKE's nuts are no longer on the menu.


That's right, IKE's nut's have been scratched. :pinch:

Lilmiss
05-23-2005, 01:24 AM
the sex life is too good ...the only part thats bad is i think im on kid 3??? :frusty:




:ohmy: Almost missed that.
You really gotta stop visiting that cabbage patch.


/missie hands over her jacket to Lynx.
You need it more than me, pal.

bujub22
05-23-2005, 01:25 AM
Official announcement - IKE's nuts are no longer on the menu.


That's right, IKE's nut's have been scratched. :pinch:
:ohmy: did u do the scratchin?? :huh:

lynx
05-23-2005, 01:26 AM
No way.

If I get nuts all I do is nibble at them. :blink:

*goddess*
05-23-2005, 01:27 AM
:blink: I thought I'd already eaten Ike's nuts :angelnot:


:rolleyes: Joob, you're supposed to play along with me, cos it's my only 'entertainment'. If I could be this bold in real life it might not be soooooooooo long between 'drinks' :unsure: that, or I need an extreme makeover :lol:

:snooty: The jacket was hawt











with nowt underneath it:P

bujub22
05-23-2005, 01:27 AM
[COLOR=Navy]
:ohmy: Almost missed that.
You really gotta stop visiting that cabbage patch.

;) but NO!!!:slap:

bujub22
05-23-2005, 01:31 AM
:blink: I thought I'd already eaten Ike's nuts :angelnot:


:rolleyes: Joob, you're supposed to play along with me, cos it's my only 'entertainment'. If I could be this bold in real life it might not be soooooooooo long between 'drinks' :unsure: that, or I need an extreme makeover :lol:

:snooty: The jacket was hawt











with nowt underneath it:Psrry ill get back into charcter .... :naughty: now mold me to your fantasy!!

Lilmiss
05-23-2005, 01:33 AM
with nowt underneath it:P

:ohmy: Too much info.
I gotta go sleeps in a moment, dont wanna induce the wrong kinda dream here. :unsure:


Joob, stay outta the fertile cabbage patch, then. :P

*goddess*
05-23-2005, 01:33 AM
:snooty: Pfft, mood's broken now.

:unsure: This might sound odd, but is it gonna be a half or full brother/sister?

*goddess*
05-23-2005, 01:34 AM
:ohmy: Too much info.
I gotta go sleeps in a moment, dont wanna induce the wrong kinda dream here. :unsure:


Joob, stay outta the fertile cabbage patch, then. :P

:D Off to dream about me again huh?

;) Didja ever get that nurse's uniform :drool:

bujub22
05-23-2005, 01:37 AM
:ohmy: Too much info.
I gotta go sleeps in a moment, dont wanna induce the wrong kinda dream here. :unsure:


Joob, stay outta the fertile cabbage patch, then. :P
heres induce dream theropy jus picture me in a t shirt and nothing at all but the picture on the shirt says gep me fo life!! :naughty:

:lol:


goddess* Pfft, mood's broken now.
This might sound odd, but is it gonna be a half or full brother/sister?

wtf! :blink:

bujub22
05-23-2005, 01:38 AM
:D Off to dream about me again huh?

;) Didja ever get that nurse's uniform :drool:
i would love to see u in that :naughty: :drool:

Lilmiss
05-23-2005, 01:41 AM
Didja ever get that nurse's uniform :drool:

:lol: Yeah, last year.
Even posted pics.



Well, thats me beat.
Cheerio ho's. :P

(titters.)

*goddess*
05-23-2005, 01:44 AM
:rolleyes: You only posted pics of the uniform from the site what aboot one with you wearing it.

:( Or did I miss that.

:flowers: G'night wenchly


:) S'ok Joob, I worked it out. When do you find out for sure?

bujub22
05-23-2005, 01:50 AM
:rolleyes: You only posted pics of the uniform from the site what aboot one with you wearing it.

:( Or did I miss that.

:flowers: G'night wenchly


:) S'ok Joob, I worked it out. When do you find out for sure?
well right now were goin on the ol method of the lil friend not been here which is severly late ..so i think ill go buy a pregancy test tommorow cuz i wana know cuz this is with the ex :frusty:

*goddess*
05-23-2005, 01:56 AM
:console: Good idea, sorry it's not more cheerful news for ya.

Guillaume
05-23-2005, 01:57 AM
:( Or did I miss that.

That you did. :naughty:

bujub22
05-23-2005, 01:59 AM
it kinda is kinda not thing..ill be mo happy if it was the my new girl..iwas kinda tryin to cut all ties with the ex but this jus made us a lil closer.....if ya know what i mean!:naughty:

*goddess*
05-23-2005, 02:03 AM
That you did. :naughty:

:D so post it or send it on






pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese :lips:

:rolleyes: It's that 'closness' that gets ya in trouble Joob darlin' :lol:

{I}{K}{E}
05-23-2005, 08:36 AM
Official announcement - IKE's nuts are no longer on the menu.


That's right, IKE's nut's have been scratched. :pinch:
:ohmy:



:cry:

{I}{K}{E}
05-23-2005, 08:37 AM
:ohmy: no corn nuts?!?!?!?!?!?

me dont like corn nuts :sick:

Rip The Jacker
05-23-2005, 08:50 AM
me dont like corn nuts :sick:
:ohmy: Corn nuts are the best!*


* The original ones. Not the stupid BBQ or other flavors they have.

bujub22
05-23-2005, 02:06 PM
:rolleyes: It's that 'closness' that gets ya in trouble Joob darlin' :lol:
i know :fist:

wacko jacko
05-30-2005, 03:14 AM
its that closeness that put u in jail

maebach
05-30-2005, 03:54 AM
corn nuts... we should open a poll. lol

ziggyjuarez
05-30-2005, 04:58 AM
me dont like corn nuts :sick:
:ohmy: Corn nuts are the best!*


* The original ones. Not the stupid BBQ or other flavors they have.
You Stupid Dumb Fuck :frusty:

asmithz
05-30-2005, 05:33 AM
:ohmy: Corn nuts are the best!*


* The original ones. Not the stupid BBQ or other flavors they have.
You Stupid Dumb Fuck :frusty:

hash words from small man

crysmileyguy!
05-30-2005, 06:46 AM
YOU H4XZ0R! TEH NUTS R MINEZ U STOLEZ THEM FROM MEH! :cry:!

ziggyjuarez
05-30-2005, 06:55 AM
You Stupid Dumb Fuck :frusty:

hash words from small man
im not a man and im not small.

{I}{K}{E}
05-30-2005, 10:24 AM
YOU H4XZ0R! TEH NUTS R MINEZ U STOLEZ THEM FROM MEH! :cry:!

:cry:

*goddess*
05-30-2005, 11:25 AM
YOU H4XZ0R! TEH NUTS R MINEZ U STOLEZ THEM FROM MEH! :cry:!

:ph34r: shit, that's scary :fear:

crysmileyguy!
05-30-2005, 05:00 PM
YOU H4XZ0R! TEH NUTS R MINEZ U STOLEZ THEM FROM MEH! :cry:!

:cry:


:ohmy: DONT STELEZ MY SMILE EATHER! :cry: :cry: :cry: