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(>Zero Cool<)
06-21-2005, 02:35 PM
Ok I know this is asked a fair bit and most people say they would buy a new house, fleet of cars, a small country etc etc but what would you do immediately? As in if someone approached you right now to tell you that you had won 15 milllion gbp or suchlike, it was safely in the bank, everything was fine and handed you a card or chequebook or whatever allowing you immediate access to the money should you desire then what would you do right now and over the next 24 hours? It has to be realistic and logistically possible so, for example, you can't invade mars. What would you do? :huh:

smallprint: if you do not do the lottery then just imagine someone has given you/you found/stole/inherited the cash

edited for for smartcheesieness :rolleyes:

edited: this really was a bad idea on my part :frusty: :rolleyes:

MCHeshPants420
06-21-2005, 02:36 PM
I'd be surprised. I don't do the lottery.

Other than that I'd probably begin my plans to invade Mars that little bit earlier.

Dark Steno
06-21-2005, 02:37 PM
Pay debts.

Dark Steno
06-21-2005, 02:38 PM
I don't do the lottery.
Me never do too. :cry:

Guillaume
06-21-2005, 02:41 PM
First thing I'd do? Go to the job centre and tell them to piss off. :01:

Dark Steno
06-21-2005, 02:49 PM
First thing I'd do? Go to the job centre and tell them to piss off. :01:
But... but... what if they won? They will tell you to pissed you off? :cry:

Spicker
06-21-2005, 03:15 PM
i would buy FST :lol:

umm i would buy a bmw 7 series
a mansion

and go travel around the world..

Dark Steno
06-21-2005, 03:25 PM
i would buy FST :lol:
:ph34r: Whats your intention?

Spicker
06-21-2005, 03:30 PM
i would buy FST :lol:
:ph34r: Whats your intention?
if i buy it and remove the ads

and make changes to FST

(>Zero Cool<)
06-21-2005, 03:45 PM
i would buy FST :lol:

umm i would buy a bmw 7 series
a mansion

and go travel around the world..

Ok the bloke Fogg managed to get around the world in 80 days, but you plan on doing that in 24 hours PLUS shopping for a car PLUS organising buying a house...........that is multi tasking :blink:

If you read what I asked, hopefully :huh: , I meant right there and then not in the general future.

{I}{K}{E}
06-21-2005, 04:01 PM
i would buy FST :lol:



:lol:


:lol:






:lookaroun

hippychick
06-21-2005, 04:02 PM
I don't play the lottery, buttt if I won...I would go to Egypt and explore the runins...Go on a Safari, Jump out of planes, go scuba diving off the coast of Figi, go Mnt Climbing, Get me a new sportbike and travel Canada and the US. :D

XciTe
06-21-2005, 04:06 PM
Lol well I'd buy myself a lot of computers, some good DJ equipment (just started practising), a big house etc. :P

(>Zero Cool<)
06-21-2005, 04:12 PM
I don't play the lottery, buttt if I won...I would go to Egypt and explore the runins...Go on a Safari, Jump out of planes, go scuba diving off the coast of Figi, go Mnt Climbing, Get me a new sportbike and travel Canada and the US. :D


in 24 hrs :blink: ????

ok I give up :frusty:

Mods please close this thread :rolleyes:

p.s. Welcome to the forum XciTe ;)

bigboab
06-21-2005, 04:22 PM
I would put a fiver to it and pay my wifes debts.:cry:

(>Zero Cool<)
06-21-2005, 04:23 PM
I would put a fiver to it and pay my wifes debts.:cry:

:lol:

Mr. Mulder
06-21-2005, 04:52 PM
i wouldn't get my hopes up until the money was in my account or hands, then i'd buy some drink and some sort of space pigeon to get word to mars :ermm:

brotherdoobie
06-21-2005, 05:12 PM
I could finally afford to pay attention.


Peace bd ;)

manker
06-21-2005, 05:15 PM
I'd immediately phone my minions and get some ninja laser defences situated on my existing Mars outposts. I'd formulate plans to build three more big fuck off sonic torpedo launchers to add to the seven I've already financed.

Mars will remain part of the manker dynasty :snooty:

Busyman
06-21-2005, 05:22 PM
I'd immediately look for 5 acres of land, ready for water and sewer.

brotherdoobie
06-21-2005, 05:23 PM
I'd immediately phone my minions and get some ninja laser defences situated on my existing Mars outposts. I'd formulate plans to build three more big fuck off sonic torpedo launchers to add to the seven I've already financed.

Mars will remain part of the manker dynasty :snooty:

You can have it...it's a red planet.
I only colonize blue plannets.


Peace bd :snooty:

DarthInsinuate
06-21-2005, 05:24 PM
i'd become a recluse in a nice mansion with plenty of land around it, and a moat, and i'll have a bidet or two

(>Zero Cool<)
06-21-2005, 05:24 PM
:frusty: :rolleyes:

very ocassionally words fail me, thanks to cheebus, fox boy and mancbloke this is one of these times :shutup:

unfortunately I am also laughing out loud which I fear may merely encourage them :lol:

edit: post was too nice :happy:

manker
06-21-2005, 05:38 PM
I'd immediately look for 5 acres of land, ready for water and sewer.You think you'd shit yourself with excitement. Noice.

Guillaume
06-21-2005, 05:41 PM
sonic torpedo

What's that? Céline Dion with a propeller up her arse? :fear:

MCHeshPants420
06-21-2005, 05:42 PM
I won the lottery once. Won £3,285,008.83. So I bought the Six Million Dollar Man. But he ran away.

Ain't nobody catching him.:(

Afronaut
06-21-2005, 05:47 PM
I won the lottery once. Won £3,285,008.83. So I bought the Six Million Dollar Man. But he ran away.

Ain't nobody catching him.:(

Now there was a Quality Show.

:lol:

I remember being a fan of it when it came on telly.
Had to fight with me mom if i was allowed to watch it.


Anyhoo.
With all the cash i would do the Stewie.
I'd be such a ghost.

brotherdoobie
06-21-2005, 05:53 PM
I won the lottery once. Won £3,285,008.83. So I bought the Six Million Dollar Man. But he ran away.

Ain't nobody catching him.:(

Meh, I hired the crack head from around the corner. It only cost me a 40 ounce of Lazer,a pack of Dorals and the new Backstreet Boys cd.

Take his crack stem,and nobody will catch him.
Including,your six million dollar man.:01:

Peace bd

hippychick
06-21-2005, 06:09 PM
I don't play the lottery, buttt if I won...I would go to Egypt and explore the runins...Go on a Safari, Jump out of planes, go scuba diving off the coast of Figi, go Mnt Climbing, Get me a new sportbike and travel Canada and the US. :D


in 24 hrs :blink: ????

ok I give up :frusty:

Mods please close this thread :rolleyes:

p.s. Welcome to the forum XciTe ;)
LOL Thats what I get for skimming the text...24 hrs I would get a boob job :01:

Gemby!
06-21-2005, 06:17 PM
i would first of all get better internet thingy, and a new comp, aswell as order ALL the cd's i could ever want.

then i would head down oxford street and buy some new clothes.

possibly pop in greggs :01:

finally i wouldn't tell my family, eventhough they would be uber suspicious :P and carry on as normal

(>Zero Cool<)
06-21-2005, 06:42 PM
i would first of all get better internet thingy, and a new comp, aswell as order ALL the cd's i could ever want.

then i would head down oxford street and buy some new clothes.

possibly pop in greggs :01:

finally i wouldn't tell my family, eventhough they would be uber suspicious :P and carry on as normal

only gemby could celebrate a lottery win with a cheese pasty :rolleyes: :P :01:

Gemby!
06-21-2005, 06:44 PM
they are damn good pasties !

:01:

*living on the edge*http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v437/gemby/rock.gif

(>Zero Cool<)
06-21-2005, 06:58 PM
they are damn good pasties !

:01:

*living on the edge*http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v437/gemby/rock.gif

:lol:

TheNobleEU
06-21-2005, 07:19 PM
I play the lottery all the time.

I'd immediately go on a book (http://www.abebooks.com) and DVD-buying (http://www.dvds.ontheweb.com) spree.

Then I'd probably go by the dealership and buy a Cadillac XLR (http://www.cadillac.com/cadillacjsp/models/gallery.jsp?model=xlr) or something similar to get around in (they can deliver after 24 hour period).

Then I'd pay some debts.

Start looking for property in several areas to buy...

Order a decent fishing boat... (http://www.lundboats.com/1900prov.html)

Then, honestly, I'd probably get stone stone drunk. (http://www.guinness.com/row_en/beer/default.aspx)

Neat thread -- more to come as I think.

Gemby!
06-21-2005, 07:40 PM
i would also but the books on my english lit reading list .....*dork*

Lilmiss
06-21-2005, 07:58 PM
I imagine I would pretend to be a plane for about half hour, running around the streets with my jacket in the air. Then I'd get some excellent base, and go back to being a plane again for a few hours. :happy:

Gripper
06-21-2005, 07:58 PM
I would go out and buy the best gaming pc i could find at the time,go to the pictures to see Batman begins with a couple of mates,having bought all the other seats so i could watch it in peace,then go out and buy a big fillet steak meal,then get royally pissed and come home and try to explain where I'd been all day to the missus :) (think she'd forgive me in the end)

Rat Faced
06-21-2005, 08:03 PM
I imagine I would pretend to be a plane for about half hour, running around the streets with my jacket in the air. Then I'd get some excellent base, and go back to being a plane again for a few hours. :happy:


Ditto... except i'd get head :P

maebach
06-21-2005, 10:06 PM
I'd Cry :lol:

Guillaume
06-21-2005, 10:07 PM
Has somebody done the "buy FST and ban all you feckers" joke? :unsure:

Gripper
06-21-2005, 10:10 PM
Has somebody done the "buy FST and ban all you feckers" joke? :unsure:
yep

Guillaume
06-21-2005, 10:11 PM
Has somebody done the "buy FST and ban all you feckers" joke? :unsure:
yep

Damn. He'll be the first then. :angry:

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06-23-2005, 01:07 AM
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