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  • 16 reasons NOT to buy a new iPad

    Iím on your side, kids. Itís time for some truth. Letís shut down that reality distortion field and save you some money. Letís get started.
    I was brought up with a few basic lessons. Donít touch the hot stove. Look both ways before crossing the street. And just because all your friends want to jump off a cliff, that doesnít mean you should, too.

    To be fair, most of the lessons my mom tried to teach me didnít stick. To her credit, she tried, oh, did she try. But I was something of a problem child. All these years later, I can simply respect and honor her effort. Itís not my momís fault I turned out the way I did. Mama tried.
    I tell you this because about 55 million of your fellow tech consumers have been lining up like lemmings, getting ready to jump off the iPad cliff, once again. Donít get me wrong. I acknowledge that there is some value to an iPad. But just because all your friends are buying the latest and greatest ďnewĒ iPad (what we previously thought would be the iPad 3), that doesnít mean you have to, as well.

    Every other tech pundit and reviewer in the business will be out there trying to tell you why you should buy an iPad. They figure that if they suck up to Apple enough, perhaps, some day, a 20-something, wet-behind-the-ears Apple PR droid will bless them with a returned call or email. At that point, that lucky reviewer will be able to check off the most elusive of bucket list items.

    Not me. Iíve had my fill of Apple PR reps, back when I headed up some Apple projects and later as a member of the press. I went through the foggy-late-night-outside-the-garage-Foster-City-swap-of-useless-press-materials-with-cute-PR-women phase, and Iím long over it. Iím here to speak truth to you. If that means I get yelled at again by yet another Apple enforcer, so be it.

    Iím on your side, kids. Itís time for some truth. Letís get started.

    Reason 1: You already have an iPad

    Letís face the elephant in the room first. The odds are, you already have an iPad. And, if youíre reading this, youíre either an iPad phanboi just looking for something to get steamed about, or youíre an iPad user who already upgraded once from the first iPad to the iPad 2. Either way, you have an iPad.
    The iPad 2 adds a few interesting features: a higher-resolution display (weíll get to that in a minute) and 4G/LTE wireless (weíll get to that in a minute, too). The bottom line is that you really canít do very much more with the new iPad than you can with the iPad 2, so save your shekels and just use an iPad 2.

    Reason 2: The retina display is mostly marketing hype

    If you want to see the phanbois erupt, itíll be over this. But hear me out. Yes, I know there are more pixels on this beast than on HDTVs. And yes, I know there are more pixels on this display than most 24″ computer displays.
    But. The. Screen. Is. Still. Only. Nine. Inches.
    Just how many photographs are you really going to look at and ooh and ah about? Is it really worth dumping your older iPad just so you can show off the exciting new display? Youíre probably not doing advanced scientific work, where the high resolution will be important. And sure, you might find text slightly crisper, but is that worth throwing out your existing iPad?
    Even worse, many applications wonít support the higher-resolution display, so youíre likely to actually see images that look worse on the retina display than they did on the iPad 2.
    So, yes, the iPadís retina display is an amazing technological achievement. But so is being able chunk punkins 5,545.43 feet across a field. Not everyone needs to do that, either.

    Reason 3: High-res apps will take more memory

    Fine, if youíre still not convinced, make sure you buy the bigger, more expensive iPad, because all those high-res images in apps (and magazines and books) are going to take a boatload more storage. And sure, some of that storage will be in iCloud, but a lot of it will need to be stored right on the device.
    If you bought a 16GB machine back in the day, youíre probably now going to want a 64GB machine. That starts to get quite expensive, quite quickly.

    Reason 4: 4G/LTE is expensive

    Speaking of expensive, wait until you get a-load of those 4G/LTE bills. Sure, you can stream 1080p Netflix over the 4G/LTE networks, but you do know youíre paying for your data, right? When you wake up at the end of the month with a ginormous data bill because you decided to use the 4G/LTE on your new iPad, youíll wonder why you didnít listen to my recommendation to stay away.
    Keep in mind that if you have 4G/LTE on your non-Apple smartphone, youíre moving a lot less data than you would on a new iPad. Because the screen resolution is so much higher on the new iPad, if you want to take full advantage of it, youíll be eating 4-8 times the data load each month than you would have on a 4G/LTE phone ó if not a lot more than that, especially if you get it into your head that the iPad is a laptop replacement.

    Reason 5: 4G/LTE doesnít work in a lot of places

    For those living in a major metropolitan area, 4G/LTE is all the rage. But if you happen to stray outside these districts, youíre in a wireless wasteland. All that money you spent on a 4G/LTE iPad wonít do you a lick of good. Youíd be just as successful stringing twine between two iPads and shouting into the microphone icon.

    Reason 6: The porn issue

    Look, someone had to say this, so it might as well be me. Apple has a major thing against porn, wanting its devices to be family friendly. What does that mean for you pervs out there?
    Well, if you thought that oh-so-wonderful retina display could be used to render naughty images in super-duper-pervo-vision, youíre wrong. Apple is blocking all the potential apps that would take advantage of the retina display, so go on back down to your Momís basement and wait until Samsung brings out a high-res display for one of their Android tablets.

    Reason 7: The size

    Thereís another factor here, and thatís size. The iPad isnít necessarily the optimum size for reading books or consuming content. Itís far bigger than most pocket books and considerably smaller than most magazines. Further, the new iPad is 7% thicker than the iPad 2 and 8% heavier.
    There is a reason that Amazon brought out the Kindle Fire in a 7-inch form-factor. Itís a lot easier to read books using a smaller, lighter display.

    Reason 8: iPad 2 accessories wonít necessarily work

    Because the new iPad is just slightly bigger than the iPad 2, youíll need to be very careful when selecting accessories to buy with it, in particular sleek cases and sleeves. Not everything you get will fit ó and beware unscrupulous vendors trying to dump old inventory by simply relabeling it as ďnew iPad compatibleĒ.

    Reason 9: Itís still not 16◊9

    Amazingly, the new iPad, with itís oh-so-revolutionary retina display, still presents information in an obsolete 4◊3 format. Virtually no TV, and no monitor (and certainly no movie) is presented in 4◊3 format anymore. That stuff went out years ago.
    That means that if you want to use the super-sexy retina display to watch a 1080p movie, youíre either going to be forced to watch the movie in letterbox form, using the incredible capability of the retina display to display black bars ó or youíll have to crop off the sides of the movie to see the detail in full screen.

    Either way, the 4◊3 format of the iPadís display is disturbingly anachronistic.

    Reasons 10-16: Still limited after all these years

    Many of the iPadís limitations still exist, even three revisions into whatís clearly a highly successful design. As much mainstream adoption of the iPad as thereís been, the device is still spectacularly limited in some important areas:


    • Reason 10: Thereís still no USB port
    • Reason 11: You still have to use iTunes too often
    • Reason 12: Thereís still no removable storage
    • Reason 13: Kindles are still much less expensive
    • Reason 14: You can still only run software approved by Apple
    • Reason 15: It still canít be used as a standalone computer
    • Reason 16: Apple still wonít let you write or run programs that execute programs
    Although the new iPad does open more doors for content creators than ever before, itís still very limited, both in terms of execution and in terms of Appleís still-draconian Big Brother user policies.

    Source: http://www.zdnet.com/blog/diy-it/16-...lier-ipads/462
    Comments 34 Comments
    1. luv2blze's Avatar
      luv2blze -
      Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
      Quote Originally Posted by luv2blze View Post
      Racist Dickheads. If a bald white guy came up to me trying to sell me shit, would it be wrong to assume he's a skin head about to lynche me? Again, racist dickheads. I wonder if you guys have the balls to actually say this to a black man's face. It's usually how white racists are. You hide behind your keyboards, like little bitches. I really wish I could talk to you "girls" in person to see how real you are with your views.
      Truth is, half of my current black friends are from Africa (for a total count of 1, I don't have a lot of friends), and they find my racist humor pretty hilarious. Another true story, I used to go up behind black girls in my high school and whisper into their ear, nigger, in a rising comedic tone, suffice it to say I was pretty popular with black girls. It would seemingly make little sense to you, who has absolutely no context at his disposal, but should be cleared up with the fact that I don't do the same thing with complete strangers. Also, do you always dive in that deep like an idiot?
      Now I see why you don't have a lot of friends. You seem to be socially inept. I don't call my white friends Opie or Cracker. I don't call my hispanic friends Spic, or Wetback. I don't call my asian friends Chink. What you don't get is that you're on a public forum and the shit that's coming out of your mouth isn't cool. If you want to talk that racist shit, do it to your ONLY friend you loser. Also, get out of your mother's basement and get some air. Maybe then you'll understand that a lot has changed since you were out in public last. So go in a public room (not chat or forum) where there are live people in front of you and say the shit you said. I'm pretty sure that when you wake up in the hospital, you'll reconsider what's funny. Also, as for you calling me an idiot. If you're ever in NY, get at me and we can speak face to face and see if you can muster up the balls to say that shit to my face. Then I'll show you my brand of comedy and see if you laugh.

      Quote Originally Posted by sandman_1 View Post
      LOL, why did you quote me?
      Sorry man. Clicked the wrong reply.
    1. mjmacky's Avatar
      mjmacky -
      Quote Originally Posted by luv2blze View Post
      Now I see why you don't have a lot of friends. You seem to be socially inept. I don't call my white friends Opie or Cracker. I don't call my hispanic friends Spic, or Wetback. I don't call my asian friends Chink. What you don't get is that you're on a public forum and the shit that's coming out of your mouth isn't cool. If you want to talk that racist shit, do it to your ONLY friend you loser. Also, get out of your mother's basement and get some air. Maybe then you'll understand that a lot has changed since you were out in public last. So go in a public room (not chat or forum) where there are live people in front of you and say the shit you said. I'm pretty sure that when you wake up in the hospital, you'll reconsider what's funny. Also, as for you calling me an idiot. If you're ever in NY, get at me and we can speak face to face and see if you can muster up the balls to say that shit to my face. Then I'll show you my brand of comedy and see if you laugh.
      I'm sure if I had an iPad I would have more friends. Also, you have frightened me dearly, I don't know if I could ever collect enough cumulative courage to leave my mom's basement again. If I did end up in New York, I would hope you weren't able to put your marijuana joint down long enough to come and touch me inappropriately. You're totally right, I should stop the internet tough guy act, you have shown me how much of an idiot it makes one look. Thank you for all your wisdom. I am glad I didn't have to leave the basement to come across someone as intuitive and intelligent as you to show me the way, I will be indebted to you for the rest of my life.

      Also, my nigger and spick friends think you're pretty funny.
    1. IdolEyes787's Avatar
      IdolEyes787 -
      Quote Originally Posted by luv2blze View Post
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      Now I see why you don't have a lot of friends. You seem to be socially inept. I don't call my white friends Opie or Cracker.
      I have a White friend named Opie.I can't be 100% certain but I think he'd be confused if I was to call him anything else.
    1. mjmacky's Avatar
      mjmacky -
      Correction: I said they think you're funny, but that was meant to read, "they think you're a joke". Common mistake of mine since they're closely related terms.
    1. Mr.Blaze's Avatar
      Mr.Blaze -
      no porn !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    1. luv2blze's Avatar
      luv2blze -
      Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
      Correction: I said they think you're funny, but that was meant to read, "they think you're a joke". Common mistake of mine since they're closely related terms.
      It's so easy to talk shit on a chat forum. SMDH
    1. mjmacky's Avatar
      mjmacky -
      Quote Originally Posted by luv2blze View Post
      Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
      Correction: I said they think you're funny, but that was meant to read, "they think you're a joke". Common mistake of mine since they're closely related terms.
      It's so easy to talk shit on a chat forum. SMDH
      The hard part is not sounding like a moron while doing so. Well, hard for some at least.
    1. IdolEyes787's Avatar
      IdolEyes787 -
      Quote Originally Posted by luv2blze View Post

      It's so easy to talk shit on a chat forum. SMDH
      I had to look SMDH and all I have to say is that it takes an immense and unique talent to come up with anything so dumb.
    1. mjmacky's Avatar
      mjmacky -
      Sadly Mistook Dope for Happiness
    1. megabyteme's Avatar
      megabyteme -
      Quote Originally Posted by luv2blze View Post
      Now I see why you don't have a lot of friends. You seem to be socially inept. I don't call my white friends Opie or Cracker. I don't call my hispanic friends Spic, or Wetback. I don't call my asian friends Chink. What you don't get is that you're on a public forum and the shit that's coming out of your mouth isn't cool. If you want to talk that racist shit, do it to your ONLY friend you loser. Also, get out of your mother's basement and get some air. Maybe then you'll understand that a lot has changed since you were out in public last. So go in a public room (not chat or forum) where there are live people in front of you and say the shit you said. I'm pretty sure that when you wake up in the hospital, you'll reconsider what's funny. Also, as for you calling me an idiot. If you're ever in NY, get at me and we can speak face to face and see if you can muster up the balls to say that shit to my face. Then I'll show you my brand of comedy and see if you laugh.
      This kind of rage is what keeps me from going to bad neighborhoods in the first place. Keep it up, and nobody will buy your stolen merchandise or your drugs.
    1. mjmacky's Avatar
      mjmacky -
      Why does everyone think my mom has a basement?
    1. luv2blze's Avatar
      luv2blze -
      I really can't believe how racist you all are. I'm done. Have fun at your Klan rally
    1. Quarterquack's Avatar
      Quarterquack -
      Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
      Why does everyone think my mom has a basement?
      Nobody really expects that you grew up to be the man you are by exposure to sunlight. If you know what I mean.

      Quote Originally Posted by luv2blze View Post
      I really can't believe how racist you all are. I'm done. Have fun at your Klan rally
      You folks can be dicks some times. This guy seemed actually nice. Maybe a little naive to not be able to read between the lines, but he was tolerable.
    1. mjmacky's Avatar
      mjmacky -
      Quote Originally Posted by Darth Cicero View Post
      You folks can be dicks some times. This guy seemed actually nice. Maybe a little naive to not be able to read between the lines, but he was tolerable.
      I may not be intolerant of race or gender, but as regards to cluelessness, I am a hatemonger.