Get the aids and bed the fat newsagent.
Kill two burd with one stone.
I'm assuming you only have one testicle and that it is
Ask the newsagent lady if she's got any Beechams.
Never know, might bring out her maternal instinct so you can make your move
That's much less wanky.
If you were more famous, you could align it in the bottom left corner such that only the ''AROSSA' was visible.
If you feel like it then just go for it.
Don't let these nazis tell you what you can't do.
Back at wurk today feeling like aids innit