ooooo the pain.

Things I know for sure

1. I got home somehow.
2. I had a "Goodbodies" mug in my bag, so I must have been to Goodbodies and presumably drank tea.
3. I feel like death on a stick so I must have carried on drinking after the wine tasting and prior to the tea.
4. I have a vague recollection of Cheese shouting at me that it was 4 in the morning and where had I been. Cheese, if I knew I'd tell you.
5. I know it took me ages to walk home. Owing to the zig-zagging.

Things that might have happened

1. I think I remember discussing sex with my boss
2. I think three of us danced in Spar
3. I may have told a lesbian exactly why I wasn't going to kiss her (moose).
4. I may have bought takeaway.

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I think I remember sex with my boss.

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Also check if you got some tattoos.

:lol:

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4. I have a vague recollection of Cheese shouting at me that it was 4 in the morning and where had I been. Cheese, if I knew I'd tell you.

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Erm, you shouted at me for being up so late.

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4. I have a vague recollection of Cheese shouting at me that it was 4 in the morning and where had I been. Cheese, if I knew I'd tell you.

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Erm, you shouted at me for being up so late.

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Errrrrm. Ok, why did I do that? I'm SURE you shouted at me though.

Yeh and why were you up so late?

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4. I have a vague recollection of Cheese shouting at me that it was 4 in the morning and where had I been. Cheese, if I knew I'd tell you.

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Erm, you shouted at me for being up so late.

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:lol: That's harsh :lol:

Although easy pickings for potential brownie points.. :eyebrows:

1. I couldn't go to bed I was too worried about you.
2. I did go to bed, but it was so cold and empty without you, I got up again.
3. I spent the whole evening watching porn and masturbating furiously, and I didn't want to get jizz on the duvet.

Go with "I stayed up because I was worried about you, but then I tried to sleep a bit, but couldn't because I don't sleep well without you there."

:shuriken:

Yeah, Barbie's reason(s).


Actually I came home at half time of the "football" and fell asleep too early.