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I hear all kinds of bullshit everyday pal, You want some advice? Take your fancy clothes and your black silk underwear and go back to Dysneyland.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
Alien5
I hear all kinds of bullshit everyday pal, You want some advice? Take your fancy clothes and your black silk underwear and go back to Dysneyland.
Plus won. I think... :unsure:
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
I get it now. Dave is standing up for mongs everywhere. He hopes to make this a mong haven where the mental can roam freely.
It's a beautiful dream, Dave. Beeauutiful. :crying:
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by Dave
/SHOCKER :no:
manker removed it all :rolleyes:
Wasn't on all last night nor this morning, so it wasn't me.
What's basically happened is that the rest of the mods now see you as they see j-dye. A nuisance.
In my opinion, you aren't quite at his level, intellectually, nor do you have his endurance. He's been doing this shit for years.
People who have read your work know that you're completely benign, that you're incapable of doing anything of any significance to anyone. No-one is bothered by your daft crusade against mean people.
For that reason nothing specific will be done, you're the in the same boat as your mentor, j-dye. Your posts will be deleted and your accounts will be banned for as long as you take the time to create them.
People might talk to you if there are no mods on, or they might not, but if there are mods on, you'll be banned and your posts deleted.
I hope this helps you understand your situation :)
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
Dave, Dave, your head is concave.
Your face is a sanitary towel.
Fifty internets watermelons (count 'em, fifty) to the bright spark who can finish that quatrain for me.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
chalice
Dave, Dave, your head is concave.
Your face is a sanitary towel.
And so is your face.
Fifty internets watermelons (count 'em, fifty) to the bright spark who can finish that quatrain for me.
Gimme.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
:dabs:
You wouldn't even get an internets gooseberry for that wank.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
Every time I pour cold water on poetry, it adds an inch to one of my future descendants' cawk.
May they revel in my legend.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
Pouring cold water on poetry is in itself a form of poetry. Especially when you do it.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by chavois
right the first time. bring back busyedit you cunts
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wouldn't've
:glag:
o my fucking fuck
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
chalice
Pouring cold water on poetry is in itself a form of poetry. Especially when you do it.
The fact that I'm not entirely sure what you mean just added an extra dimension to the bawlbag of manker2560 AD.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
I knew what I meant. If it'd've scanned properly, I'd've let it stand.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
:schnauz: Gawd.
Did you notice that JP posted last night. All he did was question my grammar.
He was obviously incorrect to do so but he may have been doing it in an ironic manner that is indiscernible to anyone that hadn't pre-armed their interior with eight steins of apple.
Anyway, he didn't even say hiya. What a cunt.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
manker
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Originally Posted by Dave
/SHOCKER :no:
manker removed it all :rolleyes:
Wasn't on all last night nor this morning, so it wasn't me.
What's basically happened is that the rest of the mods now see you as they see j-dye. A nuisance.
In my opinion, you aren't quite at his level, intellectually, nor do you have his endurance. He's been doing this shit for years.
People who have read your work know that you're completely benign, that you're incapable of doing anything of any significance to anyone. No-one is bothered by your daft crusade against mean people.
For that reason nothing specific will be done, you're the in the same boat as your mentor, j-dye. Your posts will be deleted and your accounts will be banned for as long as you take the time to create them.
People might talk to you if there are no mods on, or they might not, but if there are mods on, you'll be banned and your posts deleted.
I hope this helps you understand your situation :)
Like I said already, the fact that dave wants his rants out there for the world to see is hilarious. If deleting it didn't make him cry, I'd want you to pin his wank.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
manker
:schnauz: Gawd.
Did you notice that JP posted last night. All he did was question my grammar.
He was obviously incorrect to do so but he may have been doing it in an ironic manner that is indiscernible to anyone that hadn't pre-armed their interior with eight steins of apple.
Anyway, he didn't even say hiya. What a cunt.
Yeah, he's a bit of a cunt. Gotta admire that in him. It may be he seeks to remind you of your origins. When all this was fields, when Bo had hair, when Baz blood-let, when Skweeks was married, when men were men, or something else.
He's here to bring you down, my friend. That was a shot across the internets bows. You're warned.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
Snee
Like I said already, the fact that dave wants his rants out there for the world to see is hilarious. If deleting it didn't make him cry, I'd want you to pin his wank.
Maybe there is some kind of middle ground where I could select the mentalist of the mental bits and pin that.
but like, it's all written in fuckspastic so the selection process would take weeks.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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chalice
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Originally Posted by
manker
:schnauz: Gawd.
Did you notice that JP posted last night. All he did was question my grammar.
He was obviously incorrect to do so but he may have been doing it in an ironic manner that is indiscernible to anyone that hadn't pre-armed their interior with eight steins of apple.
Anyway, he didn't even say hiya. What a cunt.
Yeah, he's a bit of a cunt. Gotta admire that in him. It may be he seeks to remind you of your origins. When all this was fields, when Bo had hair, when Baz blood-let, when Skweeks was married, when men were men, or something else.
He's here to bring you down, my friend. That was a shot across the internets bows. You're warned.
You might be right, and I'd like that.
When I first came he was my mortal enemy for about five minutes until he realised I wasn't Billy.
It was all a bit scary and disorienting but I'm settled in, now. Like Sly at the start of Rocky III.
He'd kill me in the first instance but then I'd get that hungry glint back, train like a mother-fucker with blacks and ghetto music and crop-tops and win the rematch in the seventh.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
Your face looks like a cunt. That dropped eye of yours looks like the hood on a cunt to me, Dave. When you talk, your mouth looks like a cunt moving.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
manker
What's basically happened is that the rest of the mods now see you as they see j-dye. A nuisance.
In my opinion, you aren't quite at his level, intellectually, nor do you have his endurance. He's been doing this shit for years.
I'd take J-Dye over Dave anytime. Some of the garbage he's posted has cracked me up several times. A bit of me feels bad we have to delete his posts :cry:
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
Hi anon,
I guess you now understand what you've stepped into now, why this is a personal feud, how it came to be so.
I guess you understand that this leaking of real life details by admin team members of FST is NEVER going away, and that you as an admin team member must expect others to view you as suspect as well.
Looks to me like you've choosen your side anon
Looks to me like you're telling the members of this site that you support your mates on the admin team leaking their personal real life details.
Interesting choice.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
RealitY gave my details to the FBI :cry:
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
anon
I'd take J-Dye over Dave anytime. Some of the garbage he's posted has cracked me up several times. A bit of me feels bad we have to delete his posts :cry:
Even Anon thinks you are yesterday's fish wrappings, Dave. It's not a sides "thing", you are just a pointless, long-winded, lonely twat. End of story.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
Looks like super secret dave can't accept that five minutes of googling got one all the personal details published about him to date on here, last I checked. Now, there's a real shocker.
All one needed to know was one or two of his old usernames, and a rudimentary understanding of which keywords to use. But no, it has to be a grand conspiracy.
Ah well, I've seen the facebook photo he was using for his profile, and a tinfoil hat couldn't make it worse.
What a mind, indeed.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
Damn, due to the crash, I'd say Snee won the internets. :O
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
Everything is back to normal, now.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
Wait, no it's not. Mary's poasts about paralyzing children on the weekends are gone.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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megabyteme
Damn, due to the crash, I'd say Snee won the internets. :O
Yeah but he clearly deserves it.
Not mention I've checked and its lately gone to hell and so it's not like $20 or a steak dinner or anything.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Darth Cicero
Wait, no it's not. Mary's poasts about paralyzing children on the weekends are gone.
He never posted that so I guess we all regrettably have further insight into your fantasies.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
Have you ever looked back at old screenshots of your desktop and wondered wtf you were thinking? :mellow:
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IdolEyes787
He never posted that so I guess we all regrettably have further insight into your fantasies.
A likely story. Now I truly believe this whole database reversal thing was orchestrated for this cover-up.
Anyone have a direct contact line to any police officers that might be casing the place? Dave?
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Skiz
Have you ever looked back at old screenshots of your desktop and wondered wtf you were thinking? :mellow:
I only have two thoughts that ever run through my head in instances like these:
1. I have to get rainmeter again.
2. Oh god, I was so much better off without rainmeter.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
megabyteme
Damn, due to the crash, I'd say Snee won the internets. :O
I think Snee already has an internets though.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
I win.................................testing 1 2 3 mostly for some forum bug I'm noticing
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Biggles
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Originally Posted by
megabyteme
Damn, due to the crash, I'd say Snee won the internets. :O
I think Snee already has an internets though.
That's always the trouble when shopping for the guy who has everything.
Personally, I'd be happy with a mere healthcares... :(
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
Darth Cicero
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Originally Posted by
Skiz
Have you ever looked back at old screenshots of your desktop and wondered wtf you were thinking? :mellow:
I only have two thoughts that ever run through my head in instances like these:
1. I have to get rainmeter again.
2. Oh god, I was so much better off without rainmeter.
:lol:
I think we've all been there.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
Anyone waiting with baited breath for OlegL to re-iterate his obsession with the young girl in his class, or his premeditated failure of all his exams?
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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TheFoX
Anyone waiting with baited breath for OlegL to re-iterate his obsession with the young girl in his class, or his premeditated failure of all his exams?
In all seriousness of all the people currently here I only find that Irish lout,the guy with obscure fencing term for a username and the pedophile to be the least bit interesting.
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IdolEyes787
the guy with obscure fencing term for a username
Give us a hint. Chain link, pickets, or the :ghey: kind...
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
I believe that idle is actually being a bit sneaky, here. He's actually talking about two guys.
In communist russia, they used to call someone who accidentally stab themselves in the foot, then tell everyone about it "the oleg". Meanwhile, and more recently, throwing oneself upon one's own sword, butt first, is "doing a dave".
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
megabyteme
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Originally Posted by
IdolEyes787
the guy with obscure fencing term for a username
Give us a hint. Chain link, pickets, or the :ghey: kind...
I apologize.I momentarily forgot that you're retarded.