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megabyteme
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chalice
Disappointment? I'm a fucking catastrophe and don't you go forgetting it. What I wouldn't give to be a simple disappointment.
I've been up since half four this morning, getting stoned and drinking wine and watching Star Trek TNG. I'm hungry, but I cannot be arsed foraging for food. Got a haircut yesterday and the shocks of grey which fell away were shocking altogether. Got drunk on my own in a bar full of bachelorette partyers. It was horrific, from what I recall. Woke up this morning covered in cake. Yes, cake. Bed sheets and clothes from yesterday looked like a painting by a four year old.
I wish you were my mum. You wouldn't stand for this kinda nonsense. You'd make me chicken soup and massage my bald spot with jasmine or some such.
Don't feel bad, there's loads of action verbs in the above. :)
Did I miss the results from that job you got but were concerned about the piss test?
This piss test, though I woulda failed it in style, didn't concern me. There was never gonna be one and there are ways of preparing for such corporate fascist restrictions. Nothing a few buckets of cranberry juice, given requisite notice, can't exorcise from your circulatory systems.
I was deeply concerned about the stipulated security screening, though, as the cosmos and the British legislative system soon proved, I needed have been. I'd been busted for marijuana possession a few months back, for which I had a police caution imposed upon me. Turns out, there exist three types of security checks available to companies. Basic, Standard and Enhanced. I wasn't sure which one I'd be undergoing, so I was shitting breezeblocks for my first month. They only ran the Basic check, which doesn't disclose cautions, so The Supreme Haile Selassie, patron saint of wopped-out weed worshippers, was clearly smiling down on your humble yet exemplary narrator. Six weeks in and the SAS haven't barnstormed the building, so I reckon I'm pretty much in the clear.
All's well that ends well. Though, of course, nothing ever ends.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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chalice
All's well that ends well. Though, of course, nothing ever ends.
That's good gnus, my friend. Could not remember if the job became official. Block one in the rebuilding, then. I've considered what my life would be like if I could not handle the daily challenges present in Casa MBM. Would be a very similar looking boat...
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what it do, brohams :smilie4:
some office cunt has used up all the milk so im having to eat bone dry coco-pops like a savage, its probably the worst day of my life. ever.
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wyld
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The Islamic State of Iraq and Syria evolved from its previous incarnation as Al Qaeda in Iraq, but recently Al Qaeda’s central leadership disavowed the group, which has taken on an increasingly important role in the fighting in Syria, as well as in Iraq.
Should your instructor blow up your terrorist cell while training, your group will be disavowed. This message will self-destruct in 5...4...3...2...1...Duh-duhnt-duh. duhnuntduh....
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I was made to illustrate a point for a commercial.:mellow:
Anyway for the reasonably reasonable among us, luckily the actions of a small group of wackos does not define a people.
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Or in your case.
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3 weeks without a fag or spliff, fucking hell is everything boring now.
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IdolEyes787
Anyway for the reasonably reasonable among us, luckily the actions of a small group of wackos does not define a people.
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Or in your case.
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IDK, throw in some beer, guns, and perhaps a vehicle that gets poor abysmal gas mileage, and you aren't too far off describing the US over the past, say, 200 years. :idunno:
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megabyteme
...duh-duhnt-duh. Duhnuntduh....
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espn?
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Is ESPN that thing where they read the minds of athletes?
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I think this is where we post work related stuffs.
Over the past year, India outsourced their labor to me, and I had worked for an editing company based there. I have also been tutoring in chemistry and algebra online. The former pays shit and the latter pays modest (but cannot get full time hours).
I interviewed last week for a position doing this kind of programming thing for proprietary educational software. They needed someone who was multidisciplinary in their smartness. That just happened to be me.
I'm, like, excited. Real pay and stuff so I can stop being poor and have some extra time to finish my PhD.
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mjmacky
I think this is where we post work related stuffs.
Over the past year, India outsourced their labor to me, and I had worked for an editing company based there. I have also been tutoring in chemistry and algebra online. The former pays shit and the latter pays modest (but cannot get full time hours).
I interviewed last week for a position doing this kind of programming thing for proprietary educational software. They needed someone who was multidisciplinary in their smartness. That just happened to be me.
I'm, like, excited. Real pay and stuff so I can stop being poor and have some extra time to finish my PhD.
Win. And it's pretty much always safe working with bespoke/proprietary shit because it’s not like just anyone can come along and do your job without having all the inside knowledge of the software, bugs, patches, version releases, documentation, client set-ups etc - the longer you work there the harder it is to replace you. And if you're programming it all then you're basically a God to them, which might be illegal in India...
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I'm, like, excited. Real pay and stuff so I can stop being poor and have some extra time to finish my PhD.
I'm kinda torn on this. Sure, I wish you prosperity as a friend, but tales of desperation make me feel better about my own poverty/struggles. :angel_not
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Skiz
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megabyteme
...duh-duhnt-duh. Duhnuntduh....
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espn?
Yeah, I'm musically declined- even phonetically... :sadwalk:
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Fun fact: I love my girlfriend's boobs.
Also, sup, guise.
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Just the boobs though,right?
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Well, lips too.
Maybe the whole package, but I'm not admitting to nothing.
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Snee
Well, lips too.
Maybe the whole package, but I'm not admitting to nothing.
Which ones? :naughty:
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It's sickeningly heartwarming to see our diminutive resident genius, SnnY all loved up like a crazy circa 1992 E-Head.
Give us the low-down, Brown. Spill the scoop, Betty Boop. Details are redeemable in Skateborder paradise, and Kudos from your associates.
Let's start with an easy one. How did you meet?
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Artemis
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Snee
Well, lips too.
Maybe the whole package, but I'm not admitting to nothing.
Which ones? :naughty:
Does it matter? Both fit around your cock.
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megabyteme
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mjmacky
I'm, like, excited. Real pay and stuff so I can stop being poor and have some extra time to finish my PhD.
I'm kinda torn on this. Sure, I wish you prosperity as a friend, but tales of desperation make me feel better about my own poverty/struggles. :angel_not
I will desperately be plagued by my own idiosyncrasies if that helps.
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Stumbled across this as a result of your post, chalice. :happy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsG1_3OTzyY
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mjmacky
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megabyteme
I'm kinda torn on this. Sure, I wish you prosperity as a friend, but tales of desperation make me feel better about my own poverty/struggles. :angel_not
I will desperately be plagued by my own idiosyncrasies if that helps.
Not as much as pure misery, but I'll have to settle for what's available. :sadwalk:
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Finished Splinter Cell Blacklist. Pretty decent. I thought the co-op challenges were the best part. MP is awful as I suspected it would be.
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Skiz
MP is awful as I suspected it would be.
In my opinion that would be a blanket statement.
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megabyteme
Altogether wonderful.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2uM2_MO70E
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It would be so easy to dismiss Jeffrey Lewis as a singer. There's nothing in his voice that resembles the traditional notion of what "good" singing is supposed to be. However, his sheer talent shines through and makes him VERY enjoyable, IMO.
Perhaps a bit like Bob Dylan in the sense that he's doing his own poetry, so he is the one who decides how it is supposed to be done.
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Brohams :smilie4:
watched that secret life of walter shitty last night, it was pretty gash. it was like it was trying to be some sort of art film, being proper quiet for ages then having songs from Arcade Fire and having lyke, deeper meanings and shit. But all the way through i was thinking, do you know there's a Ben Stiller in your art film? Is that supposed to be there? :eyebrows:
I also watched Filth, it was quality lyke. Proper good moviefilm.
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Werd. I watched August: Osage County because that's what the vagina wanted to watch. It was top notch acting but the plot was worse than Olegl's sex life.
Next movie will prob be Dallas Buyers Club.
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This is my first post, go easy on me hehe.
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mattbo
This is my first post, go easy on me hehe.
No it's not. You're post count says you've managed 2 :unsure:
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Skiz
Werd. I watched August: Osage County because that's what the vagina wanted to watch. It was top notch acting but the plot was worse than Olegl's sex life.
i got made to watch that too, it needed 100% moar boob and 100% less talking :dabs:
Last night was Midnight Express, despite it being out for 36 years i'd never seen it before, it was awesomesauce.
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Got into work and there's a note on my desk telling me I should leave town if i know what's good for me :blink:
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Mr. Mulder
Got into work and there's a note on my desk telling me I should leave town if i know what's good for me :blink:
Don't tell me this is your first death threat? :blink: