Things Which You Would Like To Be Able To Do

you lay the weld in the same sensual wafting motion as you lay strawberry scented soothening oil on the labuli of any willing lady

So where exactly is a lady's labuli.

A picture may help.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

Welding, I wish I knew how to weld.

There's no reason for it. I just think it's such a bloke thing to be able to do.

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Welding is easy,
I was self taught the hard way, ended up in hospital twice with arc eye :lol:
great start it was.

The one thing I want to do this summer is start scuba diving, got the opportunity for the first time, so i'm going for it

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Originally Posted by JPaul

So where exactly is a lady's labuli.

A picture may help.

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take you finger,put it on the end of your nose,
then slide it downwards slowly
slowly...
carefully avoid the hole(s) on each side
then gently slide down more until you reach your left eyeball
push hard (this may hurt)
squish a little further until you feel the socket behind the eyeball

that is the exact location of "lady's labuli"

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by peat moss

Welding ya but would settle for soldering myself .

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I can solder, I'm actually very good at it.

The trick is to use good heat sinks and make the things to be soldered very hot, prior to applying the solder. Otherwise you get "dry" joints.

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:dabs: if you manage to solder yourself, i'd say you aren't very good at it

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Originally Posted by CELEBS

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Originally Posted by JPaul

Welding, I wish I knew how to weld.

There's no reason for it. I just think it's such a bloke thing to be able to do.

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Welding is easy,
I was self taught the hard way, ended up in hospital twice with arc eye :lol:
great start it was.

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So, strange new definition of the word "easy" you're using there.

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Originally Posted by 100%

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Originally Posted by JPaul

So where exactly is a lady's labuli.

A picture may help.

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take you finger,put it on the end of your nose,
then slide it downwards slowly
slowly...
carefully avoid the hole(s) on each side
then gently slide down more until you reach your left eyeball
push hard (this may hurt)
squish a little further until you feel the socket behind the eyeball

that is the exact location of "lady's labuli"

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I see the problem we have here.

My eyes are above my nose.

I fell quite weird now.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by CELEBS

Welding is easy,
I was self taught the hard way, ended up in hospital twice with arc eye :lol:
great start it was.

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So, strange new definition of the word "easy" you're using there.

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:glag:

I would like to able to revoke drivers licenses at will.

ANYONE that brakes to a greenlight should never be allowed to drive again.

When approaching an intersection one should automatically pick a line of demarcation based on the standard length of a yellow light and traffic speed.

If you pass this line you can "make" the light.

If you are behind it, a caution signal indicates that you should brake.

One should NEVER drive thinking that the whole system is arbitrary and unpredictable.

Clueless people should be taking the bus.

:rage against idiots in machines that can kill:

I'd like to be able to do a handstand. :unsure: