I have no interest in fish eggs, Welchman.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
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I have no interest in fish eggs, Welchman.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
why didnt you answer your phone when i called and drunkenly left and message? please to let the missus answer next time.
My phone hasn't rung all night. Fact.
:blink:
i def phoned you twice, check your voicemail.
i just tried again, rang 3 times and went to answering machine, must be gep block on, or something.
When I said 'my phone hasn't rung all night' - I may have been a little bit presumptuous.
I think I must have left it in the car or something :dabs:
git. next time it goes get the missus to answer and say "hello gep hotline for drunken geptards, how can we help you"
today i told some guy his sweets (haribo) had aids. he didnt look too happy.
Ok. Next time I see you phone, I'll get her to answer.
Last night, I told this bloke I hardly know that his (gay as fuck) leather jacket had given him the bad aids. A few of my friends laughed, most of them were just confused :dabs:
Last night, someone threw a condom into the shop. I refused to go near it in case I caught the aids.
You can catch aids thro' having unprotected bumsecks with someone who has aids.