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mbm = bawa :o
albeit slightly more literate. and white. and less of a virgin.
I wonder why people stop posting here :pinch:
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MBM and Keith Bishop from The Office.
Separated at birth...
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Barbarossa
:glag: :D
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Deadline day today, douchefags.
I have to finish off four sets of accounts, two estimates based on previous years and a few of your common or garden SA100s.
All the preparatory work has been done by hawt burds and I could probably get all that done in four hours or so. Should I get my head down and spend the evening at home with teh missus, or fuck around on the internets all day and work right up until midnight?
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Fuck around on the internets all day, obviously. I can't believe you're even asking the question!
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manker
Deadline day today, douchefags.
I have to finish off four sets of accounts, two estimates based on previous years and a few of your common or garden SA100s.
All the preparatory work has been done by hawt burds and I could probably get all that done in four hours or so. Should I get my head down and spend the evening at home with teh missus, or fuck around on the internets all day and work right up until midnight?
Internets every time.
I'm off today so I shall be mostly getting wopped and watching shite films. The first shite film will be The Return Of Captain Invincible. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086189/reviews
Just remembered about it, having seen it on BBC2 about twenty years ago. This is the nadir of bad taste and should've won an Oscar for Best Use of Christopher Lee in a Non-Dracula Related, Rock and Roll Musical Superhero Spoof Role in 1984.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8W2fkhfFPc
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As ever, fst's collective sagacity has given me a guilt free path to the kind of utopian virtual hinterland that that uninitiated can only dream of.
What I'll actually do, I think, is challenge myself to get the bulk of the work done while chavois is watching Christopher Lee wank and then stretch out a ten minute job to last ten hours.
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chavis
The first shite film will be The Return Of Captain Invincible.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086189/reviews
Just remembered about it, having seen it on BBC2 about twenty years ago. This is the nadir of bad taste and should've won an Oscar for Best Use of Christopher Lee in a Non-Dracula Related, Rock and Roll Musical Superhero Spoof Role in 1984.
To be fair still better than Count Dooku in Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones.
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Keith Bishop is a
fictional character in
BBC's
The Office, played by
Ewen MacIntosh. He works as an accountant for the fictional paper merchants Wernham Hogg, as run by
David Brent. An overweight man, his nickname is appropriately 'Big Keith'. A rather dry and emotionless man, Keith rarely (if ever) speaks in any tone other than a flat, monotone voice. His trademark is sitting in the coffee room and making blunt and alarmingly disturbing comments to people whilst they are taking a break. Most notably he commented that in America, "Fanny means your arse over there, not your
minge" to character
Dawn Tinsley, who was planning to move to America. Upon making his inappropriate comments, he is seen to bite into a large
Scotch egg.
Keith seems to have little concern for his career at Wernham Hogg, which he considers a "stopgap". When filling out an employee evaluation form, under "Strengths", he simply put "Accounts" (his job title) and under "Weaknesses", he put "
Eczema". He left the rest of the form blank.[snip some stuff about DJ-ing]...and claims to be a hit with the ladies despite his size.
Not too far off, actually... :O
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I shouldn't have been so blase earlier :dabs:
My son had a nosebleed in school and wanted to see me. I ordinarily wouldn't have minded but it's completely fecked my dicking about on the internets time-slot.
I find myself rather pinched for time.