Yes, Dave, you are all win. :lol:
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I'm genuinely shocked the blog lives on. The true inception of the blog was this:
An elaborate attempt just to post an authentic screenshot. Seriously, I did it all for one screenshot. Dave turned out to be a perpetual motion motor built from magnets and nitrogen gas harvesters.
You've got to see it from dave's perspective.
I mean, if impotently raging constitutes fun, and being stalked equals following someone around, and with all the other dave-isms that may seem mental and oxymoronic to the untrained eye, but aren't, because dave says so, it's basically a brand new language only dave speaks.
A client just texted me:
you in the office?
Yeah - the accounts are done.
i'll send the missus up
Ok but in future I'd prefer cash or a cheque.
:glag: :mellow:
Hoi, retard. You get banned because you're circumventing a ban. If it were up to manker he'd probably keep you around as the forum clown, and only kick you out when you get really boring.
He's made 8 accounts this morning and made about 30 posts. About 25 were never read by anyone.
But he says he's having fun. So :idunno:
Totally. And he even posted a bunch of :glag: and :lol: which also means that he's laughing and not at all raging
He's not like billy, with whom you could measure the level of rage by the number of :lol:s, or anything.
That Iron Sky filum, btw. Would I be able to sit an 8 year old in front of it?
I don't really care if he understands it, as long as there isn't any swearing and the world doesn't end.