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Re: Does This Ability Require Normal or Above Average Intelligence?
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Originally Posted by
IdolEyes787
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Originally Posted by
manker
I just read you in the atheist thread. You'd start talking about god being real because hope is real or something equally girly or gay or worse.
I didn't think there was anything worse than being girly or gay.
Also for future reference I don't mean most of the stuff I say here ,the above sentence and anything hateful being the obviously exceptions.
Wasn't that thread from the before time when you were in your taking myself srsly phase?
I wasn't around for it but I hear it's a good thing you grew out of it <3
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Re: Does This Ability Require Normal or Above Average Intelligence?
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Originally Posted by
manker
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Originally Posted by
IdolEyes787
I didn't think there was anything worse than being girly or gay.
Also for future reference I don't mean most of the stuff I say here ,the above sentence and anything hateful being the obviously exceptions.
Wasn't that thread from the before time when you were in your
taking myself srsly phase?
I wasn't around for it but I hear it's a good thing you grew out of it <3
Yes, it was a six month affair. The lounge was the lounge. It took Idol six months to rylise that. He's one of the ones I felt sorry for. He showed clear intelligence, but he got stuck in the mud to some extent. He cleared it by deciding to himself that he shouldn't give a fuck. Let's have a round of applause for Idol.
It only took him a year.
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Re: Does This Ability Require Normal or Above Average Intelligence?
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Originally Posted by
chavis
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Originally Posted by
manker
Wasn't that thread from the before time when you were in your taking myself srsly phase?
I wasn't around for it but I hear it's a good thing you grew out of it <3
Yes, it was a six month affair. The lounge was the lounge. It took Idol six months to rylise that. He's one of the ones I felt sorry for. He showed clear intelligence, but he got stuck in the mud to some extent. He cleared it by deciding to himself that he shouldn't give a fuck. Let's have a round of applause for Idol.
It only took him a year.
A six month affair that took him a year, you say.
I'm glad he snapped out of it, I'd have no truck with timebending Torontarians.
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Re: Does This Ability Require Normal or Above Average Intelligence?
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Originally Posted by
manker
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Originally Posted by
chavis
Yes, it was a six month affair. The lounge was the lounge. It took Idol six months to rylise that. He's one of the ones I felt sorry for. He showed clear intelligence, but he got stuck in the mud to some extent. He cleared it by deciding to himself that he shouldn't give a fuck. Let's have a round of applause for Idol.
It only took him a year.
A six month affair that took him a year, you say.
I'm glad he snapped out of it, I'd have no truck with timebending Torontarians.
Did I say a year? I meant nevar, like.
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Re: Does This Ability Require Normal or Above Average Intelligence?
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Originally Posted by
IdolEyes787
tl;dr
It's just so fucking handy innit? Aren't you just tickled pink that I goaded you into doing that bit of research. :01:
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Originally Posted by
Artemis
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Originally Posted by
IdolEyes787
tl;dr
It's just so fucking handy innit? Aren't you just tickled pink that I goaded you into doing that bit of research. :01:
Before I answer which would you prefer the truth or feeling that you've accomplished something?
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Re: Does This Ability Require Normal or Above Average Intelligence?
Options, options, options..... should I suffer the rather brutal mercies of a diabolical master debator, or carry on in my simpleminded ignorance?
I'll have option B thanx. :blink:
(got my favorite smilie back kthxbai)
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Re: Does This Ability Require Normal or Above Average Intelligence?
Recap of last 5 pages:
Idol is girly with an amazingly strong wrist
Art started trouble
Manker said something long
Someone else said something long-winded and wanted attention. Didn't get it.
Chalice won. Whatever it was.
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Re: Does This Ability Require Normal or Above Average Intelligence?
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Originally Posted by
megabyteme
Manker said something long
Someone else said something long-winded and wanted attention.
Aren't these the same thing? It's like saying I speak Spanish & Mexican.
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Re: Does This Ability Require Normal or Above Average Intelligence?
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
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Originally Posted by
megabyteme
Manker said something long
Someone else said something long-winded and wanted attention.
Aren't these the same thing? It's like saying I speak Spanish & Mexican.
Manker didn't do it in such a pathetically needy way.
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Re: Does This Ability Require Normal or Above Average Intelligence?
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Originally Posted by
megabyteme
Manker didn't do it in such a pathetically needy way.
There are also long posts by Cicero and Darth Squeamous. I didn't read them to figure out which one you were talking about. You need to vet out the whole thread a little more before you write a review, otherwise over-thinkers like myself will spin like tops until I ricochet off in some odd direction upon hitting a barrier.
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I'd not read that until you quoted it. He could mean mine I suppose, if he's shit at subtext, as well as bad at chronology :idunno:
Watebar, rly.
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Re: Does This Ability Require Normal or Above Average Intelligence?
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Originally Posted by
Snee
I'd not read that until you quoted it. He could mean mine I suppose, if he's shit at subtext, as well as bad at chronology :idunno:
Watebar, rly.
Yet another mistake by me, I didn't scroll up far enough to see yours Darth Snee.
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Re: Does This Ability Require Normal or Above Average Intelligence?
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Originally Posted by
chavis
Let me just break it to the downs, Darthy.
In a roundabout fashion, he's intimating that despite your grandstanding, you're ultimately an exceptionally boring kinda guy.
I don't think he's boring, I think he probably does tend to lean back with his eyes closed when he talks though, so you can count every single one of his nostril hairs.
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Originally Posted by
manker
I don't recall my parents ever mentioning the bible, in fact the realisation that the bible wasn't just a ridiculous piece of literature and that Jesus was a real chap with some good ideas only became apparent to me at about 23 or 24.
So. This is how I think it could work:
Brands are everything and like it or not, the church is a powerful brand which inspires trust in many people. No other charitable organisation is in a position to do as much good as the church is if only it was properly run.
I wouldn't have any problem at all with them continuing their sermons and offering spiritual advice to those that felt they needed it but how it could really fit in is if the spiritual side of it married properly with pragmatic assistance of a tangible sort to victims of our advanced society.
If the church branched out properly and provided, for example, rehabilitation for drug addicts or near to free childcare for single parents between nine and five or solace for battered wives or temporary accommodation for the homeless on a large scale, then it could positively and enormously benefit the community and the economy.
To do this its objectives would have to change considerably. It would have to be properly administered and it would need to report and be accountable to the local council initially and Downing Street as a national entity. I envisage tax payers partially funding these schemes after several years of managing to be self-sufficient. Due to it already being completely trusted as an entity by so many, the lion's share of the funding would come from a suggested donation level in return for use of its services. Some would abuse this but most would see the good it's doing and temper their financial reciprocation accordingly.
I could definitely write loads, but that would be akin to anaesthesia.
Suffice is to say that the church has the potential to be a veritable benevolent behemoth that would fit quite nicely into an advanced society and help sticking-plaster many of its inevitable wounds.
No, this is just awful! The church can't be wheedled into coming around to a secular way of doing things while still maintaining its dogma. Once it does that it stops being what it once was. It can't even be prevailed upon to accept the relationships of people who love each other (and to be honest neither should it), let alone being a benevolent force for good. It is absolutely incompatible with the future of humanity. It needs to be taken out back, have its ears hacked off and fucking shot.
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
There are also long posts by Cicero and Darth Squeamous. I didn't read them to figure out which one you were talking about. You need to vet out the whole thread a little more before you write a review, otherwise over-thinkers like myself will spin like tops until I ricochet off in some odd direction upon hitting a barrier.
:yikes:
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Re: Does This Ability Require Normal or Above Average Intelligence?
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Originally Posted by Squeams
Once it does that it stops being what it once was
Derp.
I'm the man to do this, I've got the skillz, i've thought it thro' for a wee while and I'm taking on new clients. I'd give them a stark choice; fitting in or fucking off.
Would have to stop posting here so much though, probably.
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Re: Does This Ability Require Normal or Above Average Intelligence?
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Originally Posted by
manker
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Originally Posted by Squeams
Once it does that it stops being what it once was
Derp.
I'm the man to do this, I've got the skillz, i've thought it thro' for a wee while and I'm taking on new clients. I'd give them a stark choice; fitting in or fucking off.
Would have to stop posting here so much though, probably.
I prefer to impose distinctions and boundaries to make decisive, logical decisions.
You're more flexible and prefer to dance in the grey areas.
We might agree on general principles but we'll never be able to agree on topics like this.
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Re: Does This Ability Require Normal or Above Average Intelligence?
Maybe you could meet in the middle.
Let's call it the ecru areas.
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Re: Does This Ability Require Normal or Above Average Intelligence?
:lol:
I would, I'd meet in the middle and compromise the fuck out of my ideals because it's the only way to get stuff done.
Who cares if people still revere magic if it means that the aids babies of Lincolnshire can get their weaning methadone fix.
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Re: Does This Ability Require Normal or Above Average Intelligence?
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Originally Posted by
megabyteme
Idol is girly with an amazingly strong wrist
I had to exercise my wrist because it was previously so limp I had difficulty using cutlery.
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Re: Does This Ability Require Normal or Above Average Intelligence?
I'm afraid ecru isn't really my colour :smilie4:
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manker
:lol:
I would, I'd meet in the middle and compromise the fuck out of my ideals because it's the only way to get stuff done.
Who cares if people still revere magic if it means that the aids babies of Lincolnshire can get their weaning methadone fix.
The biggest single contributor to world health is Bill Gates. As far as I know his foundation has no religious affiliations. Mother Theresa was of the opinion that poverty and suffering was godly in itself, except of course when it came to her own suffering.
Organised religion is sick and perverse. It's an illness the world needs to be cured of not given palliative care until it croaks.
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Re: Does This Ability Require Normal or Above Average Intelligence?
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Originally Posted by Squeams
Organised religion is sick and perverse. It's an illness the world needs to be cured of not given palliative care until it croaks.
We can change that. You and me. Croaking won't be necessary if we can quietly swap its mercenary masters with altruistic administrators.
We can turn the trust it invokes in millions of the citizens of our advanced society into direct assistance for the needy.
All it would take is a small stick and carrot chat with its current leaders and quietly turn them into a tourist attraction, like parliament did with the monarchy.
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Re: Does This Ability Require Normal or Above Average Intelligence?
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Originally Posted by
manker
We can change that. You and me. Croaking won't be necessary if we can quietly swap its mercenary masters with altruistic administrators.
We can turn the trust it invokes in millions of the citizens of our advanced society into direct assistance for the needy.
All it would take is a small stick and carrot chat with its current leaders and quietly turn them into a tourist attraction, like parliament did with the monarchy.
I luuuurve the monarchy :happy:
Ok, sold. They're mostly only symbolic in this country anyway. When they're not raping boys and contributing to the spread of AIDS.
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Anybody still daydream about having superpowers? You know, when I was a lad I would use the powers to impress girls and get girls to show me their privates. Now when I daydream about it, I think about how I would crush the catholic church and direct global economic policies and national governments to a more logical and benevolent agenda.
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h5, sista.
Don't worry about the aids spreading and the rapey ministers. In our new secular church, you get prophylactics at the door and the altar boys only get bummed if they make the first move.
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Re: Does This Ability Require Normal or Above Average Intelligence?
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mjmacky
Anybody still daydream about having superpowers? You know, when I was a lad I would use the powers to impress girls and get girls to show me their privates. Now when I daydream about it, I think about how I would crush the catholic church and direct global economic policies and national governments to a more logical and benevolent agenda.
Would you need your superpowaz all the time for that though.
Subtly altering agendas would be my prime objective but I'd still occasionally use them to get girls to show me their privates and stuff.
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Re: Does This Ability Require Normal or Above Average Intelligence?
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Originally Posted by
manker
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
Anybody still daydream about having superpowers? You know, when I was a lad I would use the powers to impress girls and get girls to show me their privates. Now when I daydream about it, I think about how I would crush the catholic church and direct global economic policies and national governments to a more logical and benevolent agenda.
Would you need your superpowaz all the time for that though.
Subtly altering agendas would be my prime objective but I'd still occasionally use them to get girls to show me their privates and stuff.
Considering the referenced age of the girls I was talking about, glad to welcome you into the pedo ring. To be world dictator and crush everyone's hopes in being able to overturn your decisions, damn right I'd need the superpower stuff for that. In my daydreams, I have a specific power and a manner in which it manifests, I just never gave myself a name, seems like it'd be gay to do that.
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Re: Does This Ability Require Normal or Above Average Intelligence?
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
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Originally Posted by
manker
Would you need your superpowaz all the time for that though.
Subtly altering agendas would be my prime objective but I'd still occasionally use them to get girls to show me their privates and stuff.
Considering the referenced age of the girls I was talking about, glad to welcome you into the pedo ring. To be world dictator and crush everyone's hopes in being able to overturn your decisions, damn right I'd need the superpower stuff for that. In my daydreams, I have a specific power and a manner in which it manifests, I just never gave myself a name, seems like it'd be gay to do that.
RIF :angry: :01: :angry:
I know you'd need them for that, I asked if you'd need them all of the time. Like if it would be a continuous and concerted effort which would leave no time for scantily clad schoolgirls.
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Originally Posted by
manker
h5, sista.
Don't worry about the aids spreading and the rapey ministers. In our new secular church, you get prophylactics at the door and the altar boys only get bummed if they make the first move.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F2TVvt2On0
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Re: Does This Ability Require Normal or Above Average Intelligence?
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Originally Posted by
chavis
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Originally Posted by
manker
h5, sista.
Don't worry about the aids spreading and the rapey ministers. In our new secular church, you get prophylactics at the door and the altar boys only get bummed if they make the first move.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F2TVvt2On0
That's the first time I've clicked a jewtube link embedded on fst for ages.
And I was right to do so :smilie4:
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Re: Does This Ability Require Normal or Above Average Intelligence?
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Originally Posted by
manker
RIF :angry: :01: :angry:
I know you'd need them for that, I asked if you'd need them all of the time. Like if it would be a continuous and concerted effort which would leave no time for scantily clad schoolgirls.
Resistance is futile?
I stopped daydreaming school girls, my super persona only focuses on world politics, he doesn't even sleep. You're making it sound fucking sad man, shut the fuck up.
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Re: Does This Ability Require Normal or Above Average Intelligence?
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
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Originally Posted by
manker
RIF :angry: :01: :angry:
I know you'd need them for that, I asked if you'd need them all of the time. Like if it would be a continuous and concerted effort which would leave no time for scantily clad schoolgirls.
Resistance is futile?
I stopped daydreaming school girls, my super persona only focuses on world politics, he doesn't even sleep. You're making it sound fucking sad man, shut the fuck up.
It's alright, he made me sound like a librarian last week. :swear:
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Originally Posted by
Artemis
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
Resistance is futile?
I stopped daydreaming school girls, my super persona only focuses on world politics, he doesn't even sleep. You're making it sound fucking sad man, shut the fuck up.
It's alright, he made me sound like a librarian last week. :swear:
Once in awhile, the primer and top layer come off and we all find out who the true sexual deviant is.
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Re: Does This Ability Require Normal or Above Average Intelligence?
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Originally Posted by
chavis
It's no Brasseye but it'll do.
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Re: Does This Ability Require Normal or Above Average Intelligence?
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
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Originally Posted by
Artemis
It's alright, he made me sound like a librarian last week. :swear:
Once in awhile, the primer and top layer come off and we all find out who the true sexual deviant is.
She sent you pics of her tits as well.
FFS.
I think it's because you and Idol are older than me that you get the sexy time preferential treatment.
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Re: Does This Ability Require Normal or Above Average Intelligence?
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Originally Posted by
manker
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mjmacky
Once in awhile, the primer and top layer come off and we all find out who the true sexual deviant is.
She sent you pics of her tits as well.
FFS.
I think it's because you and Idol are older than me that you get the sexy time preferential treatment.
Older? I thought you were like 70 but suffering from a Peter Pan complex?
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You're just timebending again. Typical Torontarian.
I do indeed plan upon doing that though in the dim and distant future. But you knew that.
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manker
I think it's because you and Idol are older than me that you get the sexy time preferential treatment.
I never assumed older or younger. Let's see if we can figure it out. Does the number that represents your age in terms of years of post natal life start with 2, 3 or 4?
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Re: Does This Ability Require Normal or Above Average Intelligence?
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
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Originally Posted by
manker
I think it's because you and Idol are older than me that you get the sexy time preferential treatment.
I never assumed older or younger. Let's see if we can figure it out. Does the number that represents your age in terms of years of post natal life start with 2, 3 or 4?
We are talking about time, or rather age as a sexual stimulant to Squeamous here i.e. middle aged = good, young, dumb and full of cum = ungood (as in kicked to the kerb, brushed off like yesterdays bruschetta.......I could go on but you get the picture).
I take it one of the main reasons for this attraction to older males is that the chloroform hits them quicker so there is less of a struggle, when they finally piss her off enough to dig up another flagstone on the patio.
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Re: Does This Ability Require Normal or Above Average Intelligence?
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Originally Posted by
Artemis
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
I never assumed older or younger. Let's see if we can figure it out. Does the number that represents your age in terms of years of post natal life start with 2, 3 or 4?
We are talking about time, or rather age as a sexual stimulant to Squeamous here i.e. middle aged = good, young, dumb and full of cum = ungood (as in kicked to the kerb, brushed off like yesterdays bruschetta.......I could go on but you get the picture).
I take it one of the main reasons for this attraction to older males is that the chloroform hits them quicker so there is less of a struggle, when they finally piss her off enough to dig up another flagstone on the patio.
I was just looking for clues to see if manker is my junior or senior since he brought it up. But yeah, I guess that too.