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manker
You're above teh scousers :01:
We're above them in the league too:smilie4:
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krul once again keeping us in it, like. They had a brazillion and one shots and corners.
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Yeah I watched some of it.
And also; Stephen Taylor is on everything now.
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manker
Yeah I watched some of it.
And also; Stephen Taylor is on everything now.
Inorite!1:o
his rapey eyes are disturbing, always have been.
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Proper Bo
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manker
Yeah I watched some of it.
And also; Stephen Taylor is on everything now.
Inorite!1:o
his rapey eyes are disturbing, always have been.
I never really noticed them. Each time he's on telly I think it's you cus you sound and look like him.
Except he's a lot slimmer, obviousment.
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I look nowt like him :o
and unsurprisingly, the professional athlete is slimmer than me, yes:snooty:
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Two peas in a geordie pod.
except liek one of the peas has a double chin and mewb hintage :schnauz:
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manker
Two peas in a geordie pod.
except liek one of the peas has a double chin and mewb hintage :schnauz:
hoi, it's insulation for the grim northern winter
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In case people were all wtf, I shall post the unedited version:
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And also, poove
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:glag:
he's like a white bawa
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mbm = bawa :o
albeit slightly more literate. and white. and less of a virgin.
I wonder why people stop posting here :pinch:
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MBM and Keith Bishop from The Office.
Separated at birth...
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Barbarossa
:glag: :D
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Deadline day today, douchefags.
I have to finish off four sets of accounts, two estimates based on previous years and a few of your common or garden SA100s.
All the preparatory work has been done by hawt burds and I could probably get all that done in four hours or so. Should I get my head down and spend the evening at home with teh missus, or fuck around on the internets all day and work right up until midnight?
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Fuck around on the internets all day, obviously. I can't believe you're even asking the question!
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manker
Deadline day today, douchefags.
I have to finish off four sets of accounts, two estimates based on previous years and a few of your common or garden SA100s.
All the preparatory work has been done by hawt burds and I could probably get all that done in four hours or so. Should I get my head down and spend the evening at home with teh missus, or fuck around on the internets all day and work right up until midnight?
Internets every time.
I'm off today so I shall be mostly getting wopped and watching shite films. The first shite film will be The Return Of Captain Invincible. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086189/reviews
Just remembered about it, having seen it on BBC2 about twenty years ago. This is the nadir of bad taste and should've won an Oscar for Best Use of Christopher Lee in a Non-Dracula Related, Rock and Roll Musical Superhero Spoof Role in 1984.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8W2fkhfFPc
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As ever, fst's collective sagacity has given me a guilt free path to the kind of utopian virtual hinterland that that uninitiated can only dream of.
What I'll actually do, I think, is challenge myself to get the bulk of the work done while chavois is watching Christopher Lee wank and then stretch out a ten minute job to last ten hours.
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chavis
The first shite film will be The Return Of Captain Invincible.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086189/reviews
Just remembered about it, having seen it on BBC2 about twenty years ago. This is the nadir of bad taste and should've won an Oscar for Best Use of Christopher Lee in a Non-Dracula Related, Rock and Roll Musical Superhero Spoof Role in 1984.
To be fair still better than Count Dooku in Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones.
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Barbarossa
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Keith Bishop is a
fictional character in
BBC's
The Office, played by
Ewen MacIntosh. He works as an accountant for the fictional paper merchants Wernham Hogg, as run by
David Brent. An overweight man, his nickname is appropriately 'Big Keith'. A rather dry and emotionless man, Keith rarely (if ever) speaks in any tone other than a flat, monotone voice. His trademark is sitting in the coffee room and making blunt and alarmingly disturbing comments to people whilst they are taking a break. Most notably he commented that in America, "Fanny means your arse over there, not your
minge" to character
Dawn Tinsley, who was planning to move to America. Upon making his inappropriate comments, he is seen to bite into a large
Scotch egg.
Keith seems to have little concern for his career at Wernham Hogg, which he considers a "stopgap". When filling out an employee evaluation form, under "Strengths", he simply put "Accounts" (his job title) and under "Weaknesses", he put "
Eczema". He left the rest of the form blank.[snip some stuff about DJ-ing]...and claims to be a hit with the ladies despite his size.
Not too far off, actually... :O
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I shouldn't have been so blase earlier :dabs:
My son had a nosebleed in school and wanted to see me. I ordinarily wouldn't have minded but it's completely fecked my dicking about on the internets time-slot.
I find myself rather pinched for time.
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:glag: Nice flouncing.
wmanker = poetry
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Referring to your self in the third person. Clever stuff.
I can't believe these horrible people made you post on the internets.
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rejectOfAllah
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manker
I wonder why people stop posting here :pinch:
I can explain that to you, it's because of you and your kind and what you do.
Take my case for example. You took a bloke who couldn't have gave any kind of fuck about Squeamous, and who only wanted her to stay completely away from him. You battered him around for month after month with your twisted fucked up delsional thoughts. She seeing the fun you were all having with screwing around with this bloke, joined in, and he finally gets reduced to actually doing to her what she has been doing to him, and starts insulting her back. Eventually hurting her becomes something really important to him, so much so that he actually starts thinking about how to do it properly... and I mean that seriously... so he leaves.
He is forced to leave because you twisted fucks made someone he was determined to leave behind, into someone he couldn't escape, someone who no matter how hard he tried he couldn't get to stop being insulted about, and insulted by. Until he finally reslised he was seriously starting to lose the plot. Then he leaves because it's the only way of leaving that woman behind, and of stopping himself being inexorably being driven to actually damaging her as he is constantly reminded she has damaged him.
At least that's why I've left.
Have a nice life
wmanker
I really got to you, didn't I.
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That was just a regurgitation of an old fst meme, btw. I can't remember who first said 'I really got to you' but it was funny at the time and oft repeated.
Can't be arsed to post considered replies to drama queens who say they're leaving because they've got new and better friends and then come back and tell you again that they're leaving.
If I'm going to pick on someone in a consistent manner, they can't just hitch up their skirts and leave when the going gets tough. It's just not cricket.
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Told youse he wouldn't last more than 48 hours.
It's prolly cos his internets was disconnected or something that it took him that long.
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Snee
:glag: Nice flouncing.
wmanker = poetry
It's gr8 tho, innit. Each time I get a sworn enemy, they just can't resist the old w(m)anker thing.
Even thought they probably know better, in the end, they're always reduced to it.
I bet you wish you picked the name lunt or ... um ... yeah ... there seems to be a limited supply of handles which require a first letter substitution to become a crude insult :pinch:
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manker
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Snee
:glag: Nice flouncing.
wmanker = poetry
I bet you wish you picked the name lunt or ... um ... yeah ... there seems to be a limited supply of handles which require a first letter substitution to become a crude insult :pinch:
Or you could just cut out the middleman altogether. :smilie4:
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chavis
Told youse he wouldn't last more than 48 hours.
It's prolly cos his internets was disconnected or something that it took him that long.
One has to assume Mrs. Dave is rationing his internets since he had that mental meltdown where he thought you were sending stuttering sibling to Londinium.
Good old stick as she is. Who knows where Dave would be now if it wasn't for her calming influence.
Probably gibbering into an ice cold bottle of meths.
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manker
That was just a regurgitation of an old fst meme, btw. I can't remember who first said 'I really got to you' but it was funny at the time and oft repeated.
billy, innit.
When yon friend dave first popped up years ago (I think) that's who I thought it was, btw.
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manker
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chavis
Told youse he wouldn't last more than 48 hours.
It's prolly cos his internets was disconnected or something that it took him that long.
One has to assume Mrs. Dave is rationing his internets since he had that mental meltdown where he thought you were sending stuttering sibling to Londinium.
Good old stick as she is. Who knows where Dave would be now if it wasn't for her calming influence.
Probably gibbering into an ice cold bottle of meths.
I thought of writing a Day Of The Jackal type pulp story of my silent and efficient murder spree across the Irish Sea for a final Third Man type confrontation with Dave himself in some foggy Whitechapel cranny . Dave's last gurgling words as I twisted the stiletto (I was wearing high heels) were gonna be his password for here, and every time he posted afterwards, I was gonna say he was my sock-puppet.
But I didn't get round to it, cos I couldn't be arsed.
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Snee
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manker
That was just a regurgitation of an old fst meme, btw. I can't remember who first said 'I really got to you' but it was funny at the time and oft repeated.
billy, innit.
When yon friend dave first popped up years ago (I think) that's who I thought it was, btw.
Oh yeah. there are parallels.
Billy pointlessly chiding JP about Catholic priests = Dave thinking chavis gives a fuck when he mentions sectarianism or w.e.
I think Billy is definitely much brighter though. Which is damning Billy with faint praise.
But Dave's mentaler :smilie4:
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chavis
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manker
One has to assume Mrs. Dave is rationing his internets since he had that mental meltdown where he thought you were sending stuttering sibling to Londinium.
Good old stick as she is. Who knows where Dave would be now if it wasn't for her calming influence.
Probably gibbering into an ice cold bottle of meths.
I thought of writing a Day Of The Jackal type pulp story of my silent and efficient murder spree across the Irish Sea for a final Third Man type confrontation with Dave himself in some foggy Whitechapel cranny . Dave's last gurgling words as I twisted the stiletto (I was wearing high heels) were gonna be his password for here, and every time he posted afterwards, I was gonna say he was my sock-puppet.
But I didn't get round to it, cos I couldn't be arsed.
FFS, that would have been fantastic. A fitting epitaph for when he has time to read it in-between high tea with his new and better friends and Yogi.
protip; try Sophie
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manker
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Snee
billy, innit.
When yon friend dave first popped up years ago (I think) that's who I thought it was, btw.
Oh yeah. there are parallels.
Billy pointlessly chiding JP about Catholic priests = Dave thinking chavis gives a fuck when he mentions sectarianism or w.e.
I think Billy is definitely much brighter though. Which is damning Billy with faint praise.
But Dave's
mentaler :smilie4:
That is, quite frankly, unpossible.
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Oh come on. Billy just sat on his farm in Australia making long range death threats and thinking up new and weird ways to circumvent bans.
Dave dressed up in an ecru suit, went outside, knocked on someone's door and arranged himself on a balustrade smoking a cigarette because he thought it would look cool whilst waiting for a reply - and told everyone about it because, and this is the mental bit, he thought people would say something like 'good for you' or 'damn, how brave'.
And then blamed the three or so of us posting at the time for him having done so.
Yon mentalist of yesteryear can't hold a candle to that.
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Yep, on a mental scale of one to ten, one being charmingly quirky and ten being a psychopathic blancmange, Dave is toasted narwhal with psychopathic blancmange tendencies. And custard.
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Pfft. Like billy wouldn't have come visit if we'd been on the same continent.
Also, he internets-stalked people he'd never met for ages and ages. At least dave had met his stalkee beforehand.
I mean, I glagged :earl: at the ecru suit, and again at the double (or is it triple) flounce, and think dave is sort of brilliant in an insane way, but no one will ever replace billy in my heart.
Remember the time sam and cheebus promised billy moderator-ship at t'moderation, then sam took it away at the last moment with an accidental ban? Then there was some really complicated business with sam pretending to be angry with us and starting his own bored, and billy raging like a maniac and it was all an insane blur. It still brings a tear to my eye.
sam's plans were always genius, but that time I couldn't believe billy went for it. It was like he thought it was his due or something.
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Snee
Pfft. Like billy wouldn't have come visit if we'd been on the same continent.
Also, he internets-stalked people he'd never met for ages and ages. At least dave had met his stalkee beforehand.
I mean, I glagged :earl: at the ecru suit, and again at the double (or is it triple) flounce, and think dave is sort of brilliant in an insane way, but no one will ever replace billy in my heart.
Remember the time sam and cheebus promised billy moderator-ship at t'moderation, then sam took it away at the last moment with an accidental ban? Then there was some really complicated business with sam pretending to be angry with us and starting his own bored, and billy raging like a maniac and it was all an insane blur. It still brings a tear to my eye.
sam's plans were always genius, but that time I couldn't believe billy went for it. It was like he thought it was his due or something.
:lol: yeah Sam was pretty mental too. I don't know if Sam was actually angry with us or not, he did destroy t'moderation once when chebus forgot to pay the server fees or something :ermm:
Really though. I think Dave's your actual stream of conciousness mental whereas Billy was more of a keyboard warrior who said a lot of mental things because he knew he was the only person for 500 sq miles so there'd be no comebacks.
People know where Dave lives and I have it on good authority that Thorn was about to duff Dave up :smilie4: