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mjmacky
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Squeamous
All future people should be put in a room with me for 30 minutes, and if they come out in an even or positive mood they shall be allowed to join society :happy:
PS. What's the blog addy again?
You should rethink you're master plan. Basically, you'd have to spend 30 minutes in a room with every idiot coming into existence. Committing them to the void beyond will provide only so much reparation for your destroyed psyche.
http://magnumdave.wordpress.com
He has created a counter blog in his efforts to wash himself clean of the whole situation. I just figured out that's where I found the dead baby story. It looks like he's using a picture of Kirsten Dunst for the header.
for posteriority purposes I'll post that blog too
http://squeamous.wordpress.com
Wait, who am I? Am I Dave or Squeamous? Or Kirsten Dunst? Or Emmanuel Petit? Or all of them? One thing's for sure: I don't care, and I probably never will.
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It's like as if Dave knew I'd be logging on at 5 after I finished work and he was battling against the clock to squeeze as much mental into the time-slot as humanly possible.
Perhaps I should move my family to somewhere safer :stalker:
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manker
It's like as if Dave knew I'd be logging on at 5 after I finished work and he was battling against the clock to squeeze as much mental into the time-slot as humanly possible.
Perhaps I should move my family to somewhere safer :stalker:
Do you even have a basement?
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I do in work.
I've been toying with the idea of turning it into a wankpit so I'm loathe to use that.
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Just partition a bit of it off with a shower curtain, and bung in some soundproofing.......
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Sir, are you insinuating that I'm a noisy wanker.
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I just get that impression :idunno:
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Bet you're like the Sharapova of schlepping :snooty:
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Madam, if a woman orgasms in her bower and there is no-one there to hear it, does she make a sound?
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Is this now the cybering thread cus I've just posted a pic of my bawls in the other one :dabs:
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He's doing it right. If I could get some guitar playing vagina owner to ride me when I posted pish here, I fucking well would.
also, gtgbfnlyl <3
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manker
He's doing it right. If I could get some guitar playing vagina owner to ride me when I posted pish here, I fucking well would.
also, gtgbfnlyl <3
The next time you call playing a video game "guitar playing", I will shove the entirety of a cello up your rectum.
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I completely didn't notice that :pinch:
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manker
I completely didn't notice that :pinch:
I hope that means that you've neither seen nor played Guitar Hero, in which case I envy you.
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I've played it a fair bit. Also, Hank in Californication plays it.
I think from the above we can now safely assume that it's good :smilie4:
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manker
I've played it a fair bit. Also, Hank in Californication plays it.
I think from the above we can now safely assume that it's good :smilie4:
I'd rather just use a controller if I had the game.
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Apologies for reviving an ancient thread but we've just come across Dave ourselves on Twitter. It's highly likely he's keeping an eye on this thread so thought it would be fun to give him the attention he so craves.
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hahaha. Send him our very best regards :3
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We would, but he keeps spam-blocking. It's the only tool he has left to silence all those who oppose The Fuhrer.
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Just leaving this Davemail here.. Attachment 157773
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TIL Dave has women throwing themselves at him. Bet his wife would like to see this... :naughty:
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Seems he has a long history of stalking women. He's definitely married then? Personally I found that difficult to believe, but others assure me he lives off his wifes business.
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He was, at least.
:idunno:
Too much drama.
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Oh he's got drama coming, that's for certain ;)
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Dave isn't on Twitter.
What an appropriate boardname you have.
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OhNoYouHavent
Dave isn't on Twitter.
What an appropriate boardname you have.
Oh, hello Dave.
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billybonehead
Seems he has a long history of stalking women. He's definitely married then? Personally I found that difficult to believe, but others assure me he lives off his wifes business.
He was when he was trying to date a woman who worked for a Charity (the one who gave me all the info about him)
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Never known or tried to date any woman who worked for a charity.
You should have a chat with billynomates, you're as ill-informed as him, you'd get on great.
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Never known or tried to date any woman who worked for a charity.
You should have a chat with billynomates, you're as ill-informed as him, you'd get on great.
If you say so Dave... you know what is funny? ... You logged back on here at the exact time you logged off twitter :-p
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If you say so Dave... you know what is funny? ... You logged back on here at the exact time you logged off twitter :-p
No I didn't, I'm not on Twitter.
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If you say so Dave... you know what is funny? ... You logged back on here at the exact time you logged off twitter :-p
No I didn't, I'm not on Twitter.
Of course you aren't ... everybody believes you David ... its not like you don't lie, is it? What suddenly brought you back here?
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Ewok
Of course you aren't ... everybody believes you David ... its not like you don't lie, is it? What suddenly brought you back here?
I don't care what you believe, you're just another gutless fuckwit, who believes the shit which floats around inside his head is fact, even when there's no evidence to support it.
Why don't you tell us all about how you like to ruin right wing groups, by bullying people who have fuck all to do with rigt wing groups. People who you haven't got the guts to face in person?
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OhNoYouHavent
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Ewok
Of course you aren't ... everybody believes you David ... its not like you don't lie, is it? What suddenly brought you back here?
I don't care what you believe, you're just another gutless fuckwit, who believes the shit which floats around inside his head is fact, even when there's no evidence to support it.
Why don't you tell us all about how you like to ruin right wing groups, by bullying people who have fuck all to do with rigt wing groups. People who you haven't got the guts to face in person?
Bit of a strange thing to say if you aren't who I said you are... Which "right wing groups" are you talking about Dave? Bluehand? ... Praetorian?
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OhNoYouHavent
Warn your bitch twat.
Who is my "bitch twat" Dave??? Why are you so angry that you are making threats about a woman you claim you have never met?
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http://regainyourname.com/news/cyber...nt-a-uk-study/
Pass that along to her, that's what she is guily of and what I shall be pressing for her to be prosecuted with.
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What is absolutely hilarious, is the fact you have hardly been on twitter all day today as you are too busy ranting on here :-)
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OhNoYouHavent
Sorry what is she guilty of exactly??? What exactly has she done to you?
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BZZZT!1! Wrong again. I've never been on twitter.