Welding, I wish I knew how to weld.
There's no reason for it. I just think it's such a bloke thing to be able to do.
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Welding, I wish I knew how to weld.
There's no reason for it. I just think it's such a bloke thing to be able to do.
Change reality freely at my will.
I feel welding is aiming rather low now.Quote:
Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl
Welding ya but would settle for soldering myself .
I can solder, I'm actually very good at it.Quote:
Originally Posted by peat moss
The trick is to use good heat sinks and make the things to be soldered very hot, prior to applying the solder. Otherwise you get "dry" joints.
Hit golf balls consistently.
I went to college to be a welding fabricator. It's fun welding but doesn't seem to last long :dabs:
/edit i hope it's alright saying golf :unsure:
Welding is overrated - its like putting toothpaste on your toothbrush.
Next time your at your mechanics or see someone doing it - simply ask them to teach you - itll only take a minute.
I wish i knew more about physics and chemistry - i wouldnt have to rely on those who do
Yeah, nice beading and penetration on your toothbrush.Quote:
Originally Posted by 100%
I think not, petite chien.
edit-double post
Welding > Brushing your teeth. Fact
you lay the weld in the same sensual wafting motion as you lay strawberry scented soothening oil on the labuli of any willing lady
So where exactly is a lady's labuli.
A picture may help.
Welding is easy,Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
I was self taught the hard way, ended up in hospital twice with arc eye :lol:
great start it was.
The one thing I want to do this summer is start scuba diving, got the opportunity for the first time, so i'm going for it
take you finger,put it on the end of your nose,Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
then slide it downwards slowly
slowly...
carefully avoid the hole(s) on each side
then gently slide down more until you reach your left eyeball
push hard (this may hurt)
squish a little further until you feel the socket behind the eyeball
that is the exact location of "lady's labuli"
:dabs: if you manage to solder yourself, i'd say you aren't very good at itQuote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
So, strange new definition of the word "easy" you're using there.Quote:
Originally Posted by CELEBS
I see the problem we have here.Quote:
Originally Posted by 100%
My eyes are above my nose.
I fell quite weird now.
:glag:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
I would like to able to revoke drivers licenses at will.
ANYONE that brakes to a greenlight should never be allowed to drive again.
When approaching an intersection one should automatically pick a line of demarcation based on the standard length of a yellow light and traffic speed.
If you pass this line you can "make" the light.
If you are behind it, a caution signal indicates that you should brake.
One should NEVER drive thinking that the whole system is arbitrary and unpredictable.
Clueless people should be taking the bus.
:rage against idiots in machines that can kill:
I'd like to be able to do a handstand. :unsure:
I'd like to be able to make my arm turn into a sonic cannon at will.
:lol: what am I like,Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
but I don't know how to rephrase it.
Ok.... It was hard for the first week, then it was Easy :lol:
I'd like to be able to survive without breathing. It may not seem like a good thing to most, but to someone that grew up with asthma, difficulty breathing can make you frantic. With no need for it at all, things would be alot easier, swimming for example.
Realistically? I don't know. Maybe go without being ill, but that could just be the after-effects from last night talking. I can think of many fantasical things I'd like to be able to do.
:shuriken:
To make both my elbows meet.
I'd like to be able to punt a kitten through a rugby goal.
I'm sure that may be fun for you, but I bet he would rather dislike it.Quote:
Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl
:dabs:
Invite them both to dinner, without telling the other one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark Steno
Who knows what kismet may occur. :wub:
LOL :lol:
I'd quite like to be able to shit money, but no matter how hard I try, I cannot. :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Seriously, I'd quite like to be able to invent stuff, and build robots, etc. I'd like to be able to build a kick-ass robot and then pwn everything else on robot wars :01:
That started to sound rather geeky there, mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
No offence and all that.
Building the robot would involve a fair amount of welding.
Yeah, and also, you know when they say "Deactivate Robots" at the end of thefightpwnage, mine would refuse to deactivate, and then wreak swathes of havoc and carnage across the studio audience. And Craig Charles. :dabs:
Ah, there's a load of welding involved. You didn't mention that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Welding cancels any geek factor. As does your crazed deathbot.
Worst joke ever. :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Damnatory
Ever is a bit harsh.
:shuriken:
Can you let it slide, just this once?Quote:
Originally Posted by MagicNakor
I've not got enough room to fit a pic of SGG on my sig as well.
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Just this once then.
:shuriken:
Oh yeah, special treatment for the lasses.Quote:
Originally Posted by MagicNakor
Actually, it was manker's fancy pants. :naughty:
:shuriken: