Originally Posted by manker
I used to go out with a blonde for maybe a month. She had a Renault 5 :dabs:
One night, late, she'd broken down coming back from a nightclub in Swansea with her friends. She phoned me up and asked if I'd go and pick them up. I agreed and asked what services they were in - one of her friends in the background said "It begins with a 'G', some fucking Welsh word'"
"Gorseinion?" I offered.
"No, gwasanaethau" (Welsh for services) came the reply.
I laughed and pointed out her folly, her reply was 'Don't make me look stupid in front of my friends - you think you know everything, wanker'.
I said; 'Right, no problem - make sure you don't get back in the car because it might explode, I'll be there in half hour or so'.
I switched my mobile off and went back to bed, obviousement :dabs: