Manker?

You no touch smoke still?

I have the occasional lapse when I'm in the pub but I divvent smurk at hurm, like.

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Originally Posted by manker

I have the occasional lapse when I'm in the pub but I divvent smurk at hurm, like.

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:no2: :cawk:

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by manker

I have the occasional lapse when I'm in the pub but I divvent smurk at hurm, like.

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:no2: :cawk:

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A pat on the back would have been nice, dad :emo:

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:no2: :cawk:

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A pat on the back would have been nice, dad :emo:

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What, for still smoking. How would that work well.

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Originally Posted by manker

A pat on the back would have been nice, dad :emo:

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What, for still smoking. How would that work well.

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I only smoke now when I'm absolutely twatted, which is at most twice a week and only for a short time at the end of the night, if at all - whereas before, I was smoking more than 20 cigarettes every day.

I've made myself a little badge which says; 'I've been brave' :smilie4:

Well done manky, I wish I could get round to trying to stop (lights a fag).

Thanks, mam :emo:

A sword is fine too, manker.

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Originally Posted by Dark Steno

A pork sword is fine too, manker.

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:O

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Originally Posted by JPaul

What, for still smoking. How would that work well.

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I only smoke now when I'm absolutely twatted, which is at most twice a week and only for a short time at the end of the night, if at all - whereas before, I was smoking more than 20 cigarettes every day.

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Clever boy.

I suppose you've become a social smoker.

I saw a video of me smoking, I was all like 'wtf' but then I kinda remembered that I do occasionally bum fags toward the end of a night.



So anyway, I digress.

Yeah, I guess I'm a social smoker - but only when twatted.

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Originally Posted by manker

I saw a video of me smoking, I was all like 'wtf' but then I kinda remembered that I do occasionally bum fags toward the end of a night.



So anyway, I digress.

Yeah, I guess I'm a social smoker - but only when twatted.

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Just don't buy a packet under any circumstances.

However if you do, give the remainder to someone before you go home.

Do not take a packet home, even part used.

If you take a packet home you are a smoker again. Fact.

And also, well done btw like.

Thanx :blushing:

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Thanx :blushing:

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Not at all, fair's fair. I lot of folk didn't think you had the spunk for it.

There can be no doubt any more.

Question - Is manker full of spunk?

Answer - Yes indeed, more spunk than you can shake a stick at.

Crowd - Huzzah.

Fade to the sight of the young Welsh banker, arms in the air, a tear in his eye.

That's not a tear you see there, shimmering in my eye - it's pure, unadulterated spunk.

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Originally Posted by manker

That's not a tear you see there, shimmering in my eye - it's pure, unadulterated spunk.

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I was taking about the other eye.

I quit smoking too. Do I get a cheer as well?
After all, I did it without the help of the board :snooty:

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

I quit smoking too. Do I get a cheer as well?
After all, I did it without the help of the board :snooty:

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Yeah but it's easier for women to give up.

Rubbish. I gave up for four months.

Then met manker who forced me to smoke.


I've nearly given up again.

Forced, puh. You were begging for it.

Begging? Pah! I recall restraints and an inverted funnel.

Sounds hawt :kiss:


I'm gonnae start training myself to remember stuff.

You forced an entire pack of twenty into my mouth and told me to suck, whilst laughing maniacally dressed in a suit made of Leeks and Daffodils, you sick welsh puppy.

Or was that a Nicotene-patch induced hallucination?