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Ok... Let's deliver our best changing lightbulb jokes! I got a few nice ones and ONE I consider THE BEST changing lightbulb joke EVER...
1. How many Ivy Leaguers does it take to change a lightbulb?
It only takes ONE, he just holds the bulb and the world revolves around him!
2. How many male chauvenists does it take to change a lightbulb?
NONE! In MY HOUSE, DAT'S a WOMAN'S JOB!
3. How many Feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
TWO, one to change the bulb, and the other to write about how the BULB is exploiting the SOCKET...
4. How many irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
TEN! One to hold the buld and NINE to drink until the room begins to spin!
5. How many gorillas does it take to change a lightbulb?
Well it only takes one, but it takes A LOT of lightbulbs..... :blink: eeeeh...
6. How many TEAMSTERS does it take to change a lightbulb?
One lightbulb? It's gonna take FOURTEEN TEAMSTERS at time and a half... You got a problem with that?
We can start in a MONTH... Take it or leave it...
7. How many Folk Singers, (Folk until you Croak), does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, one to change the bulb, and the other to sing about how much better the old bulb was....
8. How many Punk Rockers does it take to change a light bulb?
TWO, one the change the bulb and the othere KICK THE FUCKING CHAIR AWAAAAAY!!
And now.. the BEST changing lightbulb joke... (that I believe anyways)
8. How many STRAIGHT WAITERS in Toronto does it take to change a lightbulb?
(I know it's a contradiction in terms, there's NO SUCH THING as a straight waiter in Toronto).. Butt....
The answer is: "Nevermind how it got in there doctor, just TAKE IT OUT!" :huh:
And the doctor replies, "EW! You've GOT to stop going to those parties!"
I'll have more.. give us your best! Please stick to the topic!