braking into her home at night and jizzing in her hair while she sleeps is not a plan.
i have about £18 cash on me, anything more and we'll have to stop at a cash machine on the way.
don't let me down interwebs.
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braking into her home at night and jizzing in her hair while she sleeps is not a plan.
i have about £18 cash on me, anything more and we'll have to stop at a cash machine on the way.
don't let me down interwebs.
Oh god what have i done!??? :o
damn you penis!!!!!!! :fist:
No ideas to help, but if you suceed we want video and pics.
Does she have to be conscious ? unconscious removes alot of obstacles and the 18quid could be spent on the necessary potion to achieve this, however it does tend to cut down on the amount of responsiveness you are going to get from the encounter ? :blink:
name u r girl friend "katy perry" :D
lily allen's cock hungry as fuck, just ask her and she'll say yes. Duffy, you'll need to kidnap her parents and tell her what'll happen to them if she doesn't play along - i'll keep an eye on them while you finish up :teamwork:
Pics of liek everything mentioned thus far, plz.
Dress up like a girl put on some sleep inducing lip stick and kiss her. Once you've dragged her motionless body off to a secluded area, have some fun ;)
Just show her your penis Mouldy, that should do it. Although I would give it a shave first, no lady likes stubble rash.
i shaved my balls yesterday, true story :smilie4:
Yeah, she looks like she could get down that far :yup:
Hello Skweeky!
Have you been making full use of The Penis in my absence, old bean?
Naturally! I have been spanking it every day.
Oh no! I bet it's worn to a stump :(.
No no, I've been making him work out. Dumbells and everything.
Doesn't Katheryn list Dogging as one of her hobbies?