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What do you do in prison?
I'm wondering how a typical inmate would spend his day...do they get assigned jobs? or just spend all their time in their cell? can they bring in entertainment like laptops or tv's? (I know they can read or listen to music) I'm sure they get a social room and have a few hours a day in there and lunch... but im more wondering if they actually spend most of their time in the cell or doign assinged tasks...
I ask this because I'm watching role models, and was thinking, hmm whats worse, a month in county, or having to babysit kids 40 hours a week. I'm sure prison is worse, but I don't know since I aint no gansta.
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Re: What do you do in prison?
Wake up, have a wank. Have a piss, have a shower, have a wank. Get breakfast, have a wank. Play snooker, have a wank until lunch time. Get lunch, have a wank. Play cards, have a wank. Get dinner, have a wank. Play draughts, have a wank. Get locked up, have a wank before bed.
Prison is a pile of wank.
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How does one know this chavmeister?
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Well it depends on what prison, what you did, what class of inmate you are. The variables determine if you get a job or not and how much time out of your cell you get.
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Skweeky
How does one know this chavmeister?
I used to watch Prisoner Cell Block H, innit.
That was a pile of wank too, like.
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chalice
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Skweeky
How does one know this chavmeister?
I used to watch Prisoner Cell Block H, innit.
That was a pile of wank too, like.
Your right chalice. Having that many ugly women couldn't have been done without camera trickery.
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApkQ4Gu2A20[/youtube]
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWmJlSkFdNI&feature=related[/youtube]
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chalice
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Originally Posted by
Skweeky
How does one know this chavmeister?
I used to watch Prisoner Cell Block H, innit.
That was a pile of wank too, like.
'sake
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Man, you guys make prison sound HORRIBLE
So Detale, lets say county jail for a few months
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It's not meant to be fun, like:unsure:
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Col. Skillz
Man, you guys make prison sound HORRIBLE
Matter fact they make it sound better than it is. The're living out the bad parts where you get hustled and provoked by gangs every once in a while.
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Plot to take over the world?
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Col. Skillz
Man, you guys make prison sound HORRIBLE
So Detale, lets say county jail for a few months
Are as stupid as you sound? You sound so Irish, you may be drunk asking that question, I coulnd't find another reason.
Prison=total absense of freedom
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pentomato
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Originally Posted by
Col. Skillz
Man, you guys make prison sound HORRIBLE
So Detale, lets say county jail for a few months
Are as stupid as you sound? You sound so Irish, you may be drunk asking that question, I coulnd't find another reason.
Prison=total absense of freedom
Are you confusing the Italian flag he has, with the irish flag(It also says Italian above it)?
Just wondering if you are incredibly stupid, racist or both.
I don't actually need an answer to the first one.
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Stay out of every ones way and don't drop the soap .
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callum
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pentomato
Are as stupid as you sound? You sound so Irish, you may be drunk asking that question, I coulnd't find another reason.
Prison=total absense of freedom
Are you confusing the Italian flag he has, with the irish flag(It also says Italian above it)?
Just wondering if you are incredibly stupid, racist or both.
I don't actually need an answer to the first one.
Racist? Is he black? lol lol
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Bum!
You could bum!
Lots and lots of bumming!
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pentomato
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Originally Posted by
Col. Skillz
Man, you guys make prison sound HORRIBLE
So Detale, lets say county jail for a few months
Are as stupid as you sound? You sound so Irish, you may be drunk asking that question, I coulnd't find another reason.
Prison=total absense of freedom
You're an idiot, and a racist. I was referring to those damn terrible prisoner cell block H vids, and joking about it.
And yes, Prison = total absence of freedom. Doesn't mean you can't do what's allowed, which was the question.
Don't be such a troll, and yes, I am black. Dark as night, and I enjoy watching all those court shows. A black Italian.
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Well here in the USA everybody is Irish this weekend.
Stop been a victim and an idiot bro, chill out, only an idiot would ask such a stupid question. Why don't you rob a bank and go to jail, then you would meet Buba, and drop the soap.
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pentomato
Well here in the USA everybody is Irish this weekend.
Stop been a victim and an idiot bro, chill out, only an idiot would ask such a stupid question. Why don't you rob a bank and go to jail, then you would meet Buba, and drop the soap.
What is your problem fruitboy? You waltz in here and have a pop at someone who asks a decent (if slightly weird) question and then go on about his nationality?
Are you lining yourself up for a hounding?
You come out with the most inappropriate comments all the bloody time and are surprised people don't like you.
Or maybe you are doing it on purpose and actually enjoy the humiliation.
Weirdo.
Don't bother replying to it, I'm putting you on my ignore list.
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Thanks Skweeky =) I was curious because I was watching Role Models, so yeah weird or not, I've heard different stories about what prisoners can actually do while in da slammer and wanted to find out a little more.
anyway, back on topic!
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That made me lol :earl:
I'm sure Kev would enjoy this.
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In general I would try to stay out of it. It must be hard to find and make good friends in prison (which is not to say there aren't good people locked up, such is the human condition) at least friends who aren't likely to end up there again unless they correct their ways.
In any case I would think prison to be a good place to catch up on serious reading. You can read outside though, which is why staying free is still clearly the advantage (anal virginity, as well as mental stability are two factors also at stake).
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Happy St patricks day everyone, vodka would do god to all of you to cool down.
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lamuller
Happy St patricks day everyone, vodka would do god to all of you to cool down.
To be sure threatening them with a good goding will sort them out.
Vodka? On St Pat's day? Shome Mishtake Shurley
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lamuller
Happy St patricks day everyone, vodka would do god to all of you to cool down.
Yeah, let's all have a vodka to celebrate st patrick's day :unsure:
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Or maybe some of that whiskie she was talking about earlier?
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More to the point, none of us are irish, like.
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I used to be but I'm an American lesbian now. So I'm not biting ce soir, like.
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Marijo is a friend of mine, she is a psychologist.
Everyday she goes to the prison the predict the suicide potential of convicts.
She is wonderful to talk to.
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Is she the keeper of the pipe as well Z?
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I have no clue what keeper of pipe means.
Yet her "predictions" must require some effort yes.
In relation to life like.