Where have you been!? :eyebrows:
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Where have you been!? :eyebrows:
yeah you better run. racist. :snooty:
A typical mulder hello RL's been a tad interesting, but all's good now. How's the wench chase been .. caught any yet ;)
Mulder, have you ever considered starting like a business? You could teach other guys how to get laid.
I could tewtally be your manager.
Isn't that French for threesome. :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Go on my son.
Manager a trois, so to speak.
:lol:
Indeed.
I don't know what that means but i'm all kinds of in :smilie4:
did i mention i have a date lined up for tomorrow with a vagina attached to a female? :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4:
That made me :lol: :earl:
true though, and she's nice looking - i've even prepared a semi already in anticipation :smilie4:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3126/...b761ec8af8.jpg
whats he chasing wrenchs just look in the damn tool box
Is that even legal?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
my date went really well thanks for asking, you cunts. :snooty:
saw her again last night and seeing her again Saturday, think that's when i'll strike... :sneaky:
what's a subtle but nice way of saying i want you to sit on my face? :eyebrows:
"your hair looks nice, sit on my face" :smilie4:
"the sea looks really calm today and sit on my face" :smilie4:
...they can't fail! :o
You mean she's holding off for the 3rd date like? I thought you only went out with slags?
Try saying it in French?
slags >*
this one isn't though, yet... :sly:
I like to see you doing good for society. Keep up the good work!
Talking of dates - how did the roller blading thing go? I missed the outcome of that. Is it possible to sexy time on roller blades*
*not safe sex
She dumped him for being too awesome (read: pervy)
pervy/awesome - genius/madman It is one of those things isn't it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Yes, yes it is Les.
See, I know these things.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
What happened to JP? Has he got an extra paper round to chip in to buy the Hoops some decent players?
I heard he's now got so much money that it's blocking his doors from the inside. For some reason he likes to have it all in pound coins.
Pound coins are safer - much harder to make off with one's stash if it weighs 37 tonnes.
Good point. D'you think he employs dwarfs to guard it all?
FFS! Why would he not?Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Sorry Les, I didn't think that one through.
i don't think kallie liked my thread, i need to win her back somehow... :eyebrows:
I know, I'll make another fred - it can't fail. :smilie4:
Maybe you should send her a pic of your peen. Put a condom on it though, just to be safe.