Ok, I`ll leave myself open for ridicule here, but what`s the stupidest question a noob has ever asked you?
(And don`t put this one - it`s SO predictable!)
;)
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Ok, I`ll leave myself open for ridicule here, but what`s the stupidest question a noob has ever asked you?
(And don`t put this one - it`s SO predictable!)
;)
Dunno bout stupid, but the "how do you like my avatar" question is pretty annoying! <_<
'How do you post in this forum?' :P :P :P
one question was "when i look at task manager, a process called "system idle" is using 99% of my cpu. what does this do"?
:rolleyes:
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Originally posted by bigboab@4 October 2003 - 13:27
'How do you post in this forum?' :P :P :P
I like the system idle one! Reminds me of "where`s the any key?!"
"What's a noob?" ...classic :D
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Originally posted by Spendog@4 October 2003 - 19:32
I like the system idle one! Reminds me of "where`s the any key?!"
I missed that one. Where is it? :unsure:
You know, that old classic - my PC says to hit any key to continue and I can`t find the any key....
No?
:blink:
But where is it :blink:Quote:
Originally posted by Spendog@4 October 2003 - 19:51
You know, that old classic - my PC says to hit any key to continue and I can`t find the any key....
No?
:blink:
But where is it :blink: [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by callum+4 October 2003 - 20:06--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (callum @ 4 October 2003 - 20:06)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Spendog@4 October 2003 - 19:51
You know, that old classic - my PC says to hit any key to continue and I can`t find the any key....
No?
:blink:
i can't find it either...should i get a new keyboard?
:blink:
i can't find it either...should i get a new keyboard?Quote:
Originally posted by 3rd gen noob+4 October 2003 - 20:09--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (3rd gen noob @ 4 October 2003 - 20:09)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by callum@4 October 2003 - 20:06
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@4 October 2003 - 19:51
You know, that old classic - my PC says to hit any key to continue and I can`t find the any key....
No?
:blink:
But where is it :blink:
:blink: [/b][/quote]
That could be it, my keyboard is quite old and I can't find it anywhere.
Spendog dosen't seem to know either.
Try holding down the A, N and Y keys, then press enter ;)
That could be it, my keyboard is quite old and I can't find it anywhere.Quote:
Originally posted by callum+4 October 2003 - 20:10--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (callum @ 4 October 2003 - 20:10)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by 3rd gen noob@4 October 2003 - 20:09
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Originally posted by callum@4 October 2003 - 20:06
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Quote:
@4 October 2003 - 19:51
You know, that old classic - my PC says to hit any key to continue and I can`t find the any key....
No?
:blink:
But where is it :blink:
i can't find it either...should i get a new keyboard?
:blink:
Spendog dosen't seem to know either. [/b][/quote]
i just phoned microsoft tech support and they couldn't give me an answer...
:blink:
my "n" key fell off and now i can't use itQuote:
Originally posted by __eric__@4 October 2003 - 20:12
Try holding down the A, N and Y keys, then press enter ;)
help
:blink:
I think this should be moved to hardware world.Quote:
Originally posted by 3rd gen noob@4 October 2003 - 20:12
i just phoned microsoft tech support and they couldn't give me an answer...
:blink:
There doesn't appear to be anything in the Microsoft FAQ about N keys falling of :huh:
...try gluing it back on ;)
arrrgh...:angry:Quote:
Originally posted by __eric__@4 October 2003 - 20:16
There doesn't appear to be anything in the Microsoft FAQ about N keys falling of :huh:
...try gluing it back on ;)
now my finger is glued to my head and the "n" key is still broken
help, please... :blink:
This is what it looks like.
http://image.uploader.net/uploaded/CJ04T141.jpg
It's beautiful...
ah...what a thing of beauty
shame i still can't use the "n" key and my finger is still glued to my head
:blink:
oh, and i can't find the "any" key on my keyboard still...
Sorry guys, had to go get beer! The anykey is in fact A,N and Y but it`s not shift you need to hold down when pressing them, it`s Ctrl.
Hope that helps
;)
Now were getting somewhere, but now i can't find the and keyQuote:
Originally posted by Spendog@4 October 2003 - 20:23
Sorry guys, had to go get beer! The anykey is in fact A,N and Y but it`s not shift you need to hold down when pressing them, it`s Ctrl.
Hope that helps
;)
Shift and 7.... it`s very simple really!
:)
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ok, it wasnt a question, but it just popped up a sec ago.
these annoy me. :angry:
Ok, now I`m confused!
The funniest thing I've ever heard is that a woman had just bought a computer for the first time, and she phoned up the technical support line saying that she could not get the "foot-pedal" to work !!! :lol: :D It turned out that she was talking about the mouse !! :lol:
I suspect it's probably because the woman was used to using an electric sewing machine which has a foot-pedal, and it looks a bit like a mouse, just a bit bigger though. I had to do textile lessons at school, and we used one then.
Reminds me of the woman who phoned technical support complaining that her 'cup holder' had broken.......
Yes, I`m talking about the CD drive!!!
How stupid can you get?!
;)
I once new a bloke that glued his mouse ball into place to stop it getting stolen <_<
When my grandparents bought there computer i was helping them set it up (dnt know why i'm as useless as they are!) i happened to mention to my grandad about there being a mouse in the box somewhere and the next thing i knew he'd run off to get a broom to squash it with!!! :lol:
:D :rolleyes:
hi dan
where ya been hidin'? :P
I been hiding in my bed. I havent been too well this week.
how are you?
im not feelin' too hot today.
my stomach really hurts.
gonna make some dinner any second....
...any second now. :D
(missed you squire, hope youre on the mend.)
Dinner would probably help, i'm waiting for ASDA to turn up with our shopping, We havent done any for 3 weeks and we went really overboard this time and we got lots of treats on the way.
hope your tyummy ache doesnt turn into anything else. i had a biit of a cold Sunday/Monday then it all went down hill. Have antibitics to take that are HUGE look like a liqorice comfort for a giant!
thanks lilmiss, its nice to know :)
Hey i was watching this tv show and this guy was having an operation and the stupid ass surgen left this big 14inch (36cm) metal thingy'magig in this guys chest and they found out and then they took it out but then he got flesh eating bacteria that turned his insides to gooooooooooo..... :o He didn't die though. :lol:
Eurgh! :o i hope its nothing like that!!
you havent been operated on recently have you lilmiss?
:huh: If he'd made a question of this he might have been back on topic, sort of :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by nightryder@5 October 2003 - 14:06
Hey i was watching this tv show and this guy was having an operation and the stupid ass surgen left this big 14inch (36cm) metal thingy'magig in this guys chest and they found out and then they took it out but then he got flesh eating bacteria that turned his insides to gooooooooooo..... :o He didn't die though. :lol:
possibly. hi SnnY
Hullo! :)
Snny i'm scared :(