In this one you can say as you please,
Just had a sandwich with cheese,
Wanna talk babe,
she'd better be in shape,
Doesn't matter what you write,
It may be fun, it may be shite,
THIS IS POETIC CHALLENGE LITE!!!!!(++)
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In this one you can say as you please,
Just had a sandwich with cheese,
Wanna talk babe,
she'd better be in shape,
Doesn't matter what you write,
It may be fun, it may be shite,
THIS IS POETIC CHALLENGE LITE!!!!!(++)
This klite forum is cool
Except for scotchguy hes a fool
I have nothing else to say
Oh wait ill show you my other poem OK ?
Im reloading my gun
To start shooting agian
Im going to have some fun
Because im going to shoot my freind
He will begg me to stop
Or he will call a cop
I will just laugh at his face
Because im a mental case
He really pissed me off
My dear old freind
He will now get shot
BANG
THE END!
It might be a little crazy
but its better than writing about a daisy
you guys can flame me all you want
You can even call me a cont ( sorry :blink: )
Okay, so from now on you're called cont,Quote:
It might be a little crazy
but its better than writing about a daisy
you guys can flame me all you want
You can even call me a cont ( sorry )
i'll just say this real upfront,
This thread is really not to flame,
But i won't dare and blame,
Cos Sc**** said some really nasty shit,
But next time do it with some whit.....
Sensual gardening I have not done
Don't want no onion up my bum !
Give me credit or a wad of cash
And I'll visit the grocer for my stash....
Of veggies that is, clean up your mind !
How do you like my silly rhyme ?
:P
could not resist to post in here,
and give a toast - a mighty cheer,
the ideas come and never cease,
the lounge is where you find your peace,
whilst sitting on your rear.
so drink my friends and sit thee down,
though thoughts may differ i will not frown,
my friend you are and allways be,
and in the end we all will see,
that all may wear the crown.
a final note to finish off,
and so i say - excuse the cough,
be glad you found a resting place,
somewhere out there in cyberspace,
no more - yepp - thats enough.
k-lite serenade.
Peace
UKMan
Oh, Riddler, Riddler, my good friend,Quote:
Originally posted by Riddler@28 October 2003 - 15:50
Sensual gardening I have not done
Don't want no onion up my bum !
Give me credit or a wad of cash
And I'll visit the grocer for my stash....
Of veggies that is, clean up your mind !
How do you like my silly rhyme ?
:P
Your poetry is heaven sent.....
And though i sense you're female side,
keep on rhyming, it's your right!!!
:P Yogi
If that isn't UKman,Quote:
Originally posted by UKMan@28 October 2003 - 15:54
could not resist to post in here,
and give a toast - a mighty cheer,
the ideas come and never cease,
the lounge is where you find your peace,
whilst sitting on your rear.
so drink my friends and sit thee down,
though thoughts may differ i will not frown,
my friend you are and allways be,
and in the end we all will see,
that all may wear the crown.
a final note to finish off,
and so i say - excuse the cough,
be glad you found a resting place,
somewhere out there in cyberspace,
no more - yepp - thats enough.
k-lite serenade.
Peace
UKMan
showing what he really can
do with words that really rhyme
I like my wodka with some Lime!!!
http://www.katlurkin.com/smiley/anim...ley3/witch.gif
Yogi :rolleyes:
ukman that was really good
Please make some more I think you should
I cant make good rhymes because i suck
the only words i can think of now are fuck and duck
I wish i could rhyme just like you
its getting late i can just write a few
I think its fun to talk like this
Oh shit ill be back i need to do a piss
Hey, what are you ranting you can't rhyme!Quote:
Originally posted by neattairoski@28 October 2003 - 16:14
ukman that was really good
Please make some more I think you should
I cant make good rhymes because i suck
the only words i can think of now are fuck and duck
I wish i could rhyme just like you
its getting late i can just write a few
I think its fun to talk like this
Oh shit ill be back i need to do a piss
you really show it's not a crime,
So when you return from losing piss,
Write another, i won't miss.......
B) Yogi
Oh SensualGardening i must praise,Quote:
Originally posted by SensualGardening@28 October 2003 - 16:10
If that isn't UKman,
showing what he really can
do with words that really rhyme
I like my wodka with some Lime!!!
http://www.katlurkin.com/smiley/anim...ley3/witch.gif
Yogi :rolleyes:
you've lightened up these autumn days,
your witt is sharp the idea great,
you truly are a cybermate,
i hope its not a phase.
neattairoski dont dispair,
you really tried that shows you care,
it dosnt matter - words no amount,
or ryme itself just does not count,
participate with flare.
Peace
UKMan
Ohhh, UKman, Ohhh, UKman, you make me shy,
too much compliments will make me cry,
And sure, my friend, this is a phase*,
But it'll be a loooong one
Cos i like it when you praise........
http://www.katlurkin.com/smiley/anim...iley6/grin.gif
Yogi
*My last phase took a year or five,
But in the lounge i feel alive!!!
Good night people
Im of to bed
im getting tired
feels like im gonna drop dead
When the sun rises
I will be back
goodnight again
Im gonna hit the sack
Thanks for being nice
and not being meen
im really of to bed
to dream about models in cream
i hope that others join us soon,
in this poetic k-lite room,
my head is spinning round and round,
trying hard to find a sound,
that rymes with room and soon.
but after all is said and done,
this really is most joyfull fun,
so join in folks and donate all,
and show your brains are on the ball,
accept the challenge and come.
Peace
UKMan
The UKMan he lives in Sweden
With all those blondes it must be Eden
It surely must be a case for Holmes
How UKMan can write these poems
He likes his music, he likes to DJ
If we don't like it we'll give him leeway
I hope there's someone else out there
Who can write some verse so we can stare
The time for Witching is nearly upon us
So a spooky tale will do the honours
So come on folks and lend a hand
Make a rhyme cause this is bland
hello everyone. :D
hows your day?
ive just popped in,
to have a play.
congratulations on
such a unique thread.
but trying to form a sentance,
is damaging my head.
should i lie down,
or think i while.
for an witty poem,
i'd end up with piles. :blink:
maybe i should just,
leave it to the experts.
all this rhyming,
makes my brain cells hurt. :huh:
Quote:
hello everyone.
hows your day?
ive just popped in,
to have a play.
congratulations on
such a unique thread.
but trying to form a sentance,
is damaging my head.
should i lie down,
or think i while.
for an witty poem,
i'd end up with piles.
maybe i should just,
leave it to the experts.
all this rhyming,
makes my brain cells hurt.
Everyone 's a poet, baby, that's no lie,
her sig shows lillmiss just the way,
don't ask me why....... :P
Everone 's a poet, baby, you just try,
Lillmiss' brain will really fry,
and make my day,
And Now EveryOne!!!!
Everyone 's a poet, baby, that's no lie,
When even Lilmiss makes us cry,
Oh, me, oh, my,
Oh, my, oh, me,
This thread will set you really free!!!!
:P Yogi
aww...now how sweet. :)
thats really made me blush.
dunno how to thank you,
except write some mush.
or we could roll a fattie,
and set her own fire.
i'll use my own stuff,
and we can get higher. :blink:
tanks again yogi.
you've made an ole girl smile.
think i'll be in a good mood,
for quite a while. :D
Lilmiss, you are welcomeQuote:
aww...now how sweet. :)
thats really made me blush.
dunno how to thank you,
except write some mush.
or we could roll a fattie,
and set her on fire.
i'll use my own stuff,
and we can get higher. :blink:
thanks again yogi.
you've made an ole girl smile.
think i'll be in a good mood,
for quite a while. :D
Allways felt a bond for some
Mysterious reason
And then some.....
Me fattie is on fire now
Me feelin Woopsy-Wow
you know how....
http://www.pot-tv.net/
Yogi :P
http://www.pot-tv.net/images/pot-tv_blackicon57.gif
wow - mrcall1969,
just sat right down and wrote some lines,
i thank him dearly but thought it through,
these fair haired swedes aint gotta clue.
blonde on top but dark inside,
all these years i sure have tried,
they catch you with their georgous bods,
then strangle you those sexy sods.
sherlock holmes you mentioned here,
he didnt help - hes such a dear,
go right ahead was all he said,
i have to solve a case instead.
Peace
UKMan
i have to say im quite impressed,
with lilmiss she must be blessed,
but hang on folks do i detect,
a love match here must be correct.
SensualGardening and lilmiss,
have made a hit now wheres that kiss,
or are they stoned and lying down,
each others arms they may be found.
this truly is a marvelous place,
two people found in cyberspace,
what words and words alone can do,
that peace exists - believe me - its true.
Peace
UKMan
Wow, Lilmiss, is this true
Feel those vibes come throug??
I'm not sure and somewhat shy
UKman is really such a guy
But there's really thingz to tell
Me allready relationwise quite well
Though our connection may be clear http://cannabisculture.com/uploads/703571-lsxbr4.jpgAnd we think eachother dear
It'll just be here,
the lounge, our cyberflow
Our virtua-kisses will forever glow....................
This was written with someones heartbreak in mind :lol:
Down through the years, love's brought us tears
Through death and tragedy
With that in mind, I'll try and find
A word of sympathy.
Adam and Eve, the first to mind
The leaders of them all
Till an apple tempted them
It led to their downfall,
Then Hero and Leander
Their love was sealed by Fates
When the water swallowed him
In the Dardanellae straits.
There was Philemon and Baucis
They could not be separated
So they ended up as a pair of trees
As Zeus and Hermes stated.
Pyrams and Thisbe had to flee
Their love was not consented
Pyramus died by his own sword
Thisbe died demented.
Samson loved Delilah true
He was at her beck and call
She cut his hair till he was bare
It nearly was his downfall
Antony had his Cleo true
But off to war he went
Cleo's heart was broke in two
So an asp was heaven sent.
Romeo love Juliet
Their families were not so keen though
So they made a pact to end it all
It was so sad to see them go.
Robin had his merry men
He also had Maid Marian
The Sheriff tried to thwart it all
Because he was loves rapscallion.
Victoria had her Albert true
He died when they were younger
It so broke her heart to be apart
That she dressed in black forever.
More up to date Titanic came
The ending was a shocker
But the worst of all, along came Paul
To banish the love of Clocker
BBKL2003
T
Oh, me, oh, my,
This is soooo sad
And though the rhyme is not half bad
I wish thee follow up with cheer
Cos us poets like it joyous here......
MOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
yeegads bigboab may i say,
your pen is quick this very day,
those tales thee tell of olden passion,
may never ever go out of fashion.
allthough so sad of love thee tell,
its true love is a living hell,
salute thee i do willingly,
but love is all that makes us free.
Peace
UKMan
Thank you kind sir. But Clocker's youngQuote:
Originally posted by UKMan@28 October 2003 - 21:30
those tales thee tell of olden passion,
You better duck below the dung
Thank you kind sir. But has Clocker seen this line of yours? :lol: [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by bigboab+28 October 2003 - 22:43--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 28 October 2003 - 22:43)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-UKMan@28 October 2003 - 21:30
those tales thee tell of olden passion,
RHYME-ALERT: to BigBoab we should say
Make it rhyme or spoil our day
But we know thee edit soon
Or you are a big buffoon.............
Although I try to make it rhyme
I cannot do it all the time
If you try to make me change my verse
I will come right in and kick your erse* ( *Scottish for arse)
RHYME-ALERT: to BigBoab we should sayQuote:
Originally posted by SensualGardening+28 October 2003 - 23:02--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SensualGardening @ 28 October 2003 - 23:02)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by bigboab@28 October 2003 - 22:43
<!--QuoteBegin-UKMan
Quote:
@28 October 2003 - 21:30
those tales thee tell of olden passion,
Thank you kind sir. But has Clocker seen this line of yours? :lol:
Make it rhyme or spoil our day
But we know thee edit soon
Or you are a big buffoon............. [/b][/quote]
the rules of poetry engaged,
have made SensualGardening somewhat enraged,
bigboab returned to make his plea,
and made a pitch which all agree,
t'was swift and blunt if truth was said,
but now farewell - tis time for bed.
Peace
UKMan
the rules of poetry engaged,Quote:
Originally posted by UKMan+28 October 2003 - 22:18--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UKMan @ 28 October 2003 - 22:18)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by SensualGardening@28 October 2003 - 23:02
Quote:
Originally posted by bigboab@28 October 2003 - 22:43
<!--QuoteBegin-UKMan
Quote:
Quote:
@28 October 2003 - 21:30
those tales thee tell of olden passion,
Thank you kind sir. But has Clocker seen this line of yours? :lol:
RHYME-ALERT: to BigBoab we should say
Make it rhyme or spoil our day
But we know thee edit soon
Or you are a big buffoon.............
have made SensualGardening somewhat enraged,
bigboab returned to make his plea,
and made a pitch which all agree,
t'was swift and blunt if truth was said,
but now farewell - tis time for bed.
Peace
UKMan [/b][/quote]
Ukman fights for what is right.
Let us all just say good night
Oh, you mighty boab, what a verse,Quote:
Originally posted by bigboab@28 October 2003 - 23:09
Although I try to make it rhyme
I cannot do it all the time
If you try to make me change my verse
I will come right in and kick your erse* ( *Scottish for arse)
Would you really, really like to kick my erse,
That might really come in handy
Cos my hammeroids feel quite dandy.........
;) Yogi
Oh dear , have I a stumbled
On a lovenest that has been rumbled
Lilmiss and SensualGardening are a flirting
Me and UKMan will look at the skirting
If you two need some space
We'll go and find another place
And let you rhyme to one another
We prefer to drink so it's no bother
Oh, you mighty boab, what a verse,Quote:
Originally posted by SensualGardening+28 October 2003 - 22:23--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SensualGardening @ 28 October 2003 - 22:23)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bigboab@28 October 2003 - 23:09
Although I try to make it rhyme
I cannot do it all the time
If you try to make me change my verse
I will come right in and kick your erse* ( *Scottish for arse)
Would you really, really like to kick my erse,
That might really come in handy
Cos my hammeroids feel quite dandy.........
;) Yogi [/b][/quote]
If your erse I kick when we are parting
It will push them up and stop you farting
I just woke up and turned on my pc
Logged on to the forum and what did i see ?
SensualGardening got lilmiss blushing
and also their was something about farting
Ill be back about an hour
I stink really bad i need a shower
If your erse I kick when we are partingQuote:
Originally posted by bigboab+28 October 2003 - 23:31--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 28 October 2003 - 23:31)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by SensualGardening@28 October 2003 - 22:23
<!--QuoteBegin-bigboab
Quote:
@28 October 2003 - 23:09
Although I try to make it rhyme
I cannot do it all the time
If you try to make me change my verse
I will come right in and kick your erse* ( *Scottish for arse)
Oh, you mighty boab, what a verse,
Would you really, really like to kick my erse,
That might really come in handy
Cos my hammeroids feel quite dandy.........
;) Yogi
It will push them up and stop you farting [/b][/quote]
And that would really break my heart
Cos i most definitly like to fart
I like to fart when i'm depressed
i like to fart when i'm obsessed
O, Yeah, with farting i am blessed
Lala LalaLala LalaLala
O, Yeah, my farts i are deeeply blessed
LoloLo LoloLo Lolo LoDiDa!!!!
Me new crop is just tha best.....
Lolo LoDiDa!!!! Lala LalaLala !!!
[off to sleep] :) Yogi
When you are cleanQuote:
Originally posted by neattairoski@29 October 2003 - 00:17
I just woke up and turned on my pc
Logged on to the forum and what did i see ?
SensualGardening got lilmiss blushing
and also their was something about farting
Ill be back about an hour
I stink really bad i need a shower
And re-read what you have seen
It will become quite clear
That we are proper in here
What you refer to as farting
Was just a car starting
As for lilmiss blushing
It was blood to her face rushing
If you think you can do better
Post us a letter
But it must be poetic
Or you will be considered pathetic.
Oh dear with all this talk of farting
My lips I fear are scared of parting
I for one do not want to smell it
And I'd rather my candle stays lit
So please take the verse onto a lighter feel
Or I for one will surely squeal
And please someone add some more
to save me from becomming a bore
You're not boring me 69
Your poems are doing just fine
I would put out the candle
For gas it can't handle
It will cause a big bang
And I've written this wrang
I think I'll call it a day
So what now do you say?
My intension was not to flame
I didnt meen anything by it,
Im just playing the game
I like the things being said,
gave me a smile
I havent gotten one in a while
So next time i reply to this thread
I would re think it in my head
So it doesnt sound like a flame
Because i dont want to look sad and lame
OK, now i need another wine
This poetry is going fine
My favourite girl is out getting pissed
From this board she will be missed
So come on Bigboab and give a hook
A rhyme upon which I can sook
We are letting you off
Because you behave like a toff
As long as you reply
You can give a big sigh
But if you don’t make it rhyme
We will get you some other time.
You write something instead
Because I'm going to bed