You're all scottish

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12-31-2004, 04:19 PM
Jon L. Obscene

You're all scottish

Everyone that says "Hawt, Cawk, Fawce" etc etc, say it aloud, you sound scottish :huh:

Jonno :cool:
12-31-2004, 04:24 PM
Jon L. Obscene

Re: You're all scottish

May teh fawce be with you :01:

And I thought you sounded Berkshireish :unsure:

Jonno :cool:
12-31-2004, 04:27 PM
TheDave

Re: You're all scottish

fawk off. that just sounds like i'm slow
12-31-2004, 04:27 PM
Snee

Re: You're all scottish

I'm not scottish an that's finel.
12-31-2004, 04:27 PM
manker

Re: You're all scottish

May I be the first in this thread to post a general 'what the fuck'.

Thanks
12-31-2004, 04:29 PM
Jon L. Obscene

Re: You're all scottish

Yes you may Manker :)

Just say aloud "Cawk" and "Hawt" , it sounds scottish :01:

Jonno :cool:
12-31-2004, 04:29 PM
DanB

Re: You're all scottish

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

May I be the first in this thread to post a general 'what the fuck'.

Thanks

I will post the first 'I concur' :huh:
12-31-2004, 04:30 PM
tesco

Re: You're all scottish

My mom's scottish.

does that count for anything? :huh:
12-31-2004, 04:31 PM
TheDave

Re: You're all scottish

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

Yes you may Manker :)

Just say aloud "Cawk" and "Hawt" , it sounds scottish :01:

Jonno :cool:

sd did start me saying that shit
12-31-2004, 04:32 PM
Cheese

Re: You're all scottish

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

May I be the first in this thread to post a general 'what the fuck'.

Thanks

Who is General Whatthefuck?
12-31-2004, 04:32 PM
Snee

Re: You're all scottish

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPaul

I can arrange it if you want.

How?
12-31-2004, 04:33 PM
manker

Re: You're all scottish

In my mind I pronounce 'hawt' and 'cawk' the same as I pronounce 'hot' and 'cock'.

Anyone that doesn't is mental.
12-31-2004, 04:34 PM
TheDave

Re: You're all scottish

but youre from south wales
12-31-2004, 04:38 PM
Rat Faced

Re: You're all scottish

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPaul

However I consider you to be linear and me to be lateral.

Why are you walking sideways JPaul?
:blink:
12-31-2004, 04:39 PM
manker

Re: You're all scottish

I could have been more clear.

People may need to use some common sense to extrapolate my meaning. JP is probably fecked 'cos he's a bit of a dreamer.
12-31-2004, 04:40 PM
Snee

Re: You're all scottish

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPaul

It involve a kilt, a small live haggis and a considerable quantity of malt whisky.

Sounds awful.

A live haggis btw, how does that work? :blink:
12-31-2004, 04:41 PM
TheDave

Re: You're all scottish

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPaul

It involve a kilt, a small live haggis and a considerable quantity of malt whisky.

you dont hear yourself when you read? :ohmy:

edit: mischevious loading pages :angry:
12-31-2004, 04:44 PM
Jon L. Obscene

Re: You're all scottish

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

In my mind I pronounce 'hawt' and 'cawk' the same as I pronounce 'hot' and 'cock'.

Anyone that doesn't is mental.

But you're a man of English wordy type stuff, the way it's spelt it's pronounced "Hort" and "Cork" , used in conjunction with Cock and hot, it is how the Scottish sound when they say Hot and Cock :)

Jonno :cool:
12-31-2004, 04:49 PM
DanB

Re: You're all scottish

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

But you're a man of English wordy type stuff, the way it's spelt it's pronounced "Hort" and "Cork" , used in conjunction with Cock and hot, it is how the Scottish sound when they say Hot and Cock :)

Jonno :cool:

wtf? :huh: :unsure:

are you pissed already?
12-31-2004, 04:51 PM
Jon L. Obscene

Re: You're all scottish

No not yet :shifty:

Dan..... Dude, say Cock in a Scottish accent.

Now say Cawk.

Sound the same? :frusty:

Jonno :cool:
12-31-2004, 04:51 PM
sArA

Re: You're all scottish

wonders if manker sounds Welsh....yakkie dah....or if he is one of those Welshies who try and sound more English so they can get served in pubs over t'border... :lol: :lol:
12-31-2004, 04:52 PM
Jon L. Obscene

Re: You're all scottish

Sara your fawking avataw is fawking scawry :ph34r:

Jonno :cool:
12-31-2004, 04:52 PM
manker

Re: You're all scottish

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

But you're a man of English wordy type stuff, the way it's spelt it's pronounced "Hort" and "Cork" , used in conjunction with Cock and hot, it is how the Scottish sound when they say Hot and Cock :)

Jonno :cool:

Spelt is wheat but I don't pronounce things the way they are written. I pronounce them as I think appropriate. If people pronounce things the same as they were written then we'd all sound like those computerised voice things you hear on t'interweb.
12-31-2004, 04:52 PM
TheDave

Re: You're all scottish

i'm not reading out loud. its just how i process wordage; i talk in my head
12-31-2004, 04:53 PM
DanB

Re: You're all scottish

I cannae do a scottish accent :(
12-31-2004, 04:53 PM
Snee

Re: You're all scottish

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sara

wonders if manker sounds Welsh....yakkie dah....or if he is one of those Welshies who try and sound more English so they can get served in pubs over t'border... :lol: :lol:

That sounds like discrimanation or some kind of regional pseudo racism, shame on you :angry:
12-31-2004, 04:54 PM
Jon L. Obscene

Re: You're all scottish

Come on Dan, there's a nothing that ya cannae do :01:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/tyne/hollywood_...n_coast150.jpg

Jonno :cool:
12-31-2004, 04:55 PM
DanB

Re: You're all scottish

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

Come on Dan, there's a nothing that ya cannae do :01:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/tyne/hollywood_...n_coast150.jpg

Jonno :cool:

I wouldnae do her :no:
12-31-2004, 04:56 PM
manker

Re: You're all scottish

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sara

wonders if manker sounds Welsh....yakkie dah....or if he is one of those Welshies who try and sound more English so they can get served in pubs over t'border... :lol: :lol:

I have the Welshiest of Welsh accents, as I come from The Valleys. That doesn't preclude me from writing correctly tho' ;)

My mates get the beers in if I have to cross t'border to visit them :fear:
12-31-2004, 04:57 PM
Jon L. Obscene

Re: You're all scottish

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanB

I wouldnae do her :no:

But it's Supergran, she's Hawt and wants you to Fawk her with your cawk :01:

Might need a few tubs or Vasaline tho..............and a cobweb brush :ph34r:

Jonno :cool:
12-31-2004, 04:59 PM
sArA

Re: You're all scottish

Quote:

Originally Posted by SnnY

That sounds like discrimanation or some kind of regional pseudo racism, shame on you :angry:

Its ok...its only aimed at manker cos he occasionally ventures out of the valley.... :lol: :lol: :lol: all other Welsh people can expect the same degree of respect as any other racial/ethnic minority....

@ Jonno...my avatar is a photoshopped image of one of my mates 6yr old daughter...he says it sums up her personality :blink:
12-31-2004, 05:00 PM
DanB

Re: You're all scottish

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

But it's Supergran, she's Hawt and wants you to Fawk her with your cawk :01:

Might need a few tubs or Vasaline tho..............and a cobweb brush :ph34r:

Jonno :cool:

:sick:
12-31-2004, 05:00 PM
Jon L. Obscene

Re: You're all scottish

Does she have a brother called Chucky? :unsure:

Jonno :cool:
12-31-2004, 05:01 PM
manker

Re: You're all scottish

Quote:

Originally Posted by JP

He's an Estate Agent who supports Manchester United and drinks Babycham. That's about as Welsh as a Pearly Queen.

I've got leaky underpants :angry:
12-31-2004, 05:03 PM
manker

Re: You're all scottish

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sara

Its ok...its only aimed at manker cos he occasionally ventures out of the valley.... :lol: :lol: :lol: all other Welsh people can expect the same degree of respect as any other racial/ethnic minority....

:blink: :blink182:
12-31-2004, 05:03 PM
DanB

Re: You're all scottish

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

I've got leaky underpants :angry:

too much info perhaps? :huh:
12-31-2004, 05:06 PM
manker

Re: You're all scottish

Sorry I mean't leeky.

But http://moderation.forumflash.com/sty...fault/glag.gif
12-31-2004, 05:08 PM
Snee

Re: You're all scottish

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

Sorry I mean't leeky.

But http://moderation.forumflash.com/sty...fault/glag.gif

What, you got leeks in your underpants? :unsure:

:stings: :pinch:
12-31-2004, 05:16 PM
Biggles

Re: You're all scottish

Quote:

Originally Posted by SnnY

What, you got leeks in your underpants? :unsure:

:stings: :pinch:

It's a Welsh thing

Come to think of it more fun than a thistle :blink:

:shifty:

On the other hand.....

With regards the words I think it would sound more Scottish if you tried pronouncing them hot and cock (as we enunciate the vowel sounds :) ). The others just end up sounding like something from Eastenders when I try them.

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