How Not To Pick Up A Girl

How not to Pick up a Chica
For detailed info http://www.karambit.com/personal_safety.asp

&for those that cant read

A:The Babe (approach from Behind)
http://www.karambit.com/images/Karambit-027.jpg

B.First Contact
http://www.karambit.com/images/Karambit-144.jpg

C. Avoid doing this
http://www.karambit.com/images/Karambit-148.jpg

D:Never See how much she weighs
http://www.karambit.com/images/Karambit-155.jpg

E: If you own a seriously bad Car dont Drag
http://www.karambit.com/images/Karambit-160.jpg

F: Never Do the Hustle
http://www.karambit.com/images/Karambit-158.jpg

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The very first step is to get it in your head that this is a fight, possibly to the death and there can be only one winner.

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Complete and total victory must be the one and only pervading thought dominating your mind from the onset. It must be your 100% intention to fight to win. Only after adjusting your mindset can you move to the next level.

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If thats the way Personal Safety should be done, i'm with brenda. :blink:

http://www.karambit.com/images/Karambit-024.jpg

her: Lower, lower...

him: Am I there yet?

what is the point of the "karambit" she doesn't even have it in some pics, and the ones where she does have it she's doing feck all with it. It looks like a toy pen-knife. A real penknife would be of much more use. She could have stabbed him in the eyes then instead of giving him an Indian head massage.

aww young love !

Forceful women yuo can`t beat them. :01: :D :D

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Originally posted by enoughfakefiles@28 June 2004 - 19:43
Forceful women yuo can`t beat them. :01: :D :D

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If you do beat them apaprently they karambit you :unsure:

Due to the horrorbility (I made that word up, so it's mine!! :01: ) of the final pic, it hopefully won't be shown.

She finally gets pissed when he explains that in pic 4, he missed her boobs cuz they were so small. She then stomps on his feet.

Pleast note that the idiot is wearing flipflops while she is in heals. He now knows why they are called 'stilleto's'.

The moral of this story, or at least one of them, is NEver ever wear flipflops especially when you need foot protection...or just need to haul ass! :ph34r:

I laughingly exit stage right.........
BoNE

PS Toodles.....