so how does one write a will?

I know that you can write your own will and it will (no pun) be legally binding but I could do with a few guidelines any ideas, there doesn't appear to be a www.freewillwritingadvise.com

Are you a member of a trade union or professional association. They often provide a basic, free service.

So long as it's not too complex then it will (pun intended) suffice.

Oh and maybe read this as well http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A738821

According to Coronation Street, you can jot one down on the back of an envelope, whilst sitting on a bridge in the dark :yes:

Go see a notary.