Saturday: A Ride With The Boss...

Saturday: Five hours in a Kia. With my boss. His breath reeked of spearmint and nicotine. We listened to conservative talk radio the whole time. Conservative talk radio is a mix of the pamphlets that Jehovah's Witnesses hand out; detailing Revelations in horrific detail, and used car salesmen speeches full of spit and duplicity.

I was close to breaking. I am still numb from the heart up and my testicles are shriveled up like rasins.

Mommy...



-bd :fear:

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

Saturday: Five hours in a Kia. With my boss. His breath reeked of spearmint and nicotine. We listened to conservative talk radio the whole time. Conservative talk radio is a mix of the pamphlets that Jehovah's Witnesses hand out; detailing Revelations in horrific detail, and used car salesmen speeches full of spit and duplicity.

I was close to breaking. I am still numb from the heart up and my testicles are shriveled up like rasins.

Mommy...



-bd :fear:

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Well, if I were a liberal, I would probably choose NPR over Air America, which is Godawful.

It's all down to what/who you listen to, buddy.

As for the Kia and the breath, you have no one but your boss to blame, unless you think all liberals shun small cars and have pleasant breath.

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Originally Posted by j2k4

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

Saturday: Five hours in a Kia. With my boss. His breath reeked of spearmint and nicotine. We listened to conservative talk radio the whole time. Conservative talk radio is a mix of the pamphlets that Jehovah's Witnesses hand out; detailing Revelations in horrific detail, and used car salesmen speeches full of spit and duplicity.

I was close to breaking. I am still numb from the heart up and my testicles are shriveled up like rasins.

Mommy...



-bd :fear:

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Well, if I were a liberal, I would probably choose NPR over Air America, which is Godawful.

It's all down to what/who you listen to, buddy.

As for the Kia and the breath, you have no one but your boss to blame, unless you think all liberals shun small cars and have pleasant breath.

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I'm a socialist, actually (apparently).

I'm not a fan of most talk radio. Too much talk. I prefer music. I like to listen.


Yes, my boss is to blame for his crap breath, his crap Kia, and for my crap day. Agreed.



-doobs

Why were you sat in a car for five hours? No bench seats to sit on.

Is your boss hot, or not? Does he do it for you?

I can't imagine just sitting in a stationary car for five hours, let alone five minutes. Waiting for the lights to change to green gets my goat. Worse is the fact that you were just sitting there, listening to talk radio?

You seriously need to get out more (or at least out of the Kia).

;)

Not everybody Merc's about shouting at traffic lights you know. :dry:

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Originally Posted by TheFoX

Why were you sat in a car for five hours? No bench seats to sit on.

Is your boss hot, or not? Does he do it for you?

I can't imagine just sitting in a stationary car for five hours, let alone five minutes. Waiting for the lights to change to green gets my goat. Worse is the fact that you were just sitting there, listening to talk radio?

You seriously need to get out more (or at least out of the Kia).

;)

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I'm glad to see that I am no longer drinking alone.



-doobs :mellow:

the first post in this thread made me smile.

at any rate, sorry to hear you had to hang with the boss on a saturday, doobs. seems like we are expected to do more and more just to keep our jobs, now that the economy is fecked.



-mediaslayer