He is back, for your pleasure.
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He is back, for your pleasure.
How wonderful. That 10,000 internet signature petition that I got together must have worked cus I looked at his ban recently and noticed it didn't expire 'til like 2095 or something.
So ... Where is he?
At his granny's basement ?
Either that's a euphemism and we should be congratulating Mr. L. on finally losing that pesky virginity (albeit in a rather unorthodox manner), or you've been keeping tabs on Oleg's location :balustrade:
:glag:
I'm glad Olegl's back, if indeed he is. All we need is a :balustrade: reinstatement and we'll not know where to look for spastics.
Also, I have decided that the non-racist, long-buried term for black people, which is now completely acceptable, cos it has fallen out of common use, and was never really adopted by the racists, is 'groids'. I read it in a Bukowski book and now I kinda love it.
Welcome back Olegl groid.
I imagine it never got taken up by the racials was because it puts one in mind of robots.
... my train of thought was leading somewhere with that but fuck knows where it's gone. I'll come back to it if it comes back to me.
In the meantime, I'll fill you in on Davewatch :dave:
He's moved his family so that they're safe from the internets. Dave got pissed up on Saturday night and decided to tell the us that he's moved for fear of his children's safety and that we'll never find him now.
So, I duno about you but I think I'll call off the intensive search now. There just doesn't seem any point now that he's outsmarted us like this.
I defy anyone to read that and not completely piss themselves laughing like wot I just did.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavois
Even better cus it was one of those instantaneous off the cuff remarks that are much better than contrived humour ever can be.
If you lot use all the DisabledDave smileys in one fred he'll realise there is more than one Dave smiley and become even more paranoid...It will just move up his plans for building the spasticbomb and detonating it with a furious twitch of his eyebrow.This will ensure the total destruction of the lounge as we know it. :fear:
I can't stop laughing. I'm going to have to go to bed before I scare teh missus.
He's probably preparing threads on such varied and exciting topics as:
Why don't people like him?
Autism.
Not getting laid.
Not getting laid again.
Why can't he get laid?
Not showering for a month.
Something political that completely misses the point.
Why does member [insert] not like him?
Something stupid he's done.
Over and over ad infinitum.
Welcome Back Cobalo
Sorry but to any Mods reading I got this PM from OlegL at another site.
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But when I try to access my FST account, I still get the message that I am banned. Clearing cookies doesn't help.
Once you've been banished to the Phantom Zone, it's not so easy to return. :noes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u3eQ...eature=related
Thank you for re-enabling me, dear staff. I will behave from now on.
What links ???
Now J-dye on the other hand I could live without.
When you dye scientists are going to fight over who gets to dissect your brain because there is obviously a lot to be learned about mental illness there.
Then we have something in common as I also want you inside a coffin.
Doesn't even have to be a nice one.
You laugh, I laugh.
You cry, I cry.
You jump off a really tall cliff,
I yell 'Do a backflip'.
Now that someone saw fit to remove J-dye's posts I look even more insane than usual.
Hi.
I was born a bad boy, and I'm going to hell a bad boy.
Hum.
Must have been the lack of "playa", "officer", or "fireman", you Torontians are used to.
P.S. If you I managed to get this many words out of you three, imagine the novels from Oleg.
hi OleGL