Fight me bitch.I won't even use the left side of my brain just to even things out.
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Fight me bitch.I won't even use the left side of my brain just to even things out.
One hot seed cumming up.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Clearly greater forces are at work as I meant to write fight.
Sorry, no backsies. Actually, I'm all for backsies. How about we knock both requests out, I'll punch you in the kidneys while I'm stuffing your wormhole.
Only if you agree that I get to kill you and feed your body to some pigs afterward.
That's the first I've heard that you mother and sister are necrophiliacs. Anyways, I can't comply, and you should know that choosy beggars don't oft get what they want.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I'm hitting you in my mind right now.
Feels good.Feels real good.
I'd probably be more disturbed by that if you weren't a cartoon character.
I would have thought you were beating yourself up, what with that unfortunate Freudian slip that completely altered the tone.
Freud was some sort of pseudo-intellectual fag very much like yourself.
A proposition, now a compliment. You realize it was not me that sent you the butt plug and flowers?Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I figure it couldn't have been as you'd clearly would want to keep any butt plugs for yourself.
There is no more disappointing a butt plug than a hoarded butt plug, even I know that.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
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You're abusing your Mod-like powers you know.
Makes me ashamed to have once worshiped you.
I was a MSPaint god even before the modship sailed.
You have a lot of balls to say that openly. Glad I on the other hand only have to live down the embarrassing inadvertently Gay shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Goes hand-in-hand with your new custom title,FreudIdol.
Is this a cross thread butt plug reference.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787You have a lot of balls to say that openly. Glad I on the other hand only have to live down the embarrassing inadvertently Gay shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Because I'm pretty sure it isn't gay if you put it up your own butt.
It's spring, and the butt plugs are in full bloom. :D
Fisting's in the air.
All this openness gladdens the heart.
Getting a little comfortable with the double clicks, there, Manky?Quote:
Hoi Mary ilysm<3
Pretty sure it was Tesco.
That scamp.
I'd complain to an honest staff member if this site had one.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Staff member more Freudian stuff. :mellow:
Btw I only wish I was gay so I could finally stop having to spring for dinners in futile effort to get meaningless sex.
Depends on whether you plan to be the pitcher or the catcher, whether you end up springing for the dinner. Or was you evil master plan all the time to simply have dinners bought for you then refuse the other party's advances, thus getting revenge for your decades of frustration? :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787I'd complain to an honest staff member if this site had one.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Staff member more Freudian stuff. :mellow:
Btw I only wish I was gay so I could finally stop having to spring for dinners in futile effort to get meaningless sex.
Have you thought of substituting alcohol for food?Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Also if you really are the elephant man and are phailing on a regular basis, there are now a wide range of date rape drugs, they won't even know what hit them. :yes:
I've had my wife in a near coma for the past 16 years. She doesn't even remember that we have children half the time. I'm also fortunate in that American jobs have become so menial that she is still able to work full-time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
The government in Canadia seem to be taking liberalism a step too far with its crazy free pre-coital snacks for faggots initiative.Quote:
Originally Posted by Idol
All your interventions here could potentially break up the duo. It hasn't lived long enough to serve its purpose.
What purpose :blink:
Also, Idol revelled in the attentions of these forumular cupids, he might be more into it than you.
If you're going to let him down, do it gently. Have you secured your balustrade.
Also clear out the trunk of your car so you can take a whole lot of secondhand crap to the goodwill when it mysteriously turns up on your doorstep.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Dibs on anything in ecru. I hear it is coming in style in the spring. :w00t:Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisAlso clear out the trunk of your car so you can take a whole lot of secondhand crap to the goodwill when it mysteriously turns up on your doorstep.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Shush. I want him to discard it freely, not recognize it's amazing style and value...
I may have overestimated, so let me rephrase. It hasn't lived long enough to find its purpose. To entertain, to thin out the population, to advocate for constipated contraception, to create a pill that simultaneously cures breast cancer and acts as an aphrodisiac, to buy Dave a new suit suit that is more off yellow than off yellow.... we might never find out.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
ecru>all :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Somebody gotta stand up for poor, picked on, widdle Dave in his absence.
Meanies. :snooty:
I thought we all inherited a little Dave when he went away.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeecru>all :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Somebody gotta stand up for poor, picked on, widdle Dave in his absence.
Meanies. :snooty: