This is serious - a "WORK" virus is on the loose .........
If you receive any sort of "work" at all, whether by e-mail, internet,
or simply handed to you by a colleague ..... DO NOT OPEN IT!
The "work" virus has been circulating around our building for months and
those who have been tempted to open it or even look at it have found
that their social life is deleted and the brain ceases to function
properly.
If you do encounter "work" via e-mail, then to transmogrify the virus,
send e-mail to your boss with the words, "I've had enough of your
shit... I'm off to the pub".
The "work" should automatically be forgotten by your brain and your
career will now be successfully destroyed.
If you receive "work" in paper document form, simply lift the document
and drag to your waste paper bin and deposit there. Put on your coat and
skip to the nearest pub with two friends and order 3 pints. After
repeating this action 14 times you will find that "work" will no longer
trouble you.
Send this message to everyone in your mailbox. If you do not have anyone
in your mailbox, then I'm afraid the virus has already corrupted your
life. Go out and get some friends, you sad bastard.
