they are frightened the director says 'cut' while they are peeing.:cry:
why don't we change the clocks to 'summertime' in December to save gritting the roads?
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they are frightened the director says 'cut' while they are peeing.:cry:
why don't we change the clocks to 'summertime' in December to save gritting the roads?
Because we all like to (pretend) grind to a halt and not be able to make it into work due to snow flake on the line
When you depress a spring is it unhappy?
no it will bounce back with daffodils
what is the point of jumping on a trampoline?
To cause the maximum risk of injury.
How can bikes have an "inner" tube when there is no outer tube?
outer tube is on strike (they had one when I was young, averaged a puncture every 20 miles:cry:)
can a monocycle be heard from both sides?
Only the side you are standing on.
When you wish upon a star, how many years does it take your wish to reach the star?
we wish for the sun here. considering we are talking minutes away there appears to be no point in wishing.
if you wear spectacles can other people see you more clearly?
Obviously not, as I wear the kind with the fake nose and eyebrows...
Since it's made from the same stuff as rainbows, why doesn't snow come in multiple colors?
they cant make up their mind which colour to go for, too flaky?
when the poles change what will they call South Dakota?
Polish people don`t know it so will still be that bit in America
Why did they only invent a screw top, flow is so much faster with a screw bottom.