Feeling lonely? PM me for a good time.

Hi all you sexy FST bitches ! I know it's been like forever since I've done anything like this. Those of you who were awesome enough to know me back then, know I like to give back to all the less beautiful than me people here at FST when I hit a milestone. So now, Sanka's got fabuliful gifts for those who brought teh seck-z back.

This is how this will work. If there is something you need/want/dream of/will sacrifice your fuzzy dog in my name for, that you seek, you may PM me NOT. Please read the rules before you do so.


RULES:

1. DO NOT make your request in my thread. PM ME!


2. No members of the risky persuasion (traders, cheats, sellers, complete giveaway whores, or people from GREENBO, ALABAMA!) and PETA members please.


3. Please make an earnest request in as much detail as possible. If you feel the need to include whatever it is that you think will get me to help you, feel free to include it in you request.

4. To qualify for this opportunity, I prefer that you have at least 500 quality post. If you have under that than you MUST have been a member here for at least two months and average at least as many post per day as I do.

5. Your PM's title should say what you are looking for within the title.


6. You may only PM me ONCE! If I don't reply back to you please don't PM me a second time, then request gods didn't see your request in your favor. If you PM me more than once without a reply from me, than you are automatically disqualified.

Notes:

In regards to what I exactly have to help you with here some things to note: I don't have any invites to dvd trackers, foreign trackers, magic trackers, pay for invite trackers, super e-penis enlarging trackers, or gay porn trackers.

Depending on the tracker my comfort level of trust will vary appropiately. If your seeking something that will make your e-penis grow very large then I actually have to know the heck you are.

This opportunity will be limited to however long it takes for my PM box to be flooded

You may bump this thread in anyway you see fit, although, poppycock is highly not awesome.

Have fun! Kisses and huggles!

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RULES:

2. No traders or PETA members please.

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I'm a PETA member but mostly I do it for the chicks.

I am sorry to spam but what does that mean-peta? :idunno:
Curious.

its something to do with animal welfare or vegetarianism afaik

http://www.peta.org/

I'm sorry I revised that line to include people more treacherous than PETA. Greenbo, Alabamans.

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Originally Posted by yevgeny

its something to do with animal welfare or vegetarianism afaik


http://www.peta.org/

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This is PETA

http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/wp-con...s-peta-fur.jpg

That is what i thought :blink: :spam:

Sorry sanka.

:oops:

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Originally Posted by Sanka113

I'm sorry I revised that line to include people more treacherous than PETA. Greenbo, Alabamans.

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Originally Posted by yevgeny

its something to do with animal welfare or vegetarianism afaik


http://www.peta.org/

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This is PETA

http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/wp-con...s-peta-fur.jpg

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Was that supposed to get people to be against PETA. Even I want to become a member now.. at least if more members look anything like Eva.

You don't have anything I want anyways :P unless you have something with a reference to The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.. and that's just for pure curiosity.

I actually have the ebook available if you want ;)

ahh not quite what I was referring to ;)

BTW Happy 1,000

PETA= people eating tasty animals

I did not even see that.

Happy 1003th post :D

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Originally Posted by Blue_Skies

ahh not quite what I was referring to ;)

BTW Happy 1,000

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i like peta if she (in that pic) is the owner. :yes: :lol:

Thanks fellow beautiful people.

what's so wrong with people from Greenbo ?

They watch Seasame Street, eat chocolate, get aids, catch shrimp and run alot. It's disgusting!

ugh... right. now, you don't want your invites smelling to shrimp! good move. :D

Love the post very entertaining read lol

I found the party thread .....
http://tinyurl.com/bwhb5c

Technoviking wants in
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1...7e9f1aff10.gif

http://tinyurl.com/ctwewy
we heard the music and are responding!

lolled so hard ! gj ppl

http://aprecioderobado.com/wp-conten...ary_thread.jpg

i'm so excited, Sanka! :) this is definitely the unique thread and i haven't seen anything like this before! keep it up man ;)

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Originally Posted by dpds

i'm so excited, Sanka! :) this is definitely the unique thread and i haven't seen anything like this before! keep it up man ;)

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http://tinyurl.com/cbst7y

schools out and now starts the dancing! :yup:

lol, killercam :D Where do you get the .gifs :P

Awesome thread btw :) You are nice Sanka ^^

I might have participated but I don't qualify on the post count :P too bad. if you see this and wanna make an exception... ooh wee i'd be glad lol:P

Killercam awesome .gifs!! lmao

killercam101, can't see you gif :) 2 guys confirmed that it was cool so i also wanna see it!!!!!!

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...-fever-cat.jpg

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Originally Posted by Naix

http://aprecioderobado.com/wp-conten...ary_thread.jpg

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It'd be so much better if it had Neil Patrick Harris' face on it instead. In fact, the first person that photoshops his face on there, wins an invite to the sex and drugs party i'm hosting later.

I'm all about booz n' girls, Doogie it is!

http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/9...thread2pj8.jpg

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Originally Posted by Sanka113

It'd be so much better if it had Neil Patrick Harris' face on it instead. In fact, the first person that photoshops his face on there, wins an invite to the sex and drugs party i'm hosting later.

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I made one in gimp lol. (I'm kinda new to photo retouching)

http://file.cd/files/5702.jpg

Where's the party at, I love sex and drugs :D

Awesome work mate! :D
Is it me or is that one nasty thumb? :O

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Originally Posted by flashback3r

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Originally Posted by Sanka113

It'd be so much better if it had Neil Patrick Harris' face on it instead. In fact, the first person that photoshops his face on there, wins an invite to the sex and drugs party i'm hosting later.

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I made one in gimp lol. (I'm kinda new to photo retouching)

http://file.cd/files/5702.jpg

Where's the party at, I love sex and drugs :D

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lol, you're right! that is one nasty thumb :lol:

Sagib you win an invite to the sex and drug party. It includes all the coke you can snort and all the whores you can make relations with.


Ok, so I sent replies to the first batch of folks that met my qualifications and will receive what they want. While some of the request were reasonable there were quite a few that simply didn't meet the requirements or they asked for a tracker that doesn't have invites available. So for all of you future PMers, make sure you meet the qualifications listed on the first page and make sure that invites are available at the place you are trying to get into before PMing me.

Thanks!

congrats all winners

An excellent and innovative idea for a giveaway. Well done !!!