Re: Crabby's new best friend
Ewe are an uberbitch.
Got any car crash jokes?
Re: Crabby's new best friend
I thought I was being amusing and friendly. How wrong can a girl be? :cry:
Re: Crabby's new best friend
You're lovely. :console:
Chalice was just being amusing and friendly.
Re: Crabby's new best friend
Oh that's alright then :snooty:
Ok, here's my manifesto:
1) I will always make sure I'm fatter and my make-up is less artfully applied
2) I will always remember your birthday and buy you pretty shiny things on it
3) I will not shag your boyfriend
4) More than once
5) I will pretend I really wish I had hips like yours
6) I will always get more pissed and embarrassing than you
7) I am not a member of Myspace
Well, I think I know who's going to win this contest :happy:
/quietly confident
Re: Crabby's new best friend
I agree with Chavice, you were being totally insensitive and unnecessarily hurtful.
For shame.
Re: Crabby's new best friend
:no:
I thought I was in the running there until I made it to point 6.
Re: Crabby's new best friend
Brilliant thread.
Can anyone top squeamouses amazing offer, bearing in mind I will soon need a job and a shoulder to cry on...?
Re: Crabby's new best friend
She's smiling on the outside but I sense tears.
Re: Crabby's new best friend
Hush now, let me maintain my brittle facade a while longer will you.