She Was Sooooooo Blond......

She was soooooooooooooooo blond...
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.

* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."

She was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
* She tried to put M & M's in alphabetical order.

She was Sooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

She Was Sooooooooooooo Blonde...
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."


AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

She was sooooooooooooo Blonde...

*She thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company!

* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics." lol

also this one:

* She was sooooooooooooo Blonde she starved to death in a grocery store :no:

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Did you hear about the blonde that put lipstick on her forehead so she could make up her mind?


Q/ How do you know when a blonde's been sending e-mail?

A/ You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.



Q/ What did the blond say when her boyfriend blew in her ear?

A/ Thanks for the refill, honey.