Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator :naughty::naughty:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

" 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral."
lol :D

nice one ;)

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Originally Posted by Saroman

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

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:lol::lol:
classic.

23 , fart in the elevator and stare at someone else

my fav is cut the cheese before exiting :sick:

LoL Nice ideas [=

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6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

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My fav :D

24. Sniff your finger. Repeatedly!

Wait until the door closes and then jump up and down hard repeatedly, in an attempt to make the elevator fall. The "bigger" you are the more effective this will be at bothering the others in the elevator with you.

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Originally Posted by Saroman

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
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:D My favourites.

But which ones have you actually done?;)

havent tried any of them :(

I am surely gonna try this one :P :whistling...

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15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

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nice one

haha. Nice

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM"

always makin sure to do that one everytime :D
best one always seemed to be attempting to pass out on the elevator floor with a bottle of jack daniels in one hand taking up as much room as possible...
do it with a friend and it's even funnier
I actually got a few people to call emergency before getting kicked off :glag:

somebody spends a lot of time in elevators...

watch out, its the walrus elevator police!

I've been stuck in elevators twice in the last 3 months. :dabs:

^^
May be next time when u get stuck, you can try one of those :P

One of what.
Walrus elevator police. :huh:

I wouldn't try one of those, Walrus' have scabies and bad breath.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

gona go out and try this one right now :D

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=UkSPUDpe0U8[/youtube]

^ lol. That is pretty crazy. Totally didnt expect that.

You want ta watch some of their others on there,the rabbit one's brill.

lol :lol:

http://castlezzt.net/Slideshow/2001aircushionb.jpg

Inflating a giant cushion could be annoying.

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Originally Posted by angryghost

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

gona go out and try this one right now :D

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:lol::lol:

That might be bit risky as people might think of u as wierd or crazy and you might up ending embarassed.

Try only if u know the other people in the elevator..;)