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.......Don't even think that just because Dave is no longer with us I'm not going to be tapping middle aged men for money.
You know who you are. Idol and Manky have fallen for my charms, it's only a matter of time.
If nothing else do it for my sex life:
http://gizmodo.com/5894440/scientifi...-female-orgasm
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Dave, Idol, Manker. Pretty much the same guy, just with different psychoses. :idunno:
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I just received your invitation. What's a paypal. Some kind of financial tamagotchi. :unsure:
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Originally Posted by
Funkin'
I think I'm in love.
I'm pretty sure ben is spoken for, but he is batting way above his average.
Hope springs eternal.
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Originally Posted by
Squeamous
.......Don't even think that just because Dave is no longer with us I'm not going to be tapping middle aged men for money.
You know who you are. Idol and Manky have fallen for my charms, it's only a matter of time.
If nothing else do it for my sex life:
http://gizmodo.com/5894440/scientifi...-female-orgasm
I thought I was the only one :cry:
Is there any way I can get my £50 back.
I feel soiled.
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Originally Posted by
Squeamous
.......Don't even think that just because Dave is no longer with us I'm not going to be tapping middle aged men for money.
You know who you are. Idol and Manky have fallen for my charms, it's only a matter of time.
You had me at tits.
Btw it felt weird sending a woman money over the internet when the promise of nothing sexual was involved.
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Originally Posted by
manker
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Originally Posted by
Funkin'
I think I'm in love.
I'm pretty sure ben is spoken for
You just love bursting my bubble, don't you?
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Originally Posted by
IdolEyes787
Btw it felt weird sending a woman money over the internet when the promise of nothing sexual was involved.
Not one of your brighter moments, was it?. If sex isn't involved why on Earth would you give a female money?
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Originally Posted by
Funkin'
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Originally Posted by
IdolEyes787
Btw it felt weird sending a woman money over the internet when the promise of nothing sexual was involved.
Not one of your brighter moments, was it?. If sex isn't involved why on Earth would you give a female money?
Two reasons 1) Since I'm basically irresistible I figured it had to be implied somehow and I just needed to figure out exactly how 2) barring that I figured it was some devious way to sell drugs right under the Feds noses.:unsure:
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Originally Posted by
Funkin'
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Originally Posted by
manker
I'm pretty sure ben is spoken for
You just love bursting my bubble, don't you?
Someone has to deal in realism during these times of austerity.
You should try it on with Squeams instead. She's into butt-plugs, older mentals and bald ginger men fyi.
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Originally Posted by
Squeamous
.......Don't even think that just because Dave is no longer with us I'm not going to be tapping middle aged men for money.
You know who you are. Idol and Manky have fallen for my charms, it's only a matter of time.
If nothing else do it for my sex life:
http://gizmodo.com/5894440/scientifi...-female-orgasm
Hello Squeamous,
As a concerned onlooker I have to ask. Why are you so determined to push Dave? I have been watching this for months now, and I cannot understand what you hope to achieve with this?
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Originally Posted by
Something Else
I just received your invitation. What's a paypal. Some kind of financial tamagotchi. :unsure:
It's how I roll :naughty:
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Originally Posted by
manker
I thought I was the only one :cry:
Is there any way I can get my £50 back.
I feel soiled.
Come on Manky, no need to be modest, we're all friends here. Manky really donated £500. One used butt plug by return post tomorrow, thank you honey x
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Originally Posted by
IdolEyes787
You had me at tits.
Btw it felt weird sending a woman money over the internet when the promise of nothing sexual was involved.
I never promised you nothing sexual. How dare you :snooty:
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Originally Posted by
pennylane
Hello Squeamous,
As a concerned onlooker I have to ask. Why are you so determined to push Dave? I have been watching this for months now, and I cannot understand what you hope to achieve with this?
Hello bad The Beatles song,
I can assure you nothing could be further from my mind. However, Dave must understand that he exists. He exists in this world where other people exist. He says and does things that leave an indelible mark on the timeline of this reality, and as such is likely to be referenced by other people as he crops up in their lives for as long as he is able to interact with these 4 dimensions we all co-exist in.
In short, I am hoping to achieve raising some money for charity. I have found I have most success with this when I am being humorous. If people associate being amused with my request for money they are more likely to part with it. To this end I have engineered a few short lines of self deprecating humour that the members of this board are able to relate to, using an element of my past. My personal history if you will.
I hope that answers your question.
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Thank you for answering me, I won't post again after this, I don't want him figuring out who I am.
According to the email I got you had Dave banned from here to make all this go away, yet here you are using him for what you call humour. Did you really get the impression he has found any of the last few months here funny? If you did I can assure you the emails I have had told a completely different story. I say had because about two weeks ago, you and this board became a taboo subject. That worries me, I have never seen Dave behave like that before, normally he vents his anger by spewing shit about it, you must have seen that at sometime whilst you knew him. You must know he still reads this board, and that he is still taking all of these comments onboard. Even I know that, and I was never as close to him as you were. This is my tuppence, for what its worth.
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Hai, Dave :wave:
You're going to have to get a different proxy, this one flashes up on the bad IP list and makes it too easy.
I approved your posts for old times' sake <3
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Originally Posted by Squeams
Come on Manky, no need to be modest, we're all friends here. Manky really donated £500. One used butt plug by return post tomorrow, thank you honey x
I get the feeling that Mary is quite competitive and will try to top that donation now, which will be a shame in one way but if it cures just one more aids baby, then it's worth it.
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Originally Posted by Squeams
I never promised you nothing sexual. How dare you :snooty:
And don't think that I didn't notice that double negative.
I bet you sent him pics of your bewbs as well :fist:
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Sorry I am not Dave. You can call me Brian, it's not my real name, but it is one Squeamous will know from when I used it as rejectOfAllah a long time ago on JE to destroy someone called Mr P. Now you know where Dave got the name from.
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Originally Posted by
pennylane
Sorry I am not Dave. You can call me Brian, it's not my real name, but it is one Squeamous will know from when I used it as rejectOfAllah a long time ago on JE to destroy someone called Mr P. Now you know where Dave got the name from.
Thought you weren't going to post again, in case he figured out who you were.
But now you've posted more information telling him exactly who you are.
You just don't get any brighter.
Hey, Dave. Tell me why Brian would be using a proxy.
Also could you tell me how to destroy someone on the internets. Sounds fantastic.
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You asked your question to verify if I was Dave, and I have given you something Squeamous knows about as verification, so I'm done.
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Originally Posted by
pennylane
You asked your question to verify if I was Dave, and I have given you something Squeamous knows about as verification, so I'm done.
What kind of verification is that when Dave would also know about it.
It seems to me that you didn't think it through.
It seems to me that a man who destroyed Mr. P. on the internets wouldn't make that kind of mistake.
All the signs are pointing to you being Dave, Dave.
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Destroyed the shit out of Mr P. then leaned the fuck all over his balustrade:smilie4:
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:schnauz:
Mr. P. had it coming though. Apparently he was mean to someone on the internets.
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Originally Posted by
Squeamous
.......Don't even think that just because Dave is no longer with us I'm not going to be tapping middle aged men for money.
You know who you are. Idol and Manky have fallen for my charms, it's only a matter of time.
If nothing else do it for my sex life:
I would help out but my parole officer keeps a tight rein on all expenditures. If you could become a charity or even better an online clothes store this would make the payment more credible.
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I take it Higgins is back to work?
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Originally Posted by
manker
I get the feeling that Mary is quite competitive and will try to top that donation now, which will be a shame in one way but if it cures just one more aids baby, then it's worth it.
I'll have you know that squeams and I had cream teas together in the countryside and not worrying at all about being bummed. The particular one that she's sending back to you has a little bit of me all over it, enjoy.
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You were alone with a woman who is a self-confessed fundament exploration fetishist and you weren't worried about being bummed.
One can only assume, sir, that you were, in fact, relishing the prospect :smilie4:
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Originally Posted by
manker
You were alone with a woman who is a self-confessed fundament exploration fetishist and you weren't worried about being bummed.
One can only assume, sir, that you were, in fact, relishing the prospect :smilie4:
It was a youthemism.
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My head hurts.
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Originally Posted by
pennylane
Thank you for answering me, I won't post again after this, I don't want him figuring out who I am.
According to the email I got you had Dave banned from here to make all this go away, yet here you are using him for what you call humour. Did you really get the impression he has found any of the last few months here funny? If you did I can assure you the emails I have had told a completely different story. I say had because about two weeks ago, you and this board became a taboo subject. That worries me, I have never seen Dave behave like that before, normally he vents his anger by spewing shit about it, you must have seen that at sometime whilst you knew him. You must know he still reads this board, and that he is still taking all of these comments onboard. Even I know that, and I was never as close to him as you were. This is my tuppence, for what its worth.
I wouldn't worry about Dave. He's not such an egomaniac that he thinks I give two fucks about him or what he does, or that I'd comment about him in any way whatsoever out of interest or concerning him. I'm only using his name as an engine by which to raise money for charity, and only in a way that pokes fun out of myself for being a gold digger. I'm sure he realises this, because he's an intelligent man. I'm sure he also realises that he could never bully me into diverting any of my natural behaviour whatsoever either, and that he's not going to frighten me with the standard 'you can't even mention my name on the internet' behaviour that he usually uses to intimidate people he's argued with. I just know he's not that stupid. So don't worry your little head about Dave, Dave, I'm sure he's fine. Although it does concern me that Dave is worried about Dave. Perhaps you could have a word with him and get him to seek psychiatric help. I think it would be a good idea.
PS. The bit in bold is classic Dave, Dave.
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Originally Posted by
manker
I get the feeling that Mary is quite competitive and will try to top that donation now, which will be a shame in one way but if it cures just one more aids baby, then it's worth it.
Yes but then he ruins it all by giving AIDS to Thai child prostitutes every year on his holidays. What a pointless expenditure :no:
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Originally Posted by Squeams
IAnd don't think that I didn't notice that double negative.
I bet you sent him pics of your bewbs as well :fist:
You get the double negative, he gets the bewbs :idunno:
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Originally Posted by
pennylane
Sorry I am not Dave. You can call me Brian, it's not my real name, but it is one Squeamous will know from when I used it as rejectOfAllah a long time ago on JE to destroy someone called Mr P. Now you know where Dave got the name from.
:idunno:
Jezza's Exiles was a board that existed about 8 years ago. Dave, Dave would never be such an egomaniac to assume I would remember who the fuck 'Mr P' is, or every detail of every pathetic spat he's had on the internet for the last 8 years. Basically, I have no fucking idea what you're talking about and I don't care who you are.
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Originally Posted by
manker
You were alone with a woman who is a self-confessed fundament exploration fetishist and you weren't worried about being bummed.
One can only assume, sir, that you were, in fact, relishing the prospect :smilie4:
It wasn't quite the cream tea I had in mind :no:
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Squeamous pwning Dave via an imaginary third person proxy who Dave decided he wanted to be in order to correspond with people who don't like him.
Internets :happy:
And also:
"PS. The bit in bold is classic Dave, Dave."
I noticed that as well. I held off with the ban-hammer because I was sure I could tempt Dave into posting a sentence which required the word 'too'.
Not that it was necessary as any remaining vestige of doubt had already been removed.
Just for entertainment porpoises.
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Originally Posted by
manker
Squeamous pwning Dave via an imaginary third person proxy who Dave decided he wanted to be in order to correspond with people who don't like him.
Internets :happy:
And also:
"PS. The bit in bold is classic Dave, Dave."
I noticed that as well. I held off with the ban-hammer because I was sure I could tempt Dave into posting a sentence which required the word 'too'.
Not that it was necessary as any remaining vestige of doubt had already been removed.
Just for entertainment porpoises.
That written tic has bothered me for most of my adult life. I don't and have never understood why it exists. I've never seen anybody do it ever, and it always makes me hear the wrong inflection on the sentence when I read it :no:
In other news, I now have most of the bits to complete my Prometheus model :happy:
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Surely you saw Dave do it :blink:
Also, why didn't you have all the bits to start with. Was it a 'nearly new' Prometheus model from Oxfam or ebay somewhere else.
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Originally Posted by
manker
Surely you saw Dave do it :blink:
Also, why didn't you have all the bits to start with. Was it a 'nearly new' Prometheus model from Oxfam or ebay somewhere else.
Yeah I have, I mean I've never seen anybody but him do it.
I needed some paints and tings. Gonna start it this weekend!
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Originally Posted by
manker
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Originally Posted by
Funkin'
I think I'm in love.
I'm pretty sure ben is spoken for, but he
is batting way above his average.
Hope springs eternal.
If it wasn't true, i'd resent that. :eyebrows:
If that wasn't true, i'd resent it. :unsure:
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Originally Posted by
pennylane
Thank you for answering me, I won't post again after this, I don't want him figuring out who I am.
According to the email I got you had Dave banned from here to make all this go away, yet here you are using him for what you call humour. Did you really get the impression he has found any of the last few months here funny? If you did I can assure you the emails I have had told a completely different story. I say had because about two weeks ago, you and this board became a taboo subject. That worries me, I have never seen Dave behave like that before, normally he vents his anger by spewing shit about it, you must have seen that at sometime whilst you knew him. You must know he still reads this board, and that he is still taking all of these comments onboard. Even I know that, and I was never as close to him as you were. This is my tuppence, for what its worth.
Yep, classic fucking idiot Dave. :pinch:
:lol::lol::lol:
Even more so for the comments pointing out just how obvious it was to everyone else that it was, in fact, Dave.
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Originally Posted by
Squeamous
That written tic has bothered me for most of my adult life. I don't and have never understood why it exists. I've never seen anybody do it ever, and it always makes me hear the wrong inflection on the sentence when I read it :no:
I take it you never ended up shoving foodstuffs up your rear like we agreed upon prior.
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
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Originally Posted by
Squeamous
That written tic has bothered me for most of my adult life. I don't and have never understood why it exists. I've never seen anybody do it ever, and it always makes me hear the wrong inflection on the sentence when I read it :no:
I take it you never ended up shoving foodstuffs up your rear like we agreed upon prior.
:blink:
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It's like, I say something, and then Mary wants to put food up my ass. I might just stop saying things.
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Or you could stop leading her on with your wantonly short sentence construction and rapey come-hither punctuation.
Mary's the victim here :no:
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Originally Posted by
Squeamous
It's like, I say something, and then Mary wants to put food up my ass. I might just stop saying things.
Just be glad his predilections don't include gourds of the genus Curcurbita, or your next encounter could be eye opening to say the least.
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Originally Posted by
Artemis
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Originally Posted by
Squeamous
It's like, I say something, and then Mary wants to put food up my ass. I might just stop saying things.
Just be glad his predilections don't include gourds of the genus Curcurbita, or your next encounter could be eye opening to say the least.
But can we be sure they're not? Can we?
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Originally Posted by
manker
Or you could stop leading her on with your wantonly short sentence construction and rapey come-hither punctuation.
Mary's the victim here :no:
:smilie4:
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