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I get dressed
scratch my balls probably
Does someone else usually do this for you dan??? :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by danb
You sound a little unsure. :P
I open my eyes
wake up
scratch balls
turn on pc
go to toilet
have a ciggerette
have shower/bath
get dressed
he asked for first...not ur fkn life story *hehehe* :pQuote:
Originally Posted by danb
I just thought I would elaborate :P
After lobbing my alarm clock across the room, I have to get up to collect it when the 2nd alarm goes off.
Then I normally walk into a wall or door, while looking for my fags.
I hate friggin' mornings. :huh:
Now all we need is the webcam...Quote:
Originally Posted by danb
Cigarette, coffee, Vivaldi, morningpaper, scrambled eggs, shower, clothing, feed horses,
scratch head, fall asleep again..................
weekday: wake up, turn off alarm, turn on comp, shower, login, get chocolate milk, use comp until friends come to door.
weekend: wake up, turn on comp, get chocolate milk, use comp until i decide to do something.
ok seing dan said life story
wake up
get dressed
open fly up
pull dick out
take a piss in the toilet
flush the toilet
go to PC to see whats happening with downloads uploads
then the rest is history
At the moment...its wake up, take a piss, have a glass of OJ, play fable...
I find some internet personality to bully, maybe not on this forum, but someone, somewhere gets my morning fury unleashed upon then in a steaming bile filled torrent :angry:
Ermm not really, I make a nice cup of tea and drink it while reading the sport section of the newspaper.
i do tn masturbate inteh mornings not enough strength thats till afternoon :)
nothing like a early mornin wake n shake :D
I spose then you have th rest of the day to clean
No tissues, Ad? :(
The amount of times i been hit or kicked in the balls...i doubt id have enough to make a mess :(
I been smahed with a soccer ball and cricket ball and still can cum 10 times a day :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Celerystalksme
no they just ripp a hole right through the bastards :(Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I think your semen has been infiltrated by Borg nanites :oQuote:
Originally Posted by Adster
it's those woman I tell you :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Run round the room turning off my 5 alarms then its time for COFFEE :blink:
I put socks on first :01:
*Go socks!! *
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Originally Posted by gemby!
Why socks? :unsure:
Because if I don't then my feet will get cold :P
[SIZE=7]ESSAYQuote:
Originally Posted by gemby!
Get out of bed, sit in my chair, switch on the monitor and check on my forum then this place, then whatever’s downloading, have a wash, get dressed, make a drink (beer or coffee) lurk about till nightfall and something good comes on telly :unsure:
If it’s a college day, wake up at 6, check the computer, have a wash, get dressed, get on bus, then train, then buy a coffee, wait for class to start :dry:
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Originally Posted by gemby!
Smartypants
I'm trying !! *cries*Quote:
Originally Posted by gripper103.2
first thing i do is try and flukk :01: then take a shower