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Alright suckaz, s0 I finally got unbanned for posting an article on sheath cleaning... I'm celebrating
availble:
2xWaffles
3xKaragarga
3xCinema Obscura
29xFTS
requirmntz:
2 favorite films
2 favorite albums
1 dirty joke :shifty:
No douchebags/spammers
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can Waffles invite?
2 favorite films : king kong, lords of the rings trilogy:)
2 favorite albums : Hatebreeder, Blooddrunk [Children Of Bodom of course:cool:]
Post dirty joke. This is serious business.Quote:
Originally Posted by Itachi
Can I have FTS ?!
Favorite Films:
The Godfather / Brave Heart
Favorite Albums:
Californication / Fear of the Dark
Dirty Joke:
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
You can has FTS... but why? :huh:Quote:
Originally Posted by UpS
need gmail
karagarga?
2 favourite films
saving the private ryan , pianist
2 favourite albums
jay sean -deal with it, duran duran come undone
dirty joke
beauty is to see & to touch
flowers are to smell & to pluck
nipples are to play & suck
women are to love & to fuck
all these are free but depends on LUCK
congratulations!Quote:
Originally Posted by pr1nz3
you win +1 internet
i need and want waffles thanks
films- godfather trilogy and the naked gun trilogy
albums - tiesto's forbidden paradise and in search of sunrise
joke: Knock Knock - whos there - moo :)
Win! pm gmailQuote:
Originally Posted by torrentworld
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I need one waffles..
2 flims: Harry Potter and lord of the rings
2 albums: Backstreetboys and Timbaland..
1 dirty joke:
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to the woman,
"I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle."
"Do you think it will work?" she asks.
"It's worth a try." he says. So, the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest.
After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this.".
"What?" asks the priest, "what happened?".
"You gave birth to a child!".
"But that's impossible!" says the priest.
"I just did the operation," insists the doctor, "it's a miracle! Here's your baby."
About fifteen years go by, and the priest realises he must tell his son the truth. One day, he sits the boy down and says,
"Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father." The son says,
"What do you mean, you're not my father?" The priest replies,
"I am your mother. The archbishop is your father.".
Thanx for ur help...
i need and want waffles thanks
film-pirates of caribbean trilogy and hababam sınıfı trilogy
albums-50 cent Candy Shop
joke-take off pent
joke added in 1st post
i'll send out invites tomorrah when not stonedandrunk
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Originally Posted by giyotinberq
What is FTS? - For Those Suckers? ...RoFLM
May I have Waffles??? Here I go...
Films: The Clockwork Orange - Underground
Albums: The Yellow Shark (Zappa) - From the Muddy Banks of the Wishkah (Nirvana).
Dirty joke: (I'm from a spanish speaking country, so I hope to make an understandable translation..)
Question: Which is the difference between "love" and "true love"???
Answer: To swallow or to spit. ;)
i got it...dirty allrite :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Capitan Blanda
I lol'd :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Enlightened
Maybe... if you can tell me your favorite song by Captain Beefheart...Quote:
Originally Posted by Capitan Blanda
That sheath cleaning article was informative. Shame they banned you for that. :P
wtf is FTS?
Well that was a tough one.. I think I must say Ella Guru, but I'm not a Captain Beefheart's big fan... Can I still have my hot and juicy waffles?Quote:
Originally Posted by kojinI lol'd :D
Maybe... if you can tell me your favorite song by Captain Beefheart...Quote:
Originally Posted by Capitan Blanda
I can post more dirty jokes if you wish!!
You can still has waffle (when invites are open)Quote:
Originally Posted by Capitan Blanda
As for the rest of yiu, this 'giveaway' is based on personality, not robotic posting of ratio proofs etc
Hi mate!!! I´ve been told waffles has enabled the invite system. If it is true, may I ask for the invite? It's bee a long time waiting this moment!!:yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by kojinYou can still has waffle (when invites are open)Quote:
Originally Posted by Capitan Blanda
As for the rest of yiu, this 'giveaway' is based on personality, not robotic posting of ratio proofs etc
i want la waffles, please
2 favorite movies: tough one... i'll go with a clockwork orange and fight club
2 favorite albums: blaerg's dysphoric sonorities and massive attack's mezzanine
and my dirty joke is... what do you call a german virgin?
Spoiler: Showgöödentight
excellent giveaway kojin! nice to see a little creativity and not endless speed/ratio proofs... been hunting KG for awhile now.
film: Big Lebowski, Clash of the Titans
albums: (my favorites at the moment-probly diff next week...) Cool Kids-Bake Sale EP and Frank Sinatra-Nothing But the Best
Joke: What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
...
gang rape.
ooo thats dirty, no?