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Originally posted by Anon sir@5 August 2003 - 12:50
Last night while downloading 'Oops I did it again' from Kazaa I received a knock on the door. On answering I was shocked to discover it was non other than Britney Spears herself. She managed to worm her way into my bedroom, then stripped naked (dirty bitch) and offered me sex if I stopped downloading her album. I pursuaded her to get dressed by promising to stop the download, then waited till she left before completing the album, i'm no fool.
I was watching the downloaded screen of Terminator 3 and got a booty call from Clair Danes. I asked her out for a drink and came back and made crazy love.