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10-26-2003, 01:38 PM
shogunxxx

1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! 'Cause when I
got one... I got real snippy.

2. I heard you had herpes...and I feel terrible...I'd say "Get
well soon"...but I know it's incurable.

3. My tire was thumping....I thought it was flat....when I
looked at the tire....I found your cat... Sorry!

4. You had your bladder removed and you're on the mends....
here's a bouquet of flowers and a box of Depends.

5. You've announced that you're gay, and won't that be a
laugh, when they find out you're one... of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

6. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day...
look at the bright side, she's a really good lay.

7. Heard your wife left you... How upset you must be...Don't
fret about your wife though... She's moving in with me.

8. Your computer is dead... and it was so alive... you
shouldn't have installed... Win'95.

9. You totalled your car... and can't remember why... maybe
it was... that case of Bud Dry

10. So you lost your job... It's one of those hardships in life...
Next time, work harder... and stay away from the boss's wife.

:lol: :lol:
11-06-2003, 10:55 AM
boxofslavery

funny!!!
thanks for the humor.
11-08-2003, 10:58 AM
Autumn Fox

:lol: Good ones, can't wait when i'll be able to use them :lol:
11-17-2003, 06:58 AM
leonidas

Quote:

Originally posted by shogunxxx@26 October 2003 - 14:38
6. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day...
look at the bright side, she's a really good lay.

I didn't get this one

But th rest are nice :)
11-17-2003, 08:06 AM
_FuNgA_

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Originally posted by leonidas+17 November 2003 - 06:58--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (leonidas @ 17 November 2003 - 06:58)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-shogunxxx@26 October 2003 - 14:38
6. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day...
    look at the bright side, she's a really good lay.

I didn't get this one

But th rest are nice :) [/b][/quote]
[QUOTE] when it says "good lay" that means good fuck
11-17-2003, 09:35 AM
leonidas

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Originally posted by _FuNgA_+17 November 2003 - 09:06--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (_FuNgA_ @ 17 November 2003 - 09:06)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

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Originally posted by leonidas@17 November 2003 - 06:58
<!--QuoteBegin-shogunxxx

Quote:

@26 October 2003 - 14:38
6. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day...
  look at the bright side, she's a really good lay.

I didn't get this one

But th rest are nice :)

Quote:

when it says "good lay" that means good fuck [/b]

I know that "getting laid" means "to screw", but I don't get the other meaning. That's the point :lol:
11-18-2003, 07:45 AM
_FuNgA_

[quote]Originally posted by leonidas@17 November 2003 - 09:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by _FuNgA_,17 November 2003 - 09:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by leonidas,17 November 2003 - 06:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by shogunxxx,26 October 2003 - 14:38

6. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day...
look at the bright side, she's a really good lay.

I didn't get this one

But th rest are nice :)

Quote:

when it says "good lay" that means good fuck

I know that "getting laid" means "to screw", but I don't get the other meaning. That's the point :lol:

[QUOTE]wha? so you dont know what a hooker is, its a prostitute incase u didnt know :huh:
11-18-2003, 01:27 PM
Acecool

6. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day...
look at the bright side, she's a really good lay.

Translated to childs terms:
6. So your daughter cooks pizza for a living, and it spoiled your day...
look at the bright side, she makes some good pizza.

Translated to people who dont understand:
6. So your daughter is somone who charges money for pleasure, and it spoiled your day...
look at the bright side, she is worth the money.