there not..... i fight battles every night vs the evil if thats what u call it saving the souls of many
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there not..... i fight battles every night vs the evil if thats what u call it saving the souls of many
My dreams aren't as empty as the lounge this morning :unsure:
my dreams are as empty as my sack.
I dream of electronic sheep. :blink:
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Originally posted by Withcheese@29 March 2004 - 11:47
I dream of electronic sheep. :blink:
Peh......I NEED to do work, but the lounge is sucking me in. :(
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Original Script from Rainbow
For those of you who don't have kids or are far too young to remember
the splendid children's TV programme "Rainbow", this may be a little
lost on you ... but it must have been a great episode to watch!
Almost too ridiculous to believe ... This is taken from an original
Rainbow script and there's no way this could have been done by accident.
Innuendo all the way. The sketch opens with Zippy peeling
a banana ...
Zippy: "One skin, two skin, three skin, four..."
George: "Zippy, where is Bungle?"
Zippy: "I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"
We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.
Bungle: "Geoffrey, I can't get it in"
Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"
Bungle: "I know, let's try it round the other way. Ooooooh, I've got it
in"
Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and
Peg kit.
Bungle: "Would you stick this on the shelf, George"
George: "I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself, Bungle."
Geoffrey (to camera) "Hello everyone, today we are talking about
playing"
Bungle: "Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"
Geoffrey: "Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to
play with?"
George: "Yesterday we played with each other's balls. Are we going to
play with our friend's balls today?
Bungle: "Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well." Geoffrey
(to camera) Have you seen Bungles twanger?
Zippy: "Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."
Bungle: "It's my plucking instrument.
Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle
Zippy: "I can, I'm the best plucker here."
George: "And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?"
Zippy: "Well of course it is, your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."
Geoffrey: "Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."
Bungle: (excited) "Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with our twangers
couldn't we? Let's play the plucking song. Rod and Freddy can get their
instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."
Singers Rod, Freddy and Jane enter.
Freddy: "We could hear you all banging away"
Rod: "Banging can be fun."
Jane: "Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and
Freddy."
Freddy: ( looking sad ) "Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."
Rod: (to Jane) "Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"
Jane: "Oh no, I was banging away with Freddy last night. But would you
like to play with my Maracas?
Zippy; "No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."
George: "Yes, it doesn't matter what size our twanger is."
Zippy: "I've got a big red one."
George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to
play with it."
Geoffrey: (to viewers) "Well, have you got your twangers out? And
remember, you can bang your balls at the same time. If you haven't got
any, ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, let's all play the
plucking song."
Everyone in studio: "Pluck, pluck, pluck along, we're going to Pluck all
day."
Fill your dreams with images of Zippy :helpsmile:
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Originally posted by RGX+29 March 2004 - 12:01--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (RGX @ 29 March 2004 - 12:01)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@29 March 2004 - 11:47
I dream of electronic sheep. :blink:
Peh......I NEED to do work, but the lounge is sucking me in. :( [/b][/quote]
you love the honey nut loops, but you must resist, resists...ressssssiiissssttt!!!!!1111
I have weird dreams about whales, pieces of lead on a chain and wasps :D