Anyone got any?
I'm playing with the idea of giving up smoking, but I can't convince myself that I want to give it up.
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Anyone got any?
I'm playing with the idea of giving up smoking, but I can't convince myself that I want to give it up.
i have blistering barnicles on my lips.. it will only go away if i stop smoking..
i am trying too
to drink and do drugs and have sex until it kills me.
To pwn more n00bs this year than I did last year --- it's not like I want to but I just don't have a choice. If that's the case then I should just aim to get better.
My New Year's resolution is: Reality, f**k off!
Maybe he's left.
He was an odd chap. An admin. He never used commas or apostrophes; decrying them as 'silly things'.
This obviously rendered his prose unreadable.
We may never know if this was a bad thing or not.
Isn't he the owner
If it's not, it should be, Dave.
When did you last have sex with your wife, Dave? Was there a tentative coital entente in that vulnerable well-fed, festive bliss? Did she nobble the sherry to such an extent that she was willing to tolerate your moustache?
How's the getting over Squeamous thing coming along?
Since he was "just looking for a friend" in Squeams, I suggested he find a woman 20+ years his senior for friendship. I've heard that when someone faces an addiction, they need to replace one with something else. While most women 20+ years older than him are dead, I am certain there are some very nice, newly widowed women who would like the company (and CONSTANT attention) of a younger man. You know, for "friendship".
Shouldn't be any different to you, right Dave?...
You should learn some maths MBM.
Here you go, I'll throw you a bone, one of my other friends, a woman as it happens, who is younger than me, thinks I should direct anger at the woman you're all so intent on me engaging with. What do you think?
You didn't answer my question, Dave.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2F4ZWTjwTU
That'll be cause you're not worth the time chavis.
Which truth would the be chavis?
Your version which has me lounging around like a 70s porn star in a gay coloured suit, intimidating a woman.
See that's your problem chavis, your imagination is as fucking mental as the rest of you, so even your claims of initimidation can't square upto the reality of the image you create for it.
You're pretty adept at projecting your own images, Dave. I especially loved the one you projected when you turned up outside someone's door who didn't want you there, and then reported back to the board, like some kinda 'I can do what I like' sociopath.
It's restraining order straightforward, Dave. When did you last have sex with your wife?
Riiiiiiiight.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stalker Dave
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Oh! No chavis old chap, lets not ignore the images you have so eloquently plastered over thread after thread on this board for months now, they're such a fundamental part of the crap you produce so very often and direct at everyone whom you can.
Your image of me, (created by you and manker) is of me dressed in a gay coloured suit (colour choice courtesy of her) looking like a 70s porn star, lounging around, intimidating her.
What is it that you think she would find intimidating about a man who looked like that?
That is your ridiculous claim after all.
In all fairness, you posted the lounging part yourself. The part about the 'tache, which would obviously make you look like a 70s porn star, was posted by you. You posted that you went to her flat.
If the suit wasn't ecru, I posit that it was beige. A similar colour.
The intimidation is subjective but I think your actions were intimidatory.
So do most other people.
This 'ridiculous claim' is looking like trufax to me.
Stop lying manker.
I never said I was lounging anywhere, I said I was "leaning". You and your twisted mates converted that into lounging.
The 'tache' didn't even exist in the discussion until she brought it up, whereupon you all saw fit to ask her to pass comment upon it. All I've ever said about it, is that it is what is left of what was a full set.
I did post that I went to her flat, as I recall I was encouraged to do by so many of you here who decided I needed to 'man up'.
The intimidation is only subjective in your head because you've chosen to ignore the facts I have openly posted on the board, but I'd be careful if I were you. If I were her, I would be quite put out by the fact that you think I am stupid enough to spend hours alone in the company of a man whom I'm frightened of, over five years. Choosing to do so, and better yet asking that man to come and see her. I mean not that I think you're calling her stupid, but that might be how she sees what your doing. If you want to imply she is stupid that's between you and her, I know she isn't.
Oh! And I wasn't wearing a beige suit either.
1. You tried to pass off a pic of T. Selleck as one of yourself...
2. Please find us a post where any one of us "encouraged" you to go intimidate her (remember, some of us have known what you were from the start). She's our friend. The last thing any of us want is for you to go threaten/intimidate her at her home. And, since we are on that subject- WHERE DID YOPU GET HER NEW ADDRESS, YOU STALKING FUCK?
3. Times/people change. She has made it clear she doesn't want you anywhere near her, nor on a forum she frequents with her long-time friends. You have none here, and you are not going to find any here, you stalking fuck.
Yeah it's time to piss all over this load of crap as well.
No I didn't, I never claimed that was my moustache, in fact I'm absolutely certain that you should take that up with your new long time friend, the one who lied too you about my suit. See I am certain it was her who classified my moustache as looking like his. So go take it up with her.
I haven't intimidated her you thick fuck. It doesn't matter how many times you post your twisted little lies up here, it simply isn't true.
What new address is this you're talking about? The one she sent me the estate agents link too, you know before she and her husband brought it? The one I used to drop her off outside? Is it that new address you're talking about MBM?
See there's another lie.
I see, and you've known her for how long? Oh! But I was her friend for longer than that, in point of fact I was her friend before she joined this forum, in fact for the sake of accuracy she joined this forum so that she could keep in touch with me. So how are you a long time friend? That's right you prick, you're not. You're just a nasty little sad man who goes around spewing shite and lies at and about other people.
Stop making yourself look like a complete prick MBM, by attempting to defend a woman who :-
a) isn't under any kind of attack
b) is perfectly capable of looking after herself
c) doesn't and won't give any kind of fuck about you making yourself look like a prick in her defence
It seems you enjoy frequenting a bored where everyone is a liar. It's so good to have such an honest, trustworthy member such as yourself here. You make this site better with your warmth, cheer, and interesting stories, Dave. Tell us some more funny jokes, Dave.
Is this how you see yourself, RoS? Nobody else does. You are the one nobody trusts, or believes. You are the one who makes posts, and then denies that you said anything of the sort.
I never claimed to be one of those long-term friends, Davarino. I'm fairly new to the bored in the grand scheme of things. She does, and has many friends here. Your claim of her coming here to "contact you" has no ring of truth to it. You never posted here before 3-4 months ago. How was it she was coming here to contact you? And, even if this story is true (which I seriously doubt), you don't have ANY friends here (including her), and all you talk about is her.
Seriously, go the fuck away from here, stop thinking/talking about Squeams, and get on with your pathetic life. I guarantee, if you stop coming here, ALL of us will stop talking about you- Especially Squeams. Nobody wants to hear from you, talk to you, or gives a fuck about you. Go die for all we care. Are you getting ANY of this, Dave?
And don't say you are here to be a "cunt". Your sense of cleverness fails, you aren't original (you are actually about as clever as an 8th grader), and you can't keep a story based in any kind of consistent reality. You fail as being anything but a creepy, uninteresting, middle-aged, bore.
Waiting for the usual, "no I'm not...you are" reply... :pinch:
I think we forgot about his New Years Resolution. He might give up the smoking for a little bit, but you know one day he'll be strumming along and trip up slightly. The next realization he'll have is that he caught himself from falling down by holding onto a balustrade, and concurrent to the thought he'll be leaning on it. He'll search his pockets, find a cigarette and a matchbook, light it up, stroke his mustache, and leer at the pair of high school girls walking by. It'll be a great January 5th for Magnum Dave, he'll forget all about being rOS.
Listen up you complete and utter prick, I don't give any kind of fuck at all about how much you want to twist your fucking thoughts into the infantile fantasies you're having about what is what between me and her.
YOU'RE ONE OF THE PRIMARY CULPRITS OF THINKING YOU KNOW SOMETHING WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW FUCK ALL.
YOU'RE THE LYING PIECE OF SHIT.
YOU'RE THE CUNT
IT'S YOU AND YOUR MATES WHO KEEP THE PATHETIC DISCUSSION OF HER GOING, TO THE POINT OF MAKING THE ENTIRE LOUNGE A COMPLETE AND UTTER JOKE, WHERE EVERY SINGLE THREAD IS ABOUT ONE OF YOURS DELUDED TWISTED IDEAS OF WHAT IS WHAT. NONE OF WHICH BEARS ANY RESEMBLENCE TO REALITY AND ALL OF WHICH IGNORES FACT.
NOW IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I'M SAYING, GO CHECK OUT WHETHER EVERY SINGLE FACT I'M SAYING IS TRUE WITH YOUR NEW LONG TIME FRIEND, CAUSE SHE IS HERE AND SHE CAN ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS.
STOP POSTING YOUR COMPLETE AND UTTER LIES AT ME
STOP FUCKING UP EVERY SINGLE THREAD IN THE LOUNGE WITH YOUR COMPLETE AND UTTER LIES.
CUNTS LIKE YOU ARE WHY I WON'T LEAVE THIS FUCKING BOARD.
I SHALL SIT HERE AND POST MY POSTS AND SHOVE YOUR STUPIDITY AND LIES BACK INTO YOUR FACE OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
I SHALL ALLOW YOU TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK LIKE THE COMPLETELY FUCKED UP TWISTED WARPED SICK LITTLE FUCK YOU ARE OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
Oh! And for the record, you've never been someone who had any right to call me Dave. Not one of you cunts has ever behaved in any fashion which could be called friendly towards me, so stop behaving like a two faced prick and at least attempt to be an adult and use my fucking board name.
Why wouldn't I be replying in the only language that prick seems to understand?
Look at his posts, it what he does. It's part of his "I'm an internet hardman, I can make up the truth and tell you what it is, and no facts you produce are going to be true, CAUSE I SAID SO" thing.
Hey DAVE, you might be unfamiliar with some of the aspects of the internet or perhaps writing in general. CAPS means something, especially when they aren't being used by an eight-year-old. Even more so when being used in a reply to someone with whom you are having a disagreement. Most so when used to write the equivalent of a paragraph with them.
Jacky dear chap, what have you been reading, cause it's obviously not anything I've posted, if you had read any of my posts you would know I don't introduce myself to ANYONE at all, see courtesy of MBMs new long time friend (not ignoring that she's also the new 'stupid' friend (according to you all, with your incessant claims that she endangered herself for five years with a man she was frightened of) of you manker and chavis) I don't want to risk being shat on by anyone else like she did to me, ever again.
Darthy old chap, we're not all one at all. Look around here and you can see the wankers of this board making thread after thread about me. They make it about me, then complain when I respond in the first person.
This thread for example wasn't about me, it was about new year resolutions and what others might be planning on setting themselves. But no we can't have that, the chavis, mankers, Jacky and MBMs of this wonderful board needed yet another thread to be about me, about their twisted little fantasies about what I am, and what I'm doing. Somewhere else for them to repeat their same old lies. So really, its all about them.