I have to go to one on Saturday :fear:
Is there anything I should know about? It's been 12 years since I went to a wedding. We don't really do that anymore in Belgium, us being all continental like.
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I have to go to one on Saturday :fear:
Is there anything I should know about? It's been 12 years since I went to a wedding. We don't really do that anymore in Belgium, us being all continental like.
Wear something with big pockets so you can stash the leftover buffet in them. :smilie4:
thye have a haggis orgy at the end of it. pretty much like a belgian wedding but with haggis stains on your cawk.
You'll need to learn "The Slosh" before a Scottish wedding.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
I suppose what I really want to know... is the drink free?
edit: I have a feeling I'll regret this... but what's 'The Slosh' ?
and be prepared to dance to dexys midnight runners singing "cum on eileen she takes it up the shitter"
the slosh is a dance where you clap your hands under your legs and generally look like a tit. last comment does not affect female relations, cos they always look like tits when dancing. and the drink will not be free.
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It is however mandatory for the burds.Quote:
Originally Posted by CELEBS
With the matriarchal figures looking on smiling approvingly. Remembering by-gone shags in country parks.
If you do not take part it will be considered a great affront to the Bride and Groom.
I might have developed a sore back by then.
With all the outdoors shagging and that