I've tried all I can, and can't seem to find anyone that would like to give one to me. Lol. I'm not sure why I'm having the hardest time with this, but I am. I don't really have anything to offer except for Demonoid Invites. :(
Here is proof of my good ratio on Demonoid:
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/4413/image1ej2.jpg