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this one is maybe taking it a step too far. But theres always one
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!!!!!!!!
Get a floppy disk and take it apart carefully as it all needs to go back together afterwards.
use a hobby knife or similar to get the casing open.
(if you open the disk from the top and a little at each side you can usually remove the data disk while still kepping the spring in place at the bottom)
once you have the disk area out of the floppy get some red tip matches (saftey matches are no good)
cut the tips off the matches untill you have a decent amount. then grind them up to a sandy kind of texture.
apply glue to the disk area and sprinkle with the ground up match tips. making sure there is only a thin layer and not too much build up
allow to dry
reassemble the disk. using a little glue to reseal it.
replace the disk with one you know your victim will use.
the combination of heat and spinning action will ignite the disk in the drive and cause total panic and a certain amount of destruction to the machine.
Only to be used on ppl who have really Łucked you off.