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Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@26 June 2003 - 21:53
I suggest instead of the plastic turds, take your own excrement in a plastic bag(bout 3 days worth will do) and fling it at his windows or when he attempts to leave the house for work in the morning.
possibly when he returns from work as the embarrassment factor is hightened. You could also play some Benny Hill tunes or something to that effect from your casette player while you commit this henous act.
This demoralises him, and shocks him. You can then run up to him and bludgeon him with a blunt odject, and steal your turf back.
No need to worry so much fugs you stupid f*ck ya ;)
;)