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Originally posted by CrackheadDan@30 July 2003 - 06:44
well today i bought some new lubricant, so i decided to try it out, loaded up my favorite porno, and began whacking off. well now a rash has developed near the head, and it itches like you know what. i remember watchin something in american pie 2 when he glued his hand to his pecker, so i poured some paint thinner all over mine, and now its turning purple, anyone got any suggestions? im getting a new porno tomorrow and would like this taken care of by then.
Dude ur sick okay ur suck!